Ed Wood Caulfield

So we begin the countdown to AngleMania V this Sunday at Anglepalooza. There's 11 matches on the card, so there's 11 matches to predict. Step right up and guess who you think will win at Anglepalooza! The card: TAG TEAM TABLES MATCH Brains & Brawn vs. John "Rock Hard" Brickston and Spanish Fly WINNERS: I'll never tell. OAOAST X-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP The Parka (Champion) vs. Jamie O' Hara (Challenger) WINNER: Hmmm. This is a tough one. I think Parka has a shot at retaining the belt to end the feud, but O' Hara winning would be a victory for the Upstarts. Plus, O' Hara having the belt might make him even MORE annoying. So, I'm going with Jamie O' Hara becoming the new OAOAST X-Division Champion thanks to dastardly deeds. Foshi vs. Rikjin Massamoto WINNER: Foshi to end the feud. OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP SCRAMBLE Ashley Street (Champion) vs. Confusia (Challenger) vs. Constance (Challenger) vs. "Floggin'" Molly Matthews (Challenger) vs. El Chica Generico (Challenger) vs. Serena Blackmore (Challenger) WINNER: I'm going with Ashley Street being not the winner, but the survivor of the match. FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE Ragdoll vs. Gunner Sharps WINNER: Ragdoll wins in his return to pay-per-view. GRUDGE MATCH Crystal vs. Jenny Adams WINNER: Hmmm. This is another tough one. I'm gonna go with Crystal winning to show that she's back and better than ever, but the feud continues culminating at AngleMania V. OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP The Usual Suspects (Champions) vs. The New New Midnight Express (with James E. Cornette) WINNERS: I gotta give this one to the NNMX. Zack is too occupied with The Upstarts to concentrate on defending the titles. The Upstarts have pushed him to the edge of sanity, and that's going to be the downfall for The Usual Suspects and the end of their 5 month Tag Title reign. Julie "The Shark" Sharcor vs. Brodie Lewis WINNER: Julie "The Shark" Sharcor. OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH (The Lightning Crew is banned from ringside.) "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (Champion with Vitamin X) vs. Colombian Heat (Challenger) WINNER: Read the match, yo. "I QUIT" MATCH FOR THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Peter Knight (Champion) vs. Stephen Joseph Popick (Challenger) WINNER: Peter Knight's worked too long and too hard to lose the OAOAST World Title one month after winning it. Plus GM Axel has his back. Because of this, I predict that PK will walk out of Anglepalooza STILL the One And Only AngleSault Thread Champion. 30 MAN LETHAL RUMBLE MATCH. WINNER GETS AN OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH AT OAOAST ANGLEMANIA V Here are the 30 participants in the Lethal Rumble Alfdogg Zack Malibu "Silky Smooth" Leon Rodez "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican "The Current Big Thing" Brock Ausstin Jumbo Thunderkid Reject "The Ice Heart" Dan Black Tony Brannigan Jamie O' Hara "The Natural" Christian Wright Bohemoth Otaku II Vitamin X The Parka Foshi Colombian Heat The Mad Cappa Quentin Benjamin Charlie Moss Frank Frankensteiner Frankie Frankensteiner Scotty Static Johnny Jax Logan "Usher" Mann Synth Ensizer Nick Rick Dick WINNER: This is a toughie. I have no idea who is going to win the Lethal Rumble this year. There are plenty of people who can main event an AngleMania. I'm just going to say either Alfdogg or Zack Malibu. Now, it's your turn to get your predicting on!

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I'm in section 414 Row 11. I'm going to make it easy for you OAOAST guys to find me. I plan on bringing a sign that says "I MISS THE ROCK" on it!

Quarashi-"Mr. Jinx" Michael Jackson-"Black And White"

I was going to write and send in the segments that are missing from this week's show, but then I realized that I'm just not going to have the time to do them since I got a whole lot of stuff to do this weekend (including writing the PRL/Colombian Heat match AND go to the Royal Rumble on Sunday). So, the 5-On-5 Survivor Series Elimination Match is the only thing I'm sending for this week's show. Sorry.

-5 ON 5 SURVIVOR SERIES ELIMINATION MATCH The Lightning Crew ("The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, Vitamin X, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez) vs. Colombian Heat, Spanish Fly, John "Rock Hard" Brickston, Otaku II, and Ayane Mitsui -Lightning Crew segment -Colombian Heat segment -I'm going to do a segment with "Mean" Gene Okuerland in the OAOAST Control Center. He's going to run down the card for Anglepalooza, and I'd like it if you guys sent me promos from the wrestlers who will be competing at Anglepalooza, so I can add them into the rundown. -OAOAST Anglepalooza 2006 "movie trailer"

Yeah, this wasn't one of their strongest shows. I have a cat, so that's a big reason why I liked the Cat Fancy sketch. I noticed in that sketch that Sarsgaard was flubbing alot of his lines, which led me to ask, "What the hell? Is he on crack?" I thought the Chuck Norris Digital Short was just okay. Samberg looked like a 70's porn star while Sudekis looked alot like Ted Nugent. Samberg fighting Armisen was the best part. I doubt that any SNL Digital Short this year will be able to top The Chronicles Of Narnia rap. During the weekend update commentary with Al Gore and John Kerry, I was waiting for Gore to start saying "I won the popular vote." seven million times like he did in that sketch back in 2000. I also liked the ending of the Drew Barrymore segment where Tina and Amy shook Drew's breasts. Hey Bob, when was the last time you gave a show just one star? I know that when you give a show one star it means you thought it was really horrible.

Who's going to be in the number drawing room? "Mean" Gene Okuerland?

So, just who are the 30 wrestlers that will be in the Lethal Rumble Match anyway? Also, can the Tag Team Tables Match open the show?

Feeback for the 1/19/06 OAOAST HeldDOWN~!: -The SAG joke was great. I also loved Cole responding with emoticons and Caboose responding to that! -Anderson Cup First Round Match: South Central Militia vs. Thunderkid & Reject: Good match. Seemed kind of short though. I get the feeling that the problems between TK and Reject will continue though. I'm not sure why. -Good Stephen Joseph promo. I was a little confused as to why Popick was standing next to a lightpost outside. But I guess he did it for atmosphere. Anyway, this promo hyped up the World Title Match at Anglepalooza well. I especially liked the last line about the devil getting his due. And what was up with Calvin Szechstein calling him? What's going on between the two of them? -Hey, Peter Knight noticed the cameraman was in the room! That was cool. I wish someone would do that in one of the "real" wrestling organazations. -Team Heyross vs. Jim Daniels and Jack Beam: It was as good as a squash match can be. I loved the names of the jobbers. The finish was good. I haven't seen that double team move ever done before, so points to Alfdogg for the creative finisher. -Does someone in WWE read HeldDOWN~!? Because that's the only explanation I got as to why the WWE is using the interview stage again. We've used it for months, and now all of a sudden, the WWE is using it? Someone in WWE must read HeldDOWN~!, I'm telling you! Anyway, nice short but sweet interview from Team Heyross. That interview reminded me that Team Heyross hasn't won the OAOAST Tag Team Titles yet. Hopefully, they win them soon. -Good promo from Zack Malibu. I still think the New New Midnight Express will beat The Usual Suspects at Anglepalooza though. Zack's mind is going to be on The Upstarts, and not on defending the Tag Team Titles. The stuff before the promo with Josh Matthews and Marty The Cameraman was funny. We need more stuff from Marty The Cameraman! -X-Division Championship Match: The Parka (Champion with Eddy Kalm) vs. Otaku II (Challenger with Ayane Mitsui and "The Sheriff" Tony Capella): This was a pretty good match. It started off slow, but it got hot once Jamie O' Hara showed up. For a second, I thought Parka would actually lose the belt once Otaku locked him in the Sharpshooter. The post match activities with O' Hara and Parka would go too. I like O' Hara's character as the British loud mouth street punk. Did Caboose have split personality disorder for a second there? He contradicted himself in one point during the match. -Jumbo vs. Kevin Carson: This was a squash with a large order of squash fries and a squash coke. Biggie sized. Still, it did its job of putting Jumbo over as a threat in the Lethal Rumble Match. It's rare to see a big man do a superplex, so it was a surprise to see Jumbo pull it off. -Hey! I got referenced in the NRG interview! Excellent! Patty O' Green wrote this interview, didn't he? It was really funny with Bif smelling Josh' hair, and the seven-year-old boy screaming, "I'D FUCK HIM!" Just an all around great, great interview. The addition of Mackenzie DeCenzo is a good idea. You just know that she's going to help them win matches. I'm interested in the NRG/Sk8ter Boiz match next week. I get the feeling that next week won't be the blowoff to the feud and is only the beginning, and that NRG and the Sk8ter Boiz will have many more matches in the future. -Good short segment between Jenny Adams and Ashley Street. It showed how crushed Jenny is at fighting Crystal at Anglepalooza. It makes me wonder how the match between her and Crystal will go down at the pay-per-view. -Anderson Cup First Round Match: The Lonestar Gunslingers vs. Christian Wright & Bohemoth: This was a good match too. The Gunslingers have an old school quality to them. It's like they came straight from the 1970s! Neither team truly dominated the match. It went back and forth. The ending surprised me. I thought for sure that Christian Wright and Bohemoth would win. Once again, let me say that The Erotic Awakening Of B is the funniest name for a finishing move in the history of the OAOAST, hands down. The Lonestar Gunslingers vs. Black T should be a great match. I can't wait for that one. -Too bad Leon Rodez vs. Dan Black didn't happen this week. And PK, you only posted one Brains & Brawn segment. I sent you two of them for this week's show. Final Thoughts: A good show this week, although I thought last week's show was better. I was disappointed that the Hoff angle from last week's show didn't continue this week. Also, where was Foshi? Anyway, I'm really looking forward to next week's show. I'm excited for the two Anderson Cup matches, and I hope all of you are excited for the 5-On-5 Survivor Series Elimination Match. I've put alot of work into it, and I hope you guys like it. I also have some other stuff planned for next week that I hope you guys like. Thumbs up for this week's HeldDOWN~!.

I think the Death Valley Driver was called the Killswitch before the Lesnar feud. I remember seeing an episode of SmackDown! where they did a Tale Of The Tape for a match Cena was wrestling in, and for "finisher", they put Killswitch. I think Tazz also called it the Killswitch one time on SmackDown! too.

-"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican segment -Commercial for the Survivor Series Elimination Match on next week's HeldDOWN~!

Yeah, I don't get why they had her become pregant either. I agree that they are hot, but I think Ellie is hotter than both of them.

Name Colombian Heat Age 22 Height 6'0" Weight 180 lbs. Hometown Originally from Bogotá, Colombia, but now residing in Miami, Florida Alignment (heel, face, tweener) Very over, charismatic babyface Stable affiliation (if any) None Wrestling style (brawler, cruiserweight, technical, all-rounder, etc.) Cruiserweight who can also brawl and get technical when neccessary Theme music "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull Entrance Style (what color pyro, spotlights, etc.) A piano plays a melody, causing the crowd to cheer. The lights go down in the arena, turning back on in tune with the melody. Suddenly, we hear the voice of DMX over the P.A. system shouting, "COME ON!" Pyro explodes, leaving behind fire that burns on both sides of the entrance. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull starts playing. The crowd cheers as Colombian Heat comes out. Heat raises his hands, acknowledging the fans. Colombian Heat points to both sides of the entrance, and then walks to the ring, slapping hands with the fans along the way. Heat hops into the ring. He gets on the second rope and does the "WESTSIIIIIIIDE" hand signal, recieving cheers. Heat then gets on the second turnbuckle and throws up the "W" hand signal again, recieving more cheers. Colombian Heat gets off the second turnbuckle, and grabs a microphone. "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Lil' Jon and Pitbull dies down. Colombian Heat says over the mic, "If all of y'all are ready to see me make (Insert Opponent's Name Here) feel the Heat, make some noise up in this BI-AAAATCH~!!!" Colombian Heat puts the microphone away, and then gets ready for his match. Entrance attire (sunglasses, robe, jacket, etc) Sometimes wears sunglasses and a giant clock around his neck. He also sometimes carries a pimp cane or a pimp goblet. Ring attire Colombian flag bandana with the knot tied on the front. A pierced left ear. Brown crewcut. Red T-shirt with an orange basketball jersey over it that has COLOMBIA written on top of the jersey in big red blocky letters, and 1 written underneath it in red. Baggy orange basketball shorts. Black Reebok sneakers. Finishing Move(s) (try to keep it to 1 or 2) Colombian Necktie (Vertibreaker) Signature Moves (ex: Shining Wizard, Rolling Germans, etc.) Straight From Da Street (Sky Twister Press) Combination of chops and punches to the opponent on the turnbuckle Broncobuster (this is set up by Martial Arts kicks all over the body, ending with a jumping back kick to the opponent's jaw) Missile Dropkick followed by a Spinaroonie Shake, Rattle, & Roll (Punch. Punch. Punch. DANCE~! Punch.) Shaky Leg Kneedrop (Colombian Heat bounces off the ropes, does a SHIMMY~!, and then drops a knee onto the head of his opponent) WESTSIIIIIIIDE Moonsault (Asai Moonsault) The Bong Hit (The Stroke) Pele Kick (He can hit it from anywhere) Pimp Juice (Flatliner) Get Crunk'd Up (Full Nelson Slam) Gangsta Slam (Sleephold Slam) The Drive-By (Sky High a.k.a. Running Powerbomb) The Fatal Mistake (Lo Down a.k.a. D'Lo Brown's version of the Frog Splash) "Where The Hood At?" (Rolling Thunder) Superkick Basic moveset Flying Crossbody AJ Styles-like Dropkick Hurricarana Clothesline Springboard Flying Forearm Fujiwara Arm-Bar Swinging Neckbreaker Springboard Reverse DDT Basically, Colombian Heat is a cross between AJ Styles, Shawn Michaels, and Eddie Guerrero with the charisma of the Road Dogg and Captain Charisma himself, Christian Manager/valet/sidekick None Catchphrases/Trademark gestures -Before every match, Colombian Heat will grab a microphone and say, "If all of y'all are ready to see me make (Insert Opponent's Name Here) feel the Heat, make some noise up in this BI-AAAATCH~!!!" -Puts his hands around his neck and gasps for air, which is the signal for the Colombian Necktie -When he gets FIRED UP, DAMNIT~!, Colombian Heat will do Eddie Guerrero's "shimmy dance" -Peppers his speech with alot of hip-hop slang -Cool and cocky smirk -Kip Up History/Background/Career Highlights Manuel David DeJesus was born to an upper middle class family in Bogota, Colombia. Manuel's passion since he was 3 was to become a professional soccer player. Every day, Manuel would practice and practice and would play until late at night. When he was 5, Manuel began playing in soccer leagues which he continued to do until he was 13. Manuel dreamed of becoming a famous soccer superstar like Pele and David Beckham. But those dreams came to an end when DeJesus suffered a leg injury that put him in a cast for 3 months when he was 14. The leg injury would change his life forever. One day, while healing from the leg injury, Manuel DeJesus was watching TV. He changed the channel to Galavision, and saw Lucha Libre for the first time. Almost immediatley, DeJesus' love of soccer faded, and he became obsessed with professional wrestling. After his cast was taken off, Manuel decided to become a professional wrestler, despite wrestling being MORE dangerous than soccer. Manuel David DeJesus packed up his things and dropped out of high school to begin wrestling training. He trained a bit in Colombia before moving to Puerto Rico when he was 16. While wrestling in IWA Puerto Rico, Manuel met Tha Puerto Rican, who was wrestling under a mask as The Lightning Kid. The two hit it off instantly and became best friends on screen and off screen. DeJesus looked at PRL, who was 19-years-old at the time, as the older brother he never had. Manuel David DeJesus took the ring name of Colombian Heat, and he and The Lightning Kid became a popular tag team in IWA Puerto Rico. When Tha Puerto Rican left Puerto Rico and moved to the United States, settling in New York City, Colombian Heat followed suit, and the two shared an apartment together in NYC for two months, before moving to Mexico, where the two friends wrestled together in several Lucha Libre organazations for two years. After losing a Mask vs. Mask Match against Rey Mysterio Jr., Tha Puerto Rican left Mexico and moved to Miami, Florida where he stayed for a year and a half wrestling in the indies as The Lightning Kid without his mask trying to become the perfect wrestler. Colombian Heat stayed in Mexico, but kept in touch with Tha Puerto Rican, while Tha Puerto Rican joined the OAOAST as Puerto Rican Lightning and became one of the most hated wrestlers in the history of the One And Only AngleSault Thread. As the September 2003 pay-per-view, Dirty Deeds, drew closer, Puerto Rican Lightning realized that he was going to need more backup if he was going to continue reigning as Puerto Rican Champion, and after Dirty Deeds, as the OAOAST North American Champion. So PRL, following Triple H's advice of "When you start an army, when you set out to do what no one else can do, the first thing you do is you look to your blood - you look to your buddies - you look to your friends.", asked Colombian Heat if he would like to join The Lightning Crew. Colombian Heat jumped at the chance, and moved back to America to become a member of the OAOAST IntenseZone brand. Colombian Heat made his OAOAST debut on the October 7, 2003 edition of IntenseZone, interfering in the Puerto Rican Lightning/"Shooter" Jay Darring match for the OAOAST North American Championship. Darring had been able to survive the onslaught of The Lightning Crew and was about to pull off the victory until Heat's appearance. Heat used a stun taser on Shooter Jay, and then gave him a Vertibreaker, which Colombian Heat dubbed the Colombian Necktie. Colombian Heat pulled PRL on top of Darring, Thomas Rodriguez (who also debuted on that show) made the count, and Puerto Rican Lightning defeated "Shooter" Jay Darring for the first time ever and retained his North American Title in the process. Colombian Heat would become the Second-In-Command of The Lightning Crew, and PRL's right hand man. For seven months, Heat was a proud member of The Lightning Crew, helping his boss and best friend win matches, punk out enemies, and run roughshod over the IntenseZone superstars until PRL and The Lightning Crew practically owned IntenseZone. Some considered Colombian Heat to be nothing more but PRL's lackey, but PRL scoffed at those claims, claiming that Colombian Heat had a mind of his own, and that he would become an OAOAST superstar someday. Colombian Heat wrestled a few times on iZ, and his Colombian Necktie became one of the most dangerous finishers in the OAOAST. Heat developed a cult following, due to his idiotic, jive talking sidekick character which, while funny to the fans, irritated the Hell out of Cuban Wall, who made it clear time and time again that he despised Colombian Heat. Through it all, it was clear that Colombian Heat and PRL had a close bond with each other, a bond which some thought would never be broken. However, that bond slowly started to disappear. From December 2003-February 2004, PRL's arch-rival, The Mad Cappa, had been competing in The Lightning Crew Gauntlet, a gauntlet set up by PRL, where Cappa would have to defeat every member of The Lightning Crew in order to have a match for the Puerto Rican Championship against PRL. Cappa had defeated Spanish Fly, Mr. Boricua, Thomas Rodriguez, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Cuban Wall, PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member, and Vitamin X, and was only one match away from a shot at the Puerto Rican Championship. On the February 17, 2004 edition of IntenseZone, The Mad Cappa took on Colombian Heat in the final match of The Lightning Crew Gauntlet. With PRL doing commentary at ringside, Colombian Heat dominated The Mad Cappa and even managed to give him the Colombian Necktie. But somehow, The Mad One was able to kick out of Heat's finisher, and was able to give Heat the BUST A CAP to pin him and finish The Lightning Crew Gauntlet. The Mad Cappa now had the opportunity to get revenge on Puerto Rican Lightning for crushing his layrnx back in May 2003, and it was all thanks to beating Colombian Heat, something that, obviously, did not please PRL. PRL berated Heat for his lost, but forgave him as he now concentrated on training for, what was at the time, the biggest match of his career. At OAOAST AngleMania III on March 28, 2004, Puerto Rican Lightning took on The Mad Cappa for the OAOAST Puerto Rican Championship, and if The Mad Cappa lost, then he would have to retire from professional wrestling. The two hated rivals went back and forth for nearly 30 minutes, competing in a classic encounter. The end came when PRL went to the top rope with the ringbell, hoping to crush Cappa's larynx again. However, PRL was stopped by then-HeldDOWN~! superstar Zack Malibu, who took the ringbell away from him, saving Cappa. This triggered a brawl between The Lightning Crew, Zack Malibu, and the IntenseZone superstars, while PRL and Cappa returned to the ring. While the brawl was happening outside the ring, Colombian Heat entered the ring with a chair, and prepared to hit Cappa with it, hopefully sealing the victory for his boss and best friend. But when Heat swung the chair, Cappa ducked, and the chair met PRL's skull. Heat apoligized to PRL, and afterwards, got the BUST A CAP from Cappa. A few moments later, The Mad Cappa delivered the BUST A CAP to Puerto Rican Lightning and pinned him to become the new OAOAST Puerto Rican Champion. The 78,000 plus fans in the Pontiac Silverdome exploded with cheers as Cappa had finally gotten revenge over PRL. Cappa celebrated with the IntenseZone superstars in the ring as confetti and balloons dropped from the top of the dome, and the 78,000 plus fans in the Pontiac Silverdome in Detroit, Michigan chanted, "MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA! MAD CAP-PA!" in an unforgettable AngleMania moment. That match wound up being the last IntenseZone match ever, as right after Cappa's victory, it was announced that OAOAST IntenseZone was cancelled due to low ratings, and its superstars would be absolved into the OAOAST HeldDOWN~! roster. PRL, Colombian Heat, and the rest of The Lightning Crew made their HeldDOWN~! debut on April 1, 2004. On that post-AngleMania edition, PRL blamed his lost to The Mad Cappa at AngleMania III on Colombian Heat. Heat was shocked at being blamed for PRL's lost, and the two nearly got into a fist fight because of it. However, before anything could happened, PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member pulled PRL back, which annoyed PR. PRL slapped PROTOTYPE in the face, and was given The PERFECT Finishing Maneuver as a result. Afterwards, PRL fired PROTOTYPE from The Lightning Crew and changed his name to Tha Puerto Rican. While Tha Puerto Rican and Colombian Heat didn't come to blows that night, it was now only a matter of time before the two best friends collided. Over the next three weeks, Tha Puerto Rican did everything he could to convince the OAOAST and its fans that there was nothing wrong between him and Colombian Heat. From competing in tag team matches together to letting Heat enter the ring first, PRL made sure to remind everyone time and time again that he and Colombian Heat were best friends, and would be best friends forever. Meanwhile, PRL's rivalry with The Mad Cappa wasn't over yet, as the OAOAST Puerto Rican Champion and the former OAOAST Puerto Rican Champion got into several brawls, the most notable one occuring on the April 15, 2004 HeldDOWN~!, when Colombian Heat and PRL did a beatdown on Mad Cappa and afterwards, took the OAOAST Puerto Rican Championship belt. Cappa was furious and demanded that the belt be returned to its rightful owner, however, Tha Puerto Rican appeared on the AngleTron on a bridge holding the Puerto Rican Championship belt. PRL forced Cappa to get down on his knees and beg PR for the title. PRL wasn't done humilating Cappa yet, as he forced Cappa to agree to a rematch at the April 2004 pay-per-view, The Year Of Living Anglelously, with Colombian Heat as the Special Guest Referee. Cappa agreed, but PRL still wasn't satisfied and threw the OAOAST Puerto Rican Championship belt over the bridge and into the river below. The Mad Cappa was crushed that the belt he had worked so hard to attain was now gone, and went to the bridge to confront PRL. However, it was all a trap as The Lightning Crew appeared and attacked Mad Cappa, doing a beatdown on him. Tha Puerto Rican then took Cappa and threw him over the bridge into the cold dark river below. Afterwards, PRL pulled another OAOAST Puerto Rican Championship belt out from his duffel bag, revealing that the belt he threw into the river was just a replica, and that he was still in possesion of the real thing. The next week on HeldDOWN~!, The Mad Cappa returned and attacked Colombian Heat and Tha Puerto Rican and got the Puerto Rican Championship belt back. Unfortunately for Cappa, PRL stole the belt again later in the show after PRL and Colombian Heat attacked him. It was the most anticipated rematch in the history of the OAOAST. At The Year Of Living Anglelously on April 25, 2004, Tha Puerto Rican took on The Mad Cappa for the OAOAST Puerto Rican Championship with Colombian Heat as the Special Guest Referee. All eyes were on Colombian Heat, who promised to call the match right down the middle even after announcing that the match would be a No Holds Barred Match, and that if The Mad Cappa touched him, or even looked at him funny, then Cappa would be disqualified and the Puerto Rican Championship would be awarded to Tha Puerto Rican. PRL came to the ring with the Puerto Rican Championship belt over his left shoulder, but The Mad Cappa surprised everyone, especially PRL, when he came out wearing a brand new OAOAST Puerto Rican Championship belt. Cappa and PRL then engaged in a No Holds Barred Match that was subtitled, "One More Time", and hyped as the last one-on-one meeting between Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa. PRL and Cappa brawled all over the arena as the Washington D.C. fans rooted their hometown hero on. Colombian Heat, at first, was an unbiased referee, but soon, his Lightning Crew allegiance shined through, giving Tha Puerto Rican several unfair advantages, including tossing him a chair to hit Cappa in the back with, and putting PRL on top of Cappa for a cover. However, The Mad Cappa was able to fight back, and was only one three count away from retaining his Puerto Rican Championship. Unfortunately, Colombian Heat refused to make the three count and left the ring, but was stopped by OAOAST Director Of Authority Abe Vigoda, who revealed to the fans that Heat had forged Vigoda's signature onto the contract for the PRL/Cappa match, and then made himself the Special Guest Referee for the match, even though Vigoda never actually approved this. Vigoda found out about the fake signature after reading the contract for the OAOAST Puerto Rican Championship Match and seeing his name spelled, Abe Vickgoda. Because of this, Vigoda announced that Colombian Heat wasn't the official referee for the match, but Heat refused to leave. Heat dared Vigoda to hit him in the face, so Vigoda responded by knocking out Colombian Heat with a right jab to the jaw. The 86-year-old Abe Vigoda had just embarrased the 21-year-old Colombian Heat. This distracted PRL long enough that The Mad Cappa was able to give him the BUST A CAP, and, following a shot to the head with PRL's version of the Puerto Rican Championship belt, was able to pin him to win the match and finally end the feud. The Mad Cappa had defeated Tha Puerto Rican at two straight pay-per-views. In the fourth one-on-one match between Tha Puerto Rican and The Mad Cappa, The Mad Cappa came out on top, with both versions of the Puerto Rican Championship in his possession. After the match, Tha Puerto Rican shoved Colombian Heat down to the mat, and scolded him for his idiotic misspelling of Abe Vigoda. On the April 29, 2004 edition of HeldDOWN~!, the tension between PRL and Colombian Heat that had been building since February 17, 2004 finally came to a head, as Cuban Wall clotheslined the back of Heat's neck, and afterwards, The Lightning Crew proceeded to do a beatdown on the Second-In-Command of The Lightning Crew. PR blamed all of his problems as of late on Colombian Heat. It was Heat who lost to The Mad Cappa in the final match of The Lightning Crew Gauntlet. It was Heat who hit PRL in the head with a chair at AngleMania III. of late on Colombian Heat. Heat was the one who lost to Cappa in the final match of The Lightning Crew Gauntlet. Heat was the one who hit PRL with the chair at AngleMania III. And Heat was the one who cost PRL a chance at becoming a 3-time Puerto Rican Champion by misspelling Abe Vigoda on a contract. Plus, he hit PRL in the head with the Puerto Rican Championship belt. Because of all of this, PRL kicked Colombian Heat out of The Lightning Crew, and then spray-painted The LC logo on him. The six year friendship between Tha Puerto Rican and Colombian Heat had come to an end. On the May 13, 2004 edition of HeldDOWN~!, Colombian Heat returned with new music, new clothes, and a new attitude. Heat revealed that he was faking his stupidity all along, acting dumb so that Tha Puerto Rican wouldn't suspect that he was looking to take over control of The Lightning Crew in order to advance in the OAOAST. PRL revealed that he never actually wanted to be Heat's friend, and was only hanging out with him because he felt sorry for him. Both men told the other that they were never actually best friends, and a match was made for School's Out: Class Dismissed. The next week on HeldDOWN~!, Colombian Heat and The Mad Cappa teamed up to take on Tha Puerto Rican and "Reckless" Drek Stone. The match ended in a disqualification due to a brawl erupting between the four competitors. At School's Out: Class Dismissed on May 23, 2004, the former best friends, Colombian Heat and Tha Puerto Rican, collided in an Empty Arena Match at the OAOAST Arena in Pittsburgh, Pennslyvania. The match went all over the arena, from the ring, to the kitchen, to the caferteria, to the corporate office, and the parking lot. Both men traded blows, and it was clear that the friendship between the two talented superstars had completely vanished. The end of the match took place in the parking lot, where it looked like Colombian Heat would be able to give Tha Puerto Rican the Colombian Necktie to win the match. However, Heat was hit in the back of the head with a lead pipe by a mysterious assailant. PR then gave Heat the P.R. Nightmare and pinned him to win the match, and was surprised to find out who helped him win the match: OAOAST Corporate member Stephen Joseph Popick. Popick revealed that he was wearing a Lightning Crew T-shirt, and raised PRL's hands in victory. Colombian Heat suffered a concussion from the lead pipe attack, so he had to take some time off to recover. However, Colombian Heat, still upset at his lost to Tha Puerto Rican, decided to take a leave of absence from the OAOAST, and he moved back to Colombia to rethink his life. After spending 3 months on the sidelines, Colombian Heat decided to continue wrestling. Heat packed up his things and moved to Miami, Florida. Then, he joined the OAOVW and competed there for 14 months. Meanwhile, Tha Puerto Rican aligned himself with Stephen Joseph Popick and became "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, and in April 2005, became the OAOAST 24/7 Champion. Colombian Heat kept track of what was going on in the OAOAST, specifically, what was going on with Tha Puerto Rican. On the December 1, 2005 edition of HeldDOWN~!, "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican proclaimed himself to be the greatest OAOAST 24/7 Champion of all-time. He said that no one could take the title away from him, and that he would be 24/7 Champion forever. Right after making that statement, Colombian Heat returned to the OAOAST after an 18 month absence to the crowd's (and PRL's) shock. PR tried to make nice with Heat, but Heat would have none of that. He announced that he came back to beat PRL and become the next 24/7 Champion. This led to a brawl breaking out between Colombian Heat and The Lightning Crew with Colombian Heat giving Thomas Rodriguez the Colombian Necktie. 2 weeks later, on the December 15, 2005 edition of HeldDOWN~!, Colombian Heat took on Cuban Wall in the First Ever Latino Thug Street Fight. The rules for that match were that you had to come as you were, you had to bring your own weapons, and falls count only in the arena. Cuban Wall dominated most of the match, but Heat was able to pull off the victory, even managing to give the 6'7" 285 lb. Muscle of The Lightning Crew the Colombian Necktie. At OAOAST Climax on December 18, 2005, Colombian Heat teamed up with fellow former Lightning Crew members, John "Rock Hard" Brickston and Spanish Fly, to take on "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, Cuban Wall, and Mr. Boricua in a Six-Man Tag Team Match that was subtitled "The Lightning Crew Explodes!" Despite Spanish Fly being dominated by The Lightning Crew throughout the match, the ex-LC members managed to pick up the victory after Colombian Heat delivered the Colombian Necktie to PRL. No one thought that Heat would pin PRL, but Heat surprised everyone by doing just that, getting the victory by pinning his former best friend. Colombian Heat is now a man on a mission. His main goal in the OAOAST is not to become the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion, but to defeat Tha Puerto Rican in a one-on-one match to prove that he is the better wrestler. With a 24/7 Championship Match signed for OAOAST Anglepalooza on January 29, 2006, it looks like Colombian Heat may finally get the opportunity that he's been waiting for since he was kicked out of The Lightning Crew on April 29, 2004. Can Colombian Heat dethrone Tha Puerto Rican, the man he used to call his "brother from another mother", and become, according to him, "the most crunkest, most dopest, most illingnest 24/7 Champion ever!"? Find out at OAOAST Anglepalooza on January 29, 2006!

That ending reminded me of Rocky IV with Daniels playing Apollo Creed and Samoe Joe playing Ivan Drago.

-Good opening segment with The Upstarts and Popick. Nice to see Axel give an explanation on his heel turn last week. I'm disappointed that the fans didn't chant "AX-HOLE!" at him though. That's the perfect chant to use against him, man! -Holy crap, Hoff's back!?!?!?! That's great! I'm glad to see him return, although the question is: will he join up with Axel or stay a face? If Hoff joins the Upstarts, it could be the OAOAST equlivalent to Hulk Hogan joining Hall and Nash to form the nWo back in '96. -Zack is pissed off! Oh noes! Seriously, this was a good short segment to set up what would happened later. -Hey, Rick "The Model" Martel! That's someone that hasn't been used in the OAOAST! Sucks that he has a liver problem now. I hope he gets better. I thought Foshi would be competing against Martel, but I was wrong. Good WWF Superstars-style squash by Rikjin Massamoto. I'm intrigued by the storyline between Foshi and Massamoto. I have no idea what's going to happen next, but I'm interested in finding out. -Sounds like there's some trouble in the Alfdogg camp. I wonder if the dissension will affect their Six-Man Tag Team Championship Match. Hmmm. I wonder... -Wow, that multi Angle Award winning Tag Team Champion Leon Rodez sure is funny. Hilarious segment from KC. I always love Simpsons references, and this was no different. There's something inherently corny about starwipes that I just can't help but love them. I'm going to whisper "STARWIPE~!" the same way I whisper "SPARKLY~!" and "GREASY~!" for now on (don't ask). Leon and Jade Rodez have good chemistry together and I would like to see them interact with each other more often. Zack busting in was a surprise. I think Zack not paying attention to The New New Midnight Express might come back to harm him and Leon. We shall see. -Nice Six-Man Tag Team Championship match. Very fast paced. I kind of got the feeling that Alfdogg, ThunderKid, and Reject wouldn't win, due to their segment earlier. It looks like the Alfdogg/TK/Reject alliance isn't going to last much longer. I'm interested in seeing what happens next. -Good segment between Axel and Ragdoll. Wow, Axel and Ragdoll aren't friends anymore. Hopefully, this storyline continues, because I want it to. -Great interview from The New New Midnight Express and James E. Cornette, one of the best promos Tony149 has ever written. I haven't seen much of Cornette's promos, but from what I've seen, I can tell that Tony has gotten Cornette down pat. It hyped up the Tag Team Title match at Anglepalooza very well. Mocking Terry Taylor never gets old. -Popick wrote PRL's promo before the Anderson Cup match, and I must admit, he did a pretty good job with it. I have no complaints with it. -I had no idea that PRL and Popick's match in the Anderson Cup was this week. I really didn't have a problem with the way SJ wrote PR, although he messed up some of the move names. PR's Rock Bottom is called the Latin Slam, and the People's Elbow is called The IntenseZone Elbow, not the Corporate Elbow. Also, Puerto spits on his elbowpad and then throws it onto his opponent's face before he does the elbow. Anyway, I liked the bit with Popick and his T-shirts, the best one being the one with PK and Vince McMahon. I take it Stephen Joseph is now a tweener, since he hates the Upstarts, but he didn't actually say he was an Original. Add to it that he manages PRL, who's still a heel, and it's a pretty bizarre situation. The ending came out of nowhere for me, but I had a feeling that PRL and Popick weren't going to win the match anyway. The handshake between Stephen and Logan was a nice gesture. -Oh My God, Zack Malibu has snapped! That was a short but sweet segment. Zack really, really, REALLY wants to kick The Upstarts candy asses. Zack's very passionate about the OAOAST and it shows in this segment. -Yea! A Patty O' Green segment! The graphic for Beat The Unbeatable Woman is just great. It was indeed another entertaining segment from Patty. Poor Sweet Lou. There should be another Beat The Unbeatable Woman segment soon and I mean soon! -I liked the segment between Stephen Joseph and Zack Malibu. It showed that SJ and Zack may have to work together in order to vanquish The Upstarts. I've never seen Popick and Zack team up, so I'm hoping that they come together to battle The Upstarts. -Good main event. The pace never slowed down, and it put over James Blonde and Faqu well. Are Blonde & Faqu staying now, or are they going to return to HI-YAH again? The post-match activities with Tony and Hoff were great. That took alot of balls for Tony to throw the soda in Hoff's face. Hoff is back in the OAOAST, and things have gotten even more interesting because of it! -Poor patheic Terry Taylor. Leon Rodez vs. Dan Black next week? No-ice. Bottom Line: Very good show this week. The Upstarts vs. The Originals feud has gotten even better thanks to the events of the past week. Hoff and Ragdoll coming back is a plus. We know where Ragdoll stands on the Civil War. Where does Hoff's allegiance lie? So far, things are going smoothly on the Road To AngleMania V. Thumbs up.

I'm going to try and not be late with my stuff this week, so I'm just going to send in one PRL segment, and 2 Vitamin X & Cuban Wall segments.

Oh, and here's John "Rock Hard" Brickston's first entrance theme, "Godman Syngman" by Quarashi: http://rapidshare.de/files/10918935/06_Track_6.wma.html

Since you're uploading old songs: "Bulls On Parade" by Rage Against The Machine-Puerto Rican Lightning's first entrance theme which I used from March 10, 2003-October 7, 2003. "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)"-This is The Rock's theme from his "Hollywood" heel run during 2003. I used the complete version with the entire intro from October 7, 2003-January 25, 2004. I then switched to "No Chance In Hell" and used it from January 27, 2004-May 23, 2004. And then switched to "Know Your Role '99" which I've used since June 10, 2004. All the other Lightning Crew members have used "No Chance In Hell". Before he was in The Lightning Crew, Vitamin X used "Sober" by Tool. Now he uses "Bling Bling" by The Big Tymers featuring The B.G. and Hot Boys. The Mad Cappa's used two other themes in the OAOAST. First was "Ode To Joy (Beethoven's Fifth)". He then switched to "Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Mix)" by DJ Kool. Colombian Heat used to use "What's My Name?" by DMX, but he now uses "Gasolina (Remix)" by Daddy Yankee featuring Pitbull and Lil Jon.

Ah okay. I was asking because Caboose has been such a cheerleader for PRL, and I was wondering if I had to change that now. Guess I have to edit my stuff this week.

Holy crap, Axel and PK BOTH turn heel on the same show? I was shocked. I never saw it coming. That was quite the SWERVE~! my friends. Here's a chant the fans can use against Axel: "AX-HOLE! AX-HOLE!" Another good show guys. Some random notes: Alix's notepad is the best ever. I can't believe that GPX were eliminated in the first round of the Anderson Cup. I still enjoy the Alfdogg & Friends vs. Team Heyross & Friends saga. Is Coach now a full fledged heel and Caboose a full fledged face? Can someone clear that one up for me? Anyway, thumbs up.

I have no problem with it either. Sort of like OAOAST: The Music, Vol. 1.

Well John "Rock Hard" Brickston already uses "Fuel" so I don't think that'd be a good alternative, but "Fire It Up (Knight Rider Mix)" could be a good choice. I've been wanting to change PRL's theme to The Rock's theme from WWF The Music Volume 5 (which is the theme he uses now), but that seems more like a babyface theme. I've also thought of going back to "Know Your Role 2K3 (Hollywood Version)" that I used during PRL's North American Title reign, complete with the over the top entrance, but I'm just going to stick with "Know Your Role '99". It just sounds heelish.

-"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican vs. Spanish Fly (Stipulation: If Tha Puerto Rican wins, then Spanish Fly must unmask. If Spanish Fly wins, The Lightning Crew is banned from ringside during Tha Puerto Rican-Colombian Heat OAOAST 24/7 Championship Match at Anglepalooza.) -PRL promo -Spanish Fly segment -PRL segment -Vitamin X vs. John "Rock Hard" Brickston -Vitamin X segment

Some things: 1.) I thought the OAOAST Champion always decided who he/she would lose the title to. Hasn't it always been this way? 2.) I agree that we need to cut down on the mods. There have been plenty of times where I'll go, "How can anything be kept a secret in the OAOAST when it seems like 85% of the roster are mods!" I think we only need about 4 mods, tops. 3.) I have no problems whatsoever with the Civil War angle, although I think AngleMania V would be the perfect time to do the big blow-off. 4.) I agree about more people leaving feedback. I'm guilty of not leaving feedback every week. I know that. I'm going to try in 2006 to leave feedback more often. 5.) I miss the AIM OAOAST chats we use to have. Those were quite enjoyable. That's how we set up the first Elimination Chamber match in the OAOAST back in 2003. I would love it if we could start those again. 6.) It would be nice if we got more people. And not just one or two people a year, but like 10 or 20 (okay, that maybe a lot.) Foshi appears to be staying for the time being, and that's a good thing. Patty O' Green is back and that's wonderful. Reject and Thunderkid are back, although they're both being controlled by Alfdogg. Still, they're back and that's all that matters. It would be nice if we got some more people returning like "Shooter" Jay Darring, Dangerous A, Some Guy, and even Teddy Weddy! 7.) We need to advertise the OAOAST throughout the internet. When someone types in efed on google, I want the OAOAST to be the first site that appears. 8.) I want LaParkaYourCar to bring back the "official" OAOAST website. 9.) Tha Puerto Rican: The CORPORATE World Heavyweight Champion. What do you guys think? Huh? Huh? I don't believe that the OAOAST is slowly dying and haven't all year. While I think that 2004 was our best year, I liked 2005 very much, and I'm not just saying that because PRL has been 24/7 Champion since April.