Ed Wood Caulfield

EDIT: Double post.

-"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and Mr. Boricua (with Stephen Joseph Popick) vs. Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly -Lightning Crew segment -Colombian Heat segment

::Beltshots Santa Claus:: There you go. Happy Holidays, everyone!

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I wrote three articles for slashwrestling.com. One was about the history of pro wrestling in January. The other was my picks for the Top 10 pay-per-view commercials and video packages of all-time. And another one was me writing an article commerating the third anniversary of slashwrestling.com. They're still on the site somewhere, I wrote one of them as Tha Puerto Rican, infact. But since I wrote those articles when I was in 8th grade, and I despise everything I did in 8th grade, I don't like those articles as much as I did back then.

I was reading the CRZ recap of the July 9, 2001 RAW when ECW merged with WCW, and I noticed that at the end of the recap, CRZ posted an email he recieved from someone we all know. And that someone was...Stephen Popick. Yeah, that wasn't much of a surprise was it? Anyway, Popick, I had no idea you were at that historic RAW. That must have been an awesome night! I saw it live on T.V., but seeing it in person is something you'll never forget.

-SIX MAN TAG TEAM MATCH "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, Vitamin X, and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Stephen Joseph Popick) vs. Colombian Heat, John "Rock Hard" Brickston, and Spanish Fly -PRL segment

-OAOAST 24/7 CHAMPIONSHIP "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (Champion with Stephen Joseph Popick and Vitamin X) vs. Colombian Heat (Challenger) -TAG TEAM TABLES MATCH Brains & Brawn vs. John "Rock Hard" Brickston and Spanish Fly

I'm still writing the Six-Man LC match. That's gonna take a while. I'll probably have it in by 2 or 3 in the morning.

So Climax is our last pay-per-view for 2005. Because of this, I decided to do another predictions thread, since I haven't done one since AngleSlam. So, post who you think will win the matches on this, the final pay-per-view of 2005. The card: OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Stephen Joseph Popick (Champion) vs. Peter Knight (Challenger) Stipulation: If Peter Knight loses, he will not get another World Title shot at all in 2006. WINNER: Stephen Joseph NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH Vitamin X vs. Otaku II WINNER: Read the match! CHRISTMAS DEATHMATCH FOR THE OAOAST HEARTLAND CHAMPIONSHIP Chris Stevens (Champion) vs. Alfdogg (Challenger) WINNER: Alfdogg OAOAST WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS The Usual Suspects (Champions) vs. The New New Midnight Express (Challengers with James E. Cornette) WINNERS: My brain says the New New Midnight Express, but my heart says The Usual Suspects. I'm so torn. Black T vs. Christian Wright and Bohemoth WINNERS: Black T OAOAST X-DIVISON CHAMPIONSHIP The Parka (Champion) vs. Jamie O' Hara (Challenger) WINNER: The Parka Ayane Mitsui vs. Julie "The Shark" Sharcor WINNER: I'm going with "The Shark", to continue the feud. CAPITAL PUNISHMENT "STRAP" MATCH The Heavenly Rockers vs. The South Central Milita (with Shyanne) WINNERS: The Heavenly Rockers win to end the feud. MASK VS. TITLE MATCH FOR THE OAOAST WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP Ashley Street (Champion) vs. The Benefactor (Challenger) Stipulation: If Ashley Street wins, The Benefactor must unmask. WINNER: Ashley Street, so that we can finally see who The Benefactor is. Foshi vs. Massamoto WINNER: Foshi THE FINALS OF THE TOURNAMENT TO CROWN THE FIRST EVER OAOAST SIX-MAN TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS Alfdogg, Thunderkid, and Reject vs. "The Current Big Thing" Brock Ausstin and Team Heyross WINNERS: Alfdogg, Thunderkid, and Reject become make history. Although I can see the S.H.I. team shock us all by winning the belts a'la Benoit/Malenko vs. Hening/Windham from Superbrawl IX. "Floggin'" Molly Matthews vs. Serena Blackmore WINNER: "Floggin" Molly Matthews "The Lightning Crew Explodes!" SIX-MAN TAG TEAM MATCH "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, Cuban Wall, and Mr. Boricua (with Stephen Joseph Popick and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez) vs. Colombian Heat, John "Rock Hard" Brickston, and Spanish Fly WINNERS: Read the match, yo. The Global Party Exchange vs. Chicks Over Dicks WINNERS: The Global Party Exchange Now, it's your turn!

Happy birthday, man.

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D12-"Fight Music" Quarashi-"Stick 'Em Up" Quarashi-"Payback" "No Chance In Hell" Rage Against The Machine-"Guerrilla Radio"

You know what I've never seen in my life? A Republican Conservative rapper. Someone who could be the polar opposite of Public Enemy.

-FIRST EVER LATINO THUG STREET FIGHT Colombian Heat vs. Cuban Wall -Lightning Crew segment -Vitamin X/Otaku II segment

Sorry for taking this long to answer your request. But Patty already called the opening match. Oh okay. Then can the match be the second match on the show?

So now Benoit is going to make a Boston Red Sox-like comeback to win the title.

Feedback on the Vitamin X-Mike Guerriero match: Nice segment. Too bad it was short, since I would love to see a long match between those two. VX throwing salt in Guerriero's eyes was something I've never thought of.I gotta steal that one! Good job, MMoM.

BEEFBAQ~! -Nice throwback to the old WWF Superstars show with The Heavenly Rockers promo taking place in the bottom of the screen while a match was going on. WWE should bring those back. And I liked the Rockers wearing Las Vegas Outlaws football jerseys. Poor All-American Boys. This match reminded me of a WWF Superstars squash, which goes together with the Heavenly Rockers promo. I sense that Tony149 wanted this match to look like something out of WWF Superstars. If so: mission accomplished. The message to The Heavenly Rockers after the match was good too. -Good Zack Malibu interview. -Hey, Foshi's back! I remember him! His feud with Paul Stanley was great! I still remember the Battle Of The Bands segment. I liked how Foshi had the commentators describe the action, just like they do on T.V. I have no idea who Reno Riggins is. I thought he was somebody Foshi made up. I guess he wrestled during the time period where I didn't watch the WWF. The match was pretty much a squash, which was the idea, I take it. Good to see Foshi back, and I hope he stays and doesn't disappear from the OAOAST again. I hate when that happens. -Ooh, "Floggin'" Molly Matthews threatens to "Dimebag" Pantera Combatienta. If that was real, I'm sure that would offend somebody. Didn't offend me. Cool to see Serena Blackmore. I haven't seen her much on HeldDOWN~!, so it's good for her to get a storyline. I'm interested in seeing what happens next. -Poor Terry Taylor. I feel so sorry for him. But on the bright side, it's a Chicks Over Dicks segment! Hilarious one-liners, as always. The line about scuba diving was a little out there, though. It was made all the more bizarre when Johnny Jax said "Snap-Crackle-Pop!" afterwards. I guess it's suppose to imply that Krista and Alix are have sex with each other, right? I didn't *quite* get that line. Good stuff, otherwise. -The Parka faces ANOTHER big man? Damn. Good match between The Parka and Brock Ausstin. Liked Parka having to wrestle Brock to bring him down to the mat. Death From Above is a cool name for the Shooting Star Double Stomp. I wonder who Parka will wrestle next week? Hmmm. -I just like to say that I love Leon Rodez in a rugged, manly heterosexual way. Him announcing to be Candie's baby daddy, followed by the pic of the dog was brilliant! I loved The Simpsons reference too. And a Futurama reference! Freaking awesome! So Leon and Alix are dating? That's comedy gold right there. I cannot wait to see what King Cucaracha has planned for the couple. Best segment on the show. -Cole won Josh Matthews as a personal slave in a poker game. Ha! -Solid Six-Man Tag Team Match between Alfdogg, Thunderkid, Reject, Chris Stevens, Jumbo, and Jay Richards. Pretty short though. I am really interested in the Alfdogg/Stevens feud. It's been going on for a while, and I'm glad it has. A Christmas Death Match? I don't think I've heard of that one. Has anyone else done it? Or is it an OAOAST creation? -Wow, that Julie Sharcor match was short! It looked like it would last 15 seconds at most. I'm having this image of a female Vader pop into my head reading Julie Sharcor's match. Ayane looking at Sharcor after the match makes me think these two are going to feud. If that's the case, cool. Also, since Masked Man Of Mystery wrote this match, I'm reminded that there wasn't any Vitamin X or Otaku II on the show this week which bums me out. -Yea! Another Chicks Over Dicks segment! What the? The Sk8er Boiz bulked up? And Krista has the hots for them? Please tell me that this storyline will continue because I am interested in seeing what happens next. *Hopes that the storyline continues.* -Good choice of entrance music for Jamie O' Hara. Man, nobody can write a match like Patty O' Green. Great match. There were too many hilarious lines to name here, so I'll just say that I love Patty O' Green's match writing. The GPX giving Jamie O' Hara the win surprised me. I thought for sure Alix would win it. -Ooh my segment is next! -Good segment between Calvin Szechstein and Jamie O' Hara. -I guess it's safe to say that Christian Wright's mission to destroy Leon Rodez is over now? Even though he and Rodez are both involved in the Originals vs. Upstarts storyline, he hasn't mentioned wanting to punish Rodez for his porno films in weeks. Of course, I could be wrong. Another squash match on this show? Is that a new record? Well, this was good for a squash match. And The Erotic Awakening Of B is STILL the funniest name for a finishing move that I have ever heard. Christian Wright MUST continue using big words in his promos. That must never stop. -All right, my guys are in the main event! I didn't expect that. I take it Alfdogg wrote this one by himself? If so, you did a good job with PRL and Vitamin X, Alf. I have no complaints. The match was pretty good. Teddy Moneymaker sounds like Ted DiBiase. Is he going to be a regular part of the roster, or is it a one time thing? Because I'd like it if Teddy was on the regular roster. Where the hell was Caboose during this match? I kinda figure that out of all the matches to be commentating on the show, this would be the most obvious one. Hooray, PRL and Vitamin X win! My guys are in the semi-finals! I think I know who Popick's opponent will be at Climax. Then again, doesn't everybody? That's as easy of a question as what's 2+2? -Love Shack Baby! Uh, KC, it's actually Spanish Fly, not Spanish Flea. Jim Cornette and Leon Rodez in the same segment would be a surreal segment if it were to happen in real life. The disses to The New New Midnight Express were good, as was the beatdown on Rodez. Boy, that sure was a depressing way to end the show. Good show gang! I was surpised at the fact that we had more than one squash match. But it was all good. Climax is only 2 weeks away. I can't wait! Thumbs up.

-PRL/Colombian Heat segment

Holy crap, I just found out that a soundtrack was released for that terrible Street Fighter movie back in 1994. It was pretty much a rap album, and they got some damn good rappers to appear on it: Chuck D, Ice Cube, LL Cool J. Oh and MC Hammer and Deion Sanders also appeared on the album in a song together! I can't believe that Chuck D of all people would appear on the soundtrack for the freaking STREET FIGHTER movie! Speaking of Deion Sanders, has anyone ever listened to his album? Or what about Shaq's albums? Or Kobe Bryant's album?

Anyone seen the Rumble 2006 commercial yet? It stars the McMahons as the rulers of Rome during ancient times. Vince (looking ridicolous wearing a Ancient Rome costume) is thinking of a new form of entertainment for the Romans. Stephanie suggests the "Royal Rumblelus". Linda (looking like Christina Aguliera in her "clown whore" outfit) explains the rules. Shane suggests having the wrestlers fight the lions. Everyone looks at him funny. And that's pretty much it. It's hilarious just for how Linda looks.

Happy birthday.

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I'm only sending in one segment for the show, and that segment will be sent I guess in 3 hours or so.