Ed Wood Caulfield

So, wait, cricket players are called bowlers? So what are people who play bowling called? Oh, you non-Americans and your non-American sports!

-So Calvin's the new GM? In the words of Carlito Carribean Cool: Dat's cool! It's a good choice. Does this mean Chuck Woolery is back, or is someone else controlling his character? Because I would like to use him in one of my segments next week. -Ha! Popick is getting stalked by a cow! I like how Popick uses pics in his writings. The picture of the cow silhouette was the best. -The Pantera/Molly match was pretty good. That type of women's match would never be seen in the WWE. I didn't expect the Minnesota Angels to attack after the end of the match. -HA! Popick is starting to get paranoid over a cow! I like it. -Holly-Wood is going to sleep with Ned if he beats her next week? That's quite a risque stipulation for the OAOAST, don't you think? Although since this is the same e-fed that's had a dead zombie valet, twins fight each other Matrix style, and a man beating up a cow, the OAOAST is certainly not your average wrestling e-fed! I'm interested for the Holly/Ned match next week. I'm thinking Ned wins. -What's Murphy's Law? I didn't get that reference. I liked Crystal's excuse about the great, great grandmother. I also liked that PK wanted to wrestle even after the Ultimate X match. It puts him over as a tough S.O.B., atleast I think so. I though the janitor doing some foreshadowing was funny. -I wonder who Brodie got the money from? -Good interview from Alf establishing him as the heel in his match against Hoff. What I like about Alf's interviews is that they are always fill with sports references, and this one was no exception. I liked the crack about Rafael Palmeiro. -Ooh, The Original Elite is doing a dissension angle? Sounds interesting. -I read License To Pin 2004, and, even though I actually LIKE Popick, I gotta agree, that show was a disaster. Wait, I thought Leon took on The Mad Cappa at Thanksgiving Star Wars, not Climax! I guess I have to read more of the shows that happened while I was gone. Anyway, that was a great interview from Rodez. About time that he got his hands around Christian Wright's neck. -Good segment with Leon, Jade, and the Minnesota Angels. -That damn cow won't stop stalking Popick! Doesn't she know that he saved the board!? How dare she!? HOW DARE SHE!? -Great segment with the Upstarts and the Originals. I, too, was surprise that Zack came to the aid of Black T. Christian Wright and Bohemonth helping out the Upstarts? That was surprising too. I am digging the "hands-off" approach to the Zack/Drek feud. You just know that a one-on-one match between the two of them will happen eventually. The question is when? The fighting between the Originals makes for an entertaining read. Are they EVER going to be on the same page? -I'm confused as to why Alfdogg was cheered by the crowd when he cut a heel promo earlier in the show. I guess the fans forgave him rather quickly. Really great match between Hoff and Alfdogg. It just had a big time main event feel. I knew Hoff was going to win, but it was still great nonetheless. Overall, it was a great show. I can't wait until next week! Thumbs up.

-Vitamin X shall be on the show with a new entrance song~! Can this segment be the last segment on the show? The Vitamin X segment will have feature a surprise appearance, and I feel like this segment will be the perfect way to end the show.

-Vitamin X gloats about his victory over The Parka

Just to let you know, my phone line got disconnected, so I won't be able to send the Intergender Tag Team Match until tomorrow or maybe even Wednesday at the latest. So, you'll have to edit my match into the show.

Parka and Vitamin X have another confrontation.

Toto Styx AC/DC Public Enemy Rage Against The Machine Def Leppard Motley Crue Coldplay Pink Floyd

Eminem Rage Against The Machine Ludacris Avril Lavigne MC Chris Del Tha Funkee Homosapien Dizee Rascal

::busts out the MC Hammer all over Zack:: MC Hammer>Vanilla Ice

How long did you have to wait before she showed up?

Well, the good news is that you don't need to do that mission in order to complete the game. So, I can just skip it, since I don't think there's any chance of me completing that mission now.

There's an interview Seth McFarlene did on the Family Guy Freakin' Sweet DVD, where he said you can tell when he really likes an episode by the amount of flashbacks that appear. If there are little, that means he really liked the episode. If there are alot, then he didn't really like it.

In the Key To Her Heart mission, where you have to date the croupier in order to get the security keycard, at exactly what time does the croupier show up at her house? I waited at her house for 24 hours, and she never showed up.

PRL gets the 24/7 Title back and... Wait for it... BELTSHOTS HOFF!!! TOO!!!

-Good little opening segment with Leon Rodez. I wonder which Diva Search 2004 contenstant he called? I'm guessing Carmella. I laughed when he called Koko B. Ware. -I've never heard the song "Black", so everytime I read Hoff's entrance, Randy Orton's theme song pops into my head. Whether or not that's good depends on you. Speaking of Hoff's entrance, I thought it was hilarious that he came out to "La La". The best part was when Hoff said "Make sure that director never does another show." -Good interview with Brodie Lewis. I was surprised it was short. -Good segment with the GPX, Drek, and PK. I liked that it was set at a Starbucks stand. -Nice women's tag team match. I had no idea there was even such a thing as a frogsault. A railroad spike to the eye? That's gotta hurt! I liked Jenny's promo too. -Heh, CSI's lockerroom is actually a bathroom! I'm interested with what happens with Brock, and his future with CSI, but isn't it a little too early to do a dissension angle? I figured CSI would be a tight knit stable for atleast a year before there were even signs of dissension. -I felt that the Otaku II/Mephisto match was too short for a blowoff. It wasn't a bad match, I just felt it should have gone longer and been more dramatic for a feud that's been going on for quite a while. I also felt that commentary would have helped the match too. Still, it was a good match, just a little disappointing for a blowoff to a feud. -Funny segment with Leon, Zack, and Some Guy. The best parts were Leon looking at Los Conquistadors and saying he wasn't THAT desperate, and when Leon said he knew how to get a bikini body in 2 months. -AWESOME segment between Zack and Drek. It was the best part of the show. I am digging the slow burn to the inevitable Zack vs. Drek one-on-one match. That's a "dream match" right there. Seriously, it was excellent. -Good promo from Tony Brannigan. Short and to the point. -Good Tag Team Title Match. Again, I think it was a little too soon to do a dissension angle, but, I'm interested in what happens next, so it's all good. -I would so buy a "Hoff Does Yodeling" CD. -The Alfdogg/Some Guy Heartland Title Falls Count Anywhere Match was excellent. The best match of the night. It had a bunch of funny moments, like when Alf slapped the kid in the back of the head and said "Drive, bitch." And the part when they fought in Legos. DALE TURNS HEEL ON CHIP~!!!111 sounded funny to me for some reason. About time someone used the Mall Of America to their advantage! It was a really entertaining read. -Good main event. I had no idea that Caboose would be picked as Leon's third partner, so kudos for keeping it unpredictable. I didn't believe that Leon would go with The GPX and Drek though. I knew he would stay face. The Originals vs. New Blood angle is going great. I can't wait to see what happens next. All in all, it was another good show. (That's like what? The 1,220,300 good show in a row?) We should do the "wrestler as an announcer" thing again. Hey, how about a show with PRL as a commentator? Anyway, thumbs up from me. Good show, gang!

-Otaku II talks about The Lightning Crew's attack on Ayane Mitsui on last week's HeldDOWN~! -"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican and Vitamin X have a talk in The Lightning Crew dressing room

I think you're going to have to edit my stuff in, PK. I doubt I'll be done with my match by 10:00.

John "Rock Hard" Brickston has been sent to OAOVW, along with Colombian Heat, who is back in action after a year off due to a neck injury.

PM box cleared. Go ahead, man.

I'm on that mission right now, and you're right, it's fucking hard. I think I tried like three times, and then I just gave up. I'll just wait for my friend who finished the game to come over and beat it. Although with how busy he is, he'll probably come over in about 6 months.

Well, my avatar used to be a picture of Emperor Palpatine wearing Princess Leia's metal bikini from Return Of The Jedi. There's a thread over at theforce.net messageboards called The Golden Palpy Society, and in the thread, somebody asked what Palpatine wore underneath his robe. Someone said a Force Thong, so that led to that picture that used to be my avatar. And because no one asked, here is the full-size photo of Palpatine wearing Leia's bikini. It's perfect nightmare fuel! "I'll see you in your nightmares!"

I noticed that in the North American Title history section, PRL is listed as having held the title twice. Actually, PRL only held the title once. In the NA Title section, it should go: Rick Edwards -- June 3, 2004 (Defeated The Shuffle on 6-3-04 edition of HeldDown to merge NA/X-titles) The Shuffle -- January 25, 2004-June 3, 2004 Puerto Rican Lightning -- September 28, 2003-January 25, 2004 K-Ness -- July 29, 2003-September 28, 2003 "Shooter" Jay Darring -- May 25, 2003-July 29, 2003

Intergender Tag Team Match "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican & Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Stephen Joseph Popick) vs. Otaku II & Ayane Mitsui

I'm fine with Hoff on commentary too. As for what I got plan: -Hardcore Match Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez vs. Ayane Mitsui And The Corporate 24/7 Champion will be in the hizz-ouse~!