Ed Wood Caulfield

Great show. Obviously, I liked the fact that PRL made it to the Battlebowl, and I liked how that there was a moment in the match where everyone was waiting to see which side PRL went on. We should make Battlebowl an annual event. It could be our version of King Of The Ring.

Right now, I'm playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, and fuck, it's been hard. Everytime I finish a hard mission, I think the next one will be easy. Instead, the next mission is harder than the last. It's going to take me forever to finish this game. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City wasn't so easy either. I've had the game since December 2002, and I'm only up to the mission where you have to kill the Haitians which is a pain in the ass. Infact, I haven't played it since December 2003. I should go back to that game someday. Sonic Heroes was the hardest Sonic game I've ever played. Ever. Sonic Adventure comes close only for the God awful and very irritating Big The Cat levels. I have no idea how many hours I spent trying to find the third chaos emerald. I was *this* close to putting the game on the shelf, but, somehow, I was able to find the third emerald, and soon I won the game. The game was hard, but those two weeks back in March-April 2004 when I played the game was great. I've never finished Super Mario Brothers 3. It took me a year and a half to finish Super Mario World, although I had some help from my aunt. Infact, she played the game more than I did. She was the one who defeated Bowser, too. Donkey Kong Country was another game that took me a year and a half to finish, although when I played it again back in the fall of 1998, it took me 2 months. Super Punch Out was SO hard. The first three boxers were easy, but it got hard once I fought Super Macho Man. After about 15 tries, I was able to beat him, but then I had to face that skinny guy who did ballet. I could never beat him. His kicks were too hard for me to block. After trying for several days, I just said "Fuck it." I put the game on the shelf and haven't played it since. Even if I wanted to play it, I can't anyway, since I didn't take my Super Nintendo when I moved to Miami, so my Super Nintendo and Super Punch Out are now gone forever.

EDIT: "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican will not be on HeldDOWN~! this week, as he is busy crying like a little girl over losing the OAOAST Puerto Rican Championship to Alfdogg. But have no fear, PRL will be back on NEXT WEEK'S show! And that's the truth, Ruth!

The match should be sent around 10:30-11:00.

PM box cleared. Go ahead.

El DANDY~! has left the OAOAST, so there's not going to be a Cuban Wall/Tim Livingston match.

Match sent.

I'll have my match done by tonight.

'Twas a good show. I was actually disappointed that it wasn't 12 posts long like last week's show. I thought the Matt Hardy segment was hilarious. Chanting "E-mo Boy" at him? Ouch. And I also liked the crowd chanting "You Screwed Matt!" to Crystal, and Crystal saying she has never met Matt. I am looking forward to The Great Angle Bash more than I was looking forward to School's Out. It should be a great, great show.

Go ahead and post the show. Me and El Dandy aren't done with the tag match yet. Edit it in later if you can.

My God was that a huge show! How long has it been there was a HeldDOWN~! that was 12 posts long? Anyway, it was indeed a good show. I'm still shocked that Tony won the World Title. I am certainly looking forward to his title reign. By the way, the Ayane/Lindsay match and the "Thunder" Tim Livingston segment were written by Masked Man Of Mystery and El DANDY~! respectively. I didn't write those two segments at all. But again, it was a good show. Thumbs up.

Quarashi's Jinx CD is good to listen to when you're stressed out and want to relax.

Yes, that is correct. Also: -Last minute hype for the John "Rock Hard" Brickston/"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican "Champion vs. Champion" match at The Great Angle Bash including a new stipulation being added to the match.

"Champion vs. Champion" OAOAST 24/7 Championship & OAOAST Italian Championship "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican (OAOAST 24/7 Champion with The Lightning Crew) vs. John "Rock Hard" Brickston (OAOAST Italian Champion)

Well, I know that the Bush Administration knows about Peak Oil. Infact, Bush's Energy Advisor has said that things could get REALLY bad by 2015. Like we could all be living like it's 1765 by 2015. However, I don't know if there is any goverment funding going towards a new source of energy. All I know is that Bush and Co. know that an oil crash is possible. There are alot of Peak Oil believers who believe the War In Iraq is proof that the U.S. goverment is doing something to prevent the oil crash, since all the oil in Iraq could prevent an oil crash from happening for atleast 25 years. Plus, they say just taking all the oil in Iraq and using it in the U.S. is much easier than spending time thinking of a new source of energy. Some of the Peak Oil believers say the reason Bush didn't just come out and say the War In Iraq is because of Peak Oil, is because an announcement like that could cause mass panic in the streets, and cause the stock market to crash. Not every scientist believes Peak Oil is real, or is going to happen real soon. Like global warming, some scienctists believe Peak Oil is going to happen soon, while some scientists believe we still have much time. Some scientists believe Peak Oil won't happen until 2037, 2050, even 2152!

While I think the Oil Crash is possible, I just have a hard time believing it's going to happen as soon as this year, like some people are predicting. Something about that doesn't seem right. I think it'll most likely happen sometime between 2009-2050. Anyway, there's a website that made a timeline of what could happen once Peak Oil occured: Although some of the things the guy thinks will happen because of the oil crash seem kind of odd:

Yep. December 21, 2012 is supposedly the day the world will end. Or it is the day we will all turn into hippies since there are some who believe that December 21, 2012 will be the day humankind enters the "Age Of Aquarius": a world full of peace, love, and understanding. Exit Mundi explains: I hope 2012 isn't the end, but I do think it's possible there's 7 more years left till the end of the world. The theory about our inner cosmos being reconnected with our divine outer cosmos sounds pretty silly though.

-"Mean" Gene Okuerland interviews John "Rock Hard" Brickston about PRL refusing to have a rematch at The Great Angle Bash. Will Tha Puerto Rican make an appearance? -A bunch of other stuff goes down

That was great. It's my second favorite Triumph segment, behind the Attack Of The Clones premiere. Some of my favorite parts: -Triumph saying "Michael ain't the only fashion victim!" and then they show the guy with the green shirt and red tie. And then he says "Let's sing some Soft Cell!" -The old lady in the clown suit refusing to talk to Triumph, to which Triumph responds "I wouldn't want to hurt your DIGNITY!!!" -When that mannish woman tries to insult Triumph, so Triumph says "That's a DUDE!" It was the way he said it that made it funny. -Triumph telling the Michael Jackson impersonator "Now do Michael masturbating to Home Alone!"

-John "Rock Hard" Brickston vs. "Capital" Tom Goran -"The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican interview

If anybody wants to face John "Rock Hard" Brickston this week for the OAOAST Italian Championship, PM me and let me know

-Last minute hype for the 8-Man Tag Team Match at School's Out (a.k.a. a Lightning Crew segment) -And I will try to FINALLY do the John "Rock Hard" Brickston vs. Cuban Wall OAOAST Italian Championship Match for next week's show

-Lightning Crew segment -And maybe, just maybe, John "Rock Hard" Brickston will finally defend the OAOAST Italian Championship against Cuban Wall.

8-Man Tag Team Match "The Corporate Champion" Tha Puerto Rican, Stephen Joseph Popick, Cuban Wall, & Vitamin X vs. John "Rock Hard" Brickston, The All-American Boys, & a Mystery Partner

-OAOAST Italian Championship Match John "Rock Hard" Brickston (Champion) vs. Cuban Wall (Challenger) However, considering what happened on this week's show, the match might not even happen...or will it? TUNE INTO HELDDOWN~! TO FIND OUT! EDIT: NEVERMIND! The match WON'T happen this week. Instead, I'll just be sending a promo from PRL.