Ed Wood Caulfield

...whose famous "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." saying has been quoted by VINCE McMAHON...

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...who once feuded with TATANKA and cut off some of his treasured red hair, hair which would eventually be dyed black...

You can add Cuban Wall & Colombian Heat from The Lightning Crew to the Tag Team Title Match.

...who competed in the first ever Bra and Panties Match (then called the Evening Gown Match), against LUNA VACHON and lost at WWF Unforgiven: In Your House 1998...

-Glitter -Kazaam -Steel

New Radicals-Get What You Give

Hmmm. We didn't have a booking thread last week, and since I haven't see a thread for this week's show posted yet, I decided to post it myself. Mystery Eskimo is still going to be posting the show, I'm sure. So, just post what you have plan for this week's show as this is the last show before AngleMania III, so let's get to hyping the matches plan for the show! As for me, I'll have: -OaOasT AngleMania III countdown ad -Lightning Crew video about The Mad Cappa/Puerto Rican Lightning match coming up at AngleMania III -Lightning Crew dressing room segment -Puerto Rican Lightning promo concerning the PRL/Mad Cappa match coming up at AngleMania III and some added stipulations to said match -Puerto Rican Lightning training video for his match against Mad Cappa at AngleMania III -Puerto Rican Lightning confronts The Mad Cappa in the ring and tells him how he really feels about him, finally -PRL/Mad Cappa commercial HOPEFULLY, I'll have all my segments in on Tuesday for once, but, I also want to get my AngleMania III match done, so I doubt it.

...who is the target of alot of IWC hate just like BROCK LESNAR once was...

-OaOasT AngleMania III countdown ad -OaOasT AngleMania III commercial -Josh Matthews will be in the OaOasT AngleMania III control center for the pay-per-view rundown for OaOasT AngleMania III

Speaking of which, when was the last time the WWF/E sold merchandise with a wrestler holding the WWF/E Championship belt? I'm thinking Stone Cold Steve Austin since he had a poster made of him holding the WWF Title belt. I know Hulk Hogan did it. And so did the Ultimate Warrior. And I remember the Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior dolls they sold that had both guys wearing the WWF Championship belt. Did The Rock or Triple H have any merchandise made of them holding the Championship belt?

I'm suprised that they have Eddie with the WWE Championship belt in the t-shirt pic, that makes the shirt even better.

That movie sounds bad. Real bad. Plan 9 From Outer Space bad. Mystery Science Theater 3000 bad. I want to see it be made, damnit!

Favorite Moments: -The opening video. -The Flair People's Elbow (was Flair a little more excited than usual in this match?). -Rock and Foley's promo. -The crowd during the Brock/Goldberg Match. (Just absolutely surreal. You could tell that Brock and Goldberg were bothered by the chants). -The Hall of Fame Segment. -Trish Stratus' heel turn (GREAT "Evil Bitch" Expressions). -Seeing Bobby "The Brain" Hennan one more time. -Cena winning the U.S. Title. -Eddy/Angle. -Eddie's creative way of winning the match. -Paul Bearer returning. -HBK/HHH/Benoit. -And Chris Motherfucking Benoit ending WrestleMania XX as World Champion along with Eddie Guerrero as WWE Champion. Least Favorite Moments: -Molly getting her head shaved. -The Undertaker returning without the makeup, the zombie attire, or the long hair and basically being BikerTaker with a jacket and hat looking like a Cowboy From Hell and not a Dead Zombie from Hell. HUGE disappointment, after all those months of hype. -The actual Brock/Goldberg match. -Ultimo Dragon slipping in the entrance and the ring ropes. -The rushed nature of the Cruiserweight Open Match Didn't Really Care: Everything besides what I just mentioned Overall: I got a WrestleMania X vibe from this show. It reminded me alot of it. It's not the "Greatest Wrestling Pay-Per-View" of all-time as the WWE wanted it to be, but I liked it. I still like X-Seven better, but this show had 2 great matches (HHH/HBK/Benoit, Eddie Angle), one good match (Jericho/Christian), 2 decent if not unspectacular Matches (Cena/Big Show, Rock n' Sock/Evolution-although the Rock/Flair segments were awesome), a classy Hall of Fame Segment, some funny moments although I think most were unintentional, and one historic moment as CHRIS BENOIT of all people, gets to end WrestleMania XX, the pay-per-view WWE had hoped would be the greatest ppv ever. Sort of like Bret Hart ending WrestleMania X on top. I enjoyed it. A fairly forgettable undercard with two great matches and some history making moments a'la WrestleMania X. Thumbs Up, but let's hope WWE never ever puts a 5 hour pay-per-view ever again.

Just to let you know, I have alot of stuff planned for this week's show since I didn't send anything in last week. Like 5 or 6 segments.

...who was married to DEBRA....

...who is leaving professional wrestling for professional football, a sport that BILL GOLDBERG once played...

On his website, Carlin saids that he hates groups of people. But he loves each and every person he meets. He just despises the groups they belong to whether it be Political, Religious, Ethnicity, Country, or otherwise. He saids he hates groups because he feels that groups share one brain. But he loves indiviuals, although he basically hates the human race as a whole. But I agree, George Carlin is the MAN!

-Create an animated T.V. show that will be sucessful and make me alot of money -Meet and have sex with Christy Carlson Romano, Skye Sweetnam, Avril Lavigne, and/or Marianela -Marry Christy Carlson Romano or Skye Sweetnam -Go see a WrestleMania live in person -Meet The Rock, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Shawn Michaels -Meet the people who inspired me to want to become a cartoonist: Matt Groening, Joe Murray, and Seth McFarlene and say "Thanks" for inspiring me

who's apart of the World's Greatest Tag Team along with SHELTON BENJAMIN...

Man, Heel Rock's entrance still rules.

...who heads a rock band named Fozzy, and has made T.V. appearances outside of wrestling as well, just like THE ROCK....

...who feuded with HUNTER HEARST HELMSEY back when he was a snobby blueblood...

Cypress Hill-How I Can Just Kill A Man Naughty By Nature-Uptown Anthem Quarashi-Stick 'Em Up (Music Video Version-I already have the song, but this is the actual version that I wanted.) Rage Against The Machine-Wake Up Rage Against The Machine-Calm Like A Bomb

eh...what do you expect...alot of people still don't realize "I'll be watching You" was about Sting stalking his ex. I thought "I'll Be Watching You" was about "Big Brother" and a crooked goverment that brainwashed it's citizeins sort of like in the book "1984". I could have sworn I heard Sting say that in an interview once, that the book "1984" inspired him to write that song. As for bad lyrics, I love the song, but "Mr. Jinx" by Quarashi has one of the dumbest chorus' ever. "Alright We got it right, all right We got it right, all right We got it right, all right" They rhymed "Right" with "Right". Seriously, what the hell? I like the song and all, but I always thought that was a dumb chorus. Then again, that could be one of the reasons why I like that song.