Ed Wood Caulfield

I've just about given up on WWE, which is something I thought I would never say.

Wow. I can't believe it. Who now wins the WrestleMania match? And how exactly will WWE explain his absensce? Or will he just be erased from history even though he has been a main eventer for the past two years?

...who announced that MANKIND would be winning the WWF Championship for the first time on the January 4, 1999 edition of Monday Nitro followed by the line "Yeah, that'll put asses in the seats."

...who also got his head shaved by VINCE RUSSO, but luckily, his hair grow back...

...who challenged VINCE MCMAHON to a fight for Slamboree 1998 even though he knew that Vince would not show up, and only did it to get more buys...

I was going to post that I would not have the time to send in my segments for this week's show, but I noticed this week's show is already posted. But anyway, I don't have the time to send anything in this week, so you won't have to edit anything into this week's show, Mystery Eskimo.

Ordering it live on pay-per-view. Call me a mark, call me gullible, but I brought into the hype and am now spending $50.00 for WrestleMania XX. I haven't been this excited for a pay-per-view in a LONG time. I can't wait for the show.

Whose son ERIK WATTS threw a horrible dropkick...

Who feuded with RIC FLAIR in the NWA/WCW....

Who had sex and got MAE YOUNG pregant...

WWWWHAAAAT? NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER Guys how can you hate the greatest hype man since Flava Flav? Flava Flav is better. He actually said other things besides "YEEEAHHHHH!!!" or "WHHHAAATTT????!!!" during the songs and besides "YEAHHHHH BOOYYYYYY!!!" he didn't yell throughout Public Enemy songs. And I actually found him funny, not annoying like I find Lil' John to be. Flava Flav is a 1,000 times better than Lil' John. Giant Clock around the neck>pimp goblet.

2 straight days.

Damaramu, I think Papacita will be doing the graphics.

So... Chris Jericho with hair down in match-up graphic=face Chris Jericho with ponytail in match-up graphic=heel. Kind of funny how his you can tell whether he's a face or a heel by whether or not he has a ponytail or lets his hair down.

So "Ya'll were representin'"? Well, I thought it was good. And that's how kids talk today. Eh, different strokes for different folks and all that jazz.

Now this may sound mark-ish, but I just can't wait for dead man Taker to return at WrestleMania XX!

I guess so, but it seems a *bit* much. Weren't the Raw titles defended on Heat last year in a regular tag match? The difference is that the WWE is hyping WrestleMania XX as the single greatest show ever. So, I guess that means that everyone in the roster must be on the show one way or another, so that is why the Bashams have to be on the card, I think.

Hell fucking yeah. Heel Cena was just so damn awesome. It felt like he had a certain edge to him than he as a face. But I'm not going to say he sucks as a face or suffers from "Face Rock" disease just yet. He's still good, but not GREAT. Although, I thought his promo right now was one of the better ones he's had since turning face.

I take it that there will be a Fatal Four-Way Match for the WWE Tag Team belts at WrestleMania XX also.

50 Cent Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz Nelly Sean Paul Beyonce Those stupid dance songs I hear on 103.5 KTU in New York Good Charlotte Simple Plan Jennifer Lopez Limp Bizkit-post Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water (I actually like that album, 3 Dollar Bill Ya'll and Significant Other alot. "My Way" is one of my all-time favorite songs. The rest sucks big time) G-Unit 50 Cent 50 Cent Britney Spears Christina Aguillera 50 Cent Tobey Keith Celine Dion Justin Timberlake Ja Rule Master P. Juvenille Cash Money Millionaires R. Kelly P. Diddy Da Band Pretty much everything on MTV, VH1, and FUSE that's NOT Outkast, Avril Lavigne, Eminem, Ludacris, Chingy (I can't believe I like his songs!), N.E.R.D., Linkin Park, 311, Snoop Dogg, DMX, Kanye West or Twista Did I mention 50 Cent?

I wonder why they have all of his wrestling attire except the one he used in WCW when he was with Gorgeous George? But, other than that, awesome. I can't wait to pick it up.

-"Paybacks...Are....HELL!!!" Career vs. Title: OaOasT Puerto Rican Championship Match, No Disqualification: Puerto Rican Lightning (Champion w/The Lightning Crew) vs. The Mad Cappa (Challenger) If The Mad Cappa loses the match, then he must retire from professional wrestling -PRL/Mad Cappa video package detailing their feud -Lightning Crew/Totally Endorsed segment -The Mad Cappa interview before the match I think that song "Fight" that was used at WWE Summerslam 2002 would be the perfect theme song for the show. I've been using that as the theme song for my countdown ads, and I am using it for the Mad Cappa/PRL video package for AM3, so why don't we use that? I think that Papacita is doing graphics for the pay-per-views now. You should ask him. I think we should do what we usually do for pay-per-views, the IZ announcer's announce IZ matches, and the HD announcers announce HD matches. And I know that Michael Buffer is the hD ring announcer, but since it's AngleMania, why don't we use him as the ring announcer for all the matches?

PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member challenges you to a match, Stephen Joseph, for the Adrenalin Title! This will be the main event right? Cuz, I have a great way to end the show involving The Mad Cappa and PRL. I'll PM you with the details, Stephen. Also: -Lightning Crew video with PRL talking about the beating Mad Cappa took at Zero Hour: Night of the X -The Mad Cappa sends Puerto Rican Lightning a message with a special video -The Mad Cappa plays mind games with Puerto Rican Lightning throughout the show -OaOasT AngleMania III countdown ad

Vince McMahon from WrestleMania V Intro: THE MEGA-POWERRRSSSSSSS EXPLOOODDDDDEEEEEEE!!!! HERE AT WRESTLEMANIA V!!!! I loved the old school openings with Vince narrating like the one he did for WrestleMania VI for Hogan/Warrior. "TITLE FOR TITLE!!! CHAMPION VS. CHAMPION!!! IT'S THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN VS. THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR AND IT'S HAPPENING AT WRESTLEMANIA VI!!!!"

-Vince McMahon training for the 1999 Royal Rumble. I absolutely LOVE that segment. The whole Rocky-esque montage. Shane annoying Vince with the megaphone. "Endurance! Endurance! Endurance!" And of course "I HATE AUSTIN! I HATE AUSTIN!" And the part where Vince wanted Shane to chase the chicken and Shane quickly said "I'm not the one training for the Royal Rumble." and then had Vince chased a chicken in the snow was excellent. I loved Shane back when he was just "Vince McMahon's annoying son who thought he was cool." Remember that? That was the perfect role for him. -The Beer Truck Incident. I remember marking out like crazy when that happened. Likewise, I marked out when Kurt Angle did the Milk Truck two years later. -Stone Cold beating the hell out of Vince McMahon in the hospital. Pure hilarity. Vince's screaming was just so funny. And when Austin said "Shut up!" and hit him over the head with the bed pan, that was classic. And I loved the beginning where Austin said "I'll take everything from here." And then just charges at McMahon. -The Cement Truck incident. -The Zamboni. -Austin spending a day at WWF headquarters. I love those segments. -The St. Valentine's Day Massacare Cage Match. -Shane screwing Austin at Survivor Series 1998: Deadly Game. -The Corporate Royal Rumble. Just like Tony149, I was a WCW fan through and through until the Austin/McMahon angle. That's when I started watching the WWF again and eventually tuned out WCW to the point that I never watched them during their final months. And it was originally due to the boys in my 5th grade class, who were OBSESSED with wrestling, talking about it constantly. Yet another reason why that year was awesome.