Ed Wood Caulfield

-Mock funeral for The Mad Cappa's career presided by Puerto Rican Lightning and The Lightning Crew -Lightning Crew video depicting their beatdown on Mad Cappa When is everything due in by?

Great show. I loved all the matches. The Super X Cup was awesome as was the Ejacuation Chamber Match. My phone got disconnected and thus I was unable to send in the segments I wanted to send in for Zero Hour. Chuck, would it be okay if you edited my segments into the show, please?

Here's the list of theme songs for WrestleMania: WrestleMania: "Easy Rider" by ???? WrestleMania 2-WrestleMania V: Different Jim Johnston Produced Saxophone-covered tracks. A different one for each year. WrestleMania VI-WrestleMania VIII: The first real WrestleMania theme song. The classic trumpet and guitar one that was played during the commercials and during the actual show itself. WrestleMania IX: Didn't have an actual theme song. The WrestleMania V-VIII theme song played during the highlight video, but it wasn't played during the show itself or the commercials hyping up the show. The show played Roman times music and some generic stock music. WrestleMania X-XIV: The Linda McMahon theme song was used for these shows. It's the instrumental version of the "WrestleMania" rap song that was just a bunch of soundbytes from WWF wrestlers with the chorus "Whoa/Oh oh/Whoa/Oh oh/WrestleMania!/They fight to survive/Pump it up!/Pump it up!/Whoa/Oh oh/Whoa/Oh oh/WrestleMania!/They fight to survive/Just like that!/Just like that! The song appeared on WrestleMania: The Album that was released in 1993. Probalby the most famous WWF produced theme song of them all. They briefly used this song when hyping WrestleMania X-Seven back in 2001, before using "My Way". WrestleMania XV: Don't know the name. It was either a Jim Johnston produced track or some generic stock music. It was only heard during the show to my knowledge, as they used classical music for the commercial and the hyping of the show. WrestleMania 2000: "California". It's from the WWE Anthology CD, but it's a different version of the song. The song used at WrestleMania 2000 was faster, and it didn't have a rapper on it. It was just the beat and the ladies singing "California" again and again. WrestleMania X-Seven: "My Way" by Limp Bizkit. One of my all-time favorite theme songs for a wrestling show. It just fit with the show, and the main event, so well. At first, I hated this song, but by the 2,000th time I heard it, it grew on me, and now it's one of my favorites. Now everytime I heard this song, I think of WrestleMania X-Seven and Rock vs. Austin from that show, and the video package that came with it. Good times, good times. WrestleMania X-8: "Superstar" by Saliva and "Tear Away" by Drowning Pool. For some reason, they decided to use two theme songs for WrestleMania that year. WrestleMania XIX: "Crack Addict" by Limp Bizkit. "My Way" this song ain't.

It's either the two old school WrestleMania theme songs, or some classical piece of music (to fit with the prestigous of WrestleMania XX). Some classical song could fit WrestleMania XX, just like it's done so in the past, example: Hogan vs. Sting, WCW Starrcade 1997. I cannot accept anything else...although they can use "Fight" again.

I'll also be sending in an OaOasT AngleMania III countdown ad.

-Spanish Fly will be taking on some jobber. Can this be the main event? There will be an important plot devlopment in The Mad Cappa/PRL storyline during this match. -OaOasT AngleMania III Countdown ad.

Anything by 50 Cent. Anything by Good Charlotte. Anything by Sean Paul. There are other songs I hate, but those 3 artists are responsible for the majority of songs I can't stand. And I can't believe I'm actually going to write this, but...I like "Summer Girls" and their other song "Girl On T.V.".

Who competed in the WCW World War 3 60 Man Battle Royal on November 22, 1998. A Battle Royal that was won by KEVIN NASH.

I'm suprised Vince didn't try to get the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum booked for WrestleMania XV, 2000, or X-Seven. Considering those events took place during the WWF's biggest years (1999, 2000, first few months of 2001), and were getting ratings up to 7.0, I wouldn't be suprised if they were able to fill out that stadium. He could have had WrestleMania 2000 from there. It would have been great.

-Puerto Rican Lightning confronts Colombian Heat about losing to The Mad Cappa and ending the Lightning Crew Gauntlet -Colombian Heat segment in which he expresses his regret about losing to The Mad Cappa in the last match of The Lightning Crew Gauntlet -OaOasT AngleMania III countdown ad -Puerto Rican Lightning and The Mad Cappa segment concerning the end of The Lightning Crew Gauntlet. The date for the Puerto Rican Lightning/Mad Cappa Puerto Rican Championship Match is set -Puerto Rican Championship Match: Puerto Rican Lightning vs. some jobber from Puerto Rico (Can this be the main event? I got some Mad Cappa related stuff happening in this segment)

Do I need to give you some more on the Skull Mask/Ryan Smith match? Not much has been given. Okay. Sure go ahead. The more information, the better the PPV rundown, atleast I think so.

I'll be sending in a Pay-Per-View Rundown segment with Josh Matthews for OaOasT Zero Hour: Night Of The X. I could also send in a Puerto Rican Lightning promo concerning the Super X Cup match if you want. I send my segments to Northstar, right?

So, AngleMania III will be taking place in the Pontiac Silverdome in Detroit, Michigan on Sunday March 28th? Have I got that correct?

I take it you REALLY hate that kid from Power Rangers Turbo. Why? I thought he was alright. Sure, he was alittle annoying, but I didn't think he was bad.

Is there anyway we can modify the WrestleMania XX logo? I think that logo can work for AngleMania III. And are we going to subtitle the show? I would suggest "OaOasT AngleMania III: What It All Comes Down To". I think it makes sense for AngleMania, since it is considered the biggest OaOasT show of the year.

Mystery Eskimo said that the pay-per-view will be on the 23rd, which is next Sunday. EDIT: If the ppv is next Sunday, then I'll be sending in a ppv rundown segment with Josh Matthews for this coming HeldDOWN.

ATLEAST Vince dances very rarely. Meanwhile, Shane-O-Mac dances EVERYTIME he comes out (although he didn't start adding the dancing until he started using "Here Comes The Money" as his entrance theme. And he didn't dance as much during his face run in 2003 since he was supposely "a serious face"). You'd think someone would go up to him and tell him he can't dance. Hell, Shane's rich, he SHOULD afford some dancing lessons if he wants to act "cool" and "hip". And let's not forget the sunglasses, the leather jacket, and the "fist to the heart" move he did back in 1999. Not only did he dance at the Road Rage party, but at WrestleMania XV itself. Watch for it during his entrance for the WWF European Title Match vs. X-Pac. He stops midway in the entranceway, and does ANOTHER stupid dance, and then walks to the ring.

What about Vince sounding like he was having an orgasm during Lex Luger's entrance for the Yokozuna WWF Championship match at WrestleMania X? Vince (paraphase): "LOOK AT THIS! HERE HE COMES! HERE HE COMES! "MADE IN THE USA" LEX LUGER!!! YES! GO! GO! HAHAHAHAH!!! YES! HERE HE COMES! WHAT A GUY!!!" He did the same thing with Bret Hart when he came out for the Bret/Owen match earlier in the show. And I know this isn't announcer Vince, but Vince and Shane's dances at the WrestleMania XV Road Rage party were some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in professional wrestling! I was reminded of this thanks to Vince dancing with Flash Flunk.

Well, it's two days late, but I finally got it done. Took me 2 straight days with not one ounce of sleep, but I finally got the show done. I just posted my first OaOasT show, and the crowd goes wild. Yea. So, tell me what did you think of the show? Leave your feedback here, G! I thought the show was good. I liked the whole premise of PRL getting cheered and Cappa getting booed was an interesting paradox, and it was fun writing the match differently that I usually do. It felt a little odd writing "CAP-PA SUCKS!" instead of "P.R. SUCKS!" I am a little disappointed that I did not get more segments and more matches. With Vitamin X and members of the Lightning Crew announcing, I would have liked to have X and the Crew stretch their announcing chops for a bit. Give IZ a little twist. I suck at freestyle and writing rhymes, so I don't know if the Public Enemy and Audioslave song I wrote was any good. I wrote it the way I pictured P.E. would do the song, although I'm sure Chuck D. would have better rhymes then the rhymes I wrote for him. It was just hard trying to rhyme words that had to do with Puerto Rican Lightning. I spent all last night typing up the 8 Man Tag. I don't consider it one of my absolute "BEST", but I think it was good for what it was. Probalby #5 or 8 in my best matches list. It felt good to have PRL play the babyface role for a change. I was trying to combine Canadian Stampede and nWo Souled Out into one good show, which explains why I had Vitamin X announce (Eric Bischoff was the announcer for nWo Souled Out. X is the Lightning Crew's version of Bischoff and Shane McMahon). I thought it was good. It could have been better if I had more segments, atleast in my opinion. Maybe the OaOasT can have a pay-per-view from San Juan and I can post it! The reason it took so long to post was because of the length of the segments. I doubt I will have to write that many such long segments, so I can post the show again, and this time I will try to have it actually posted on Tuesday for once Well, I said my piece. Now tell me what you think of the IZ from Puerto Rico! Leave feedback here! I enjoyed posting the show. I would like to do it again. And now I can finally relax!

Sweet, I would love to post PPVs!

Didn't Hogan compete at World War III without the mustache? I remember watching highlights from that show and thinking "Hey! Where did Hogan's mustache go?" Seriously, how could WCW think THAT was a good idea. Hogan could just grow the mustache back in a few weeks, no big deal. I'm sure even a 4 year old thought it was stupid. I also like to point out that Hogan actually shaved his mustache several times during the nWo years, and just kept the 5 O' Clock shadow. Tony Schivanoe didn't groan and act like it was the end of the world when Hogan shaved it off during the nWo years, by the way.

I never watched WMAC Masters, but the other shows were apart of my weekday afternoon T.V. lineup back when I was 8 in 1994-1995. 4:00 on FOX-Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 4:30 on FOX-Mighty Morphin Power Rangers 5:00 on channel 11 in New York (before it changed to the WB)-Super Human Samuri Cyber Squad 5:30 on Channel 11 in New York-V.R. Troopers 6:00 on Channel 13 in New York-Ghostwriter Ah, yes. Every weekday back in 1994-1995! I miss those days...sort of. Wasn't Superhuman Samurai Sybersquad on Ch. 11 at 7am (or 7:30 am) as well? But that was my basic viewing pattern back in the day (sometimes I watched Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego instead -- I think it was on at 5 on either Ch 13 or 21---can't remember which)... I saw the Tommy marathon last weekend. Return of the Green Ranger Pt. 1 and King for a Day Pt. 1 and 2 rule it. Super Human Samarai Cyber Squad debuted in November 1994 and didn't move to the 8:00 a.m. weekday afternoon timeslot until February-March 1995. V.R. Troopers also spent time in the 3:30 weekday afternoon timeslot. Speaking of Super Human Samuari, is it just me, or did that show have the stupidest "Call-To-Action" catchphrases in the history of superhero shows? "Let's Samauri Guys!" "Let's kick some giga-BUTT!" "Pump up the volume!" And the fact that one of the guys could say whatever he wanted and he instantly transformed into the Cyber Squad member. And let's not forget the blonde surfer guy that joined the cast towards the end of the show that used to say "Surf's Up!" as his catchphrase? Power Rangers had the famous "It's Morphin' Time!". V.R. Troopers had "We Are! V.R.!" and Beatle Borgs had "Beatle Power!" SHSCS has got to be the show with the worst "Call-To-Action" catchphrases. They didn't even DO anything except say the catchpharase, and BAM~! They turned into the Cyber Squad. (I know Matthew Lawerence would swung on his guitar, and the jock guy would slam his drum sticks together which exploded with electricity.) But all Sidney did was jump, and the other two guys didn't actually do anything. They didn't have no morphers, no communicator watches. And I always laughed whenever Matthew Lawerence would talk as Super Human Samauri. Don't know why, I found it funny. Shit, I can't believe I still remember this stuff 10 years later! And I agree, it will be tough replacing Sally Martin and her booty with someone else.

-The Final Part of the Lightning Crew Gauntlet: If The Mad Cappa wins, he gets a one-on-one match against Puerto Rican Lightning for the Puerto Rican Championship at OaOasT AngleMania III: What It All Comes Down To on March 28, 2004. If The Mad Cappa loses, then he and Puerto Rican Lightning can never, ever have a match against each other. One-On-One Singles Match. Special guest referee Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez: The Mad Cappa vs. Colombian Heat (with Puerto Rican Lightning on commentary) -Lightning Crew video starring Puerto Rican Lightning -OaOasT AngleMania III: What It All Comes Down To countdown ad After just spending 2 days putting together Battle of San Juan, I'm going to go light with IZ next week. Just those 3 segments, but the Colombian Heat match is very, VERY important to The Mad Cappa/Puerto Rican Lightning storyline. Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion to the Lightning Crew Gauntlet next week on OaOasT IntenseZone!!!

Thanks for letting me post the show! I really appeciate it! I have spent the past 24 hours working on this show, so I hope you enjoy it! But I didn't do all of it on my own: Credits: Director The #1 MST3K Mark Producer The #1 MST3K Mark Writers The #1 MST3K Mark (8 Man Tag Team Match. Intro. Opening Ceramony. AngleMania III countdown Ad. Public Enemy and Audioslave performance. Lightning Crew segments. PRL tribute video.) Mystery Eskimo (Shuffle vs. Stephen Joseph OaOasT North American Title Match with "Ice Heart" Dan Black as the special guest referee) Stephen "Big Poppa Popick" Joseph (Stephen Joseph promo) Tony149 (Classic Anglesault moment segment) DusktillDawn ("Shooter" Jay Darring return promo) OaOasT IntenseZone: Lightning Crew: The Battle of San Juan logo created by Papacita Lightning Crew member photos coutersy of WWE.Com OaOasT created by Anglesault corbainwasmurdered Tony149 This has been a special presentation of the OaOasT and the OaOasT IntenseZone brand. Copyright 2004 All rights reserved. ::The screen turns to shades of blue, orange, and red. The Lightning Crew logo appears at the bottom of the screen with LightningCrew.Com underneath it. In scratchy white letters, read these words, narrated by a man with a high whispering raspy voice: THE PRECEEDING SHOW WAS ORGAINIZED, PAID FOR, AND PRODUCED BY THE LIGHTNING CREW.::

The following program is a special presentation of the OaOasT and the OaOasT IntenseZone brand. ::The screen turns to shades of blue, orange, and red. The Lightning Crew logo appears at the bottom of the screen with LightningCrew.Com underneath it. In scratchy white letters, read these words, narrated by a man with a high whispering raspy voice: THE FOLLOWING SHOW HAS BEEN ORGAINIZED, PAID FOR, AND PRODUCED BY THE LIGHTNING CREW.:: ::The camera fades into the shot of the sun. A graphic reads "EARLIER TODAY". "100%" by Big Pun begins playing, as the camera focuses on the streets of San Juan. The crowd cheers loudly, as the camera shows the many aspects of San Juan. The camera then does a 180 on Roberto Clemente Coliseum followed by showing the fans waiting outside the coliseum, cheering loudly and raising their Puerto Rico flags. The camera then cuts to a low-rider driving towards the Coliseum. Inside are Cuban Wall, Colombian Heat, Puerto Rican Lightning and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. The crowd cheers loudly as Cuban Wall is driving the Lightning Crew Mobile. Colombian Heat is standing on top of the front side seating, yelling and bouncing along with the low rider, waving a towel, wearing a black New York Yankees baseball cap backwards, a white bandana, a white Lightning Crew tanktop, beige baggy shorts, and black sneakers. Puerto Rican Lightning and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez are sitting in the backseat, smiling and enjoying the low rider's bouncing. The Lightning Crew Mobile bounces towards Roberto Clemente Coliseum.:: Vitamin X: Earlier today, the Lightning Crew made their dramatic entrance into the stadium. PRL, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Colombian Heat, and Cuban Wall drove into Roberto Clemente Coliseum in the Lightning Crew Mobile, and were greeted with a hero's welcome by the wonderful fans. ::The Lightning Crew Mobile stops in the parking lot of Roberto Clemente Coliseum. The Lightning Crew step out and smile, greeting the fans in attendance. PRL grabs the Puerto Rican Championship and signs some autographs while the crowd cheers and chants "P.R.! P.R.! P.R.! P.R.!" PRL chants right with them and poses with some fans on the camera.:: Vitamin X: Puerto Ricans everywhere have been waiting for tonight. It is time for the special IntenseZone from Puerto Rican Lightning's home, San Juan, Puerto Rico! It is time for Lightning Crew: The Battle of San Juan!!! ::The camera cuts to a movie projector. A countdown clock plays on screen.:: 10... 9.... 8.... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... ::The camera cuts to Vitamin X standing behind a podium. Confetti and balloons fall from the ceiling. Vitamin X is wearing a white Lightning Crew t-shirt and a leather jacket and is standing in front of a wall that flashes the Lightning Crew logo. A cheering crowd is heard.:: Vitamin X: Thank You! ::Cut to Puerto Rican Lightning:: Puerto Rican Lightning: Puerto Rico is ready! ::Cut back to Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: Thank you very much! ::The Battle of San Juan logo flashes by on the screen.:: Vitamin X: I stand before you today. ::Cut to Colombian Heat, who is standing in front of the Lightning Crew members, who are standing on pedastools.:: Colombian Heat: Now, you're gonna get it! ::Cut back to Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: Humbled, by the premier event that is about to take place. ::Cut to PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member.:: PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member: IntenseZone live from San Juan, Puerto Rico, hosted by the Lightning Crew! ::Cut back to Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: We are in control. ::Cut to Colombian Heat.:: Colombian Heat: We're going crazy, boyyyy!!! ::Cut to Puerto Rican Lightning and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. PRL holds up the Puerto Rican Championship for the cameras, which shoot him from different angles.:: Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez: HeldDown SUCKS! Puerto Rican Lightning: SUCKS! HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!! ::The Lightning Crew members flash by on the screen in rapid fire sucession as the Lightning Crew announcer saids in his high raspy whisper: "THE LIGHTNING CREW!":: ::Cut back to Vitamin X at the podium.:: Vitamin X: To those of you... ::Cut back to Puerto Rican Lightning:: PRL: LET'S DO THIS THANG! ::A close-up of Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: Who have risen to the challenge... ::Cut to the Lightning Crew Battle of San Juan logo. The crowd cheers as the Lightning Crew announcer saids "THE LIGHTNING CREW!":: ::Cut to Colombian Heat smiling.:: Heat: WE ARE THE LIGHTNING CREW, G!!! ::Back to Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: And have joined the ranks of the Lightning Crew... ::The camera shows the Lightning Crew members once again in rapid fire sucession. The Battle of San Juan logo flashes by on the screen again. The Lightning Crew announcer stutters but saids "L-L-L-L-L-THE LIGHTNING CREW!":: ::Cut to another closeup of Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: To change the face of the wrestling world, as we know it, and make IntenseZone the best damn wrestling show on television today... ::Cut to Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez and Puerto Rican Lightning.:: Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez: Like it... ::Cut to a close-up of Thomas Rodriguez laughing evilly with his sunglasses on.:: ::Back to Lindsay.:: Lindsay: Or don't like it. ::Cut to Cuban Wall who is standing in front of the Lightning Crew members, who are covered in ticker tape. They are standing in front of a greyish wall that flashes the Lightning Crew logo continously.:: Cuban Wall: YOU CAN'T BEAT US! ::Cut to a closeup of Puerto Rican Lightning:: Puerto Rican Lightning (with an evil grin): We don't care! ::Cut back to Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: To those of you I say... ::Extreme close-up of X:: X: Thank you one and all. ::Cut to Puerto Rican Lightning and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez.:: Puerto Rican Lightning: My show! My rules! My way! ::Cut to PROTOTYPE: The PERFECT Lightning Crew Member:: PROTOTYPE (doing the "You Can't See Me" Hand Signal): YOU CAN'T SEE ME! Colombian Heat: You are going down, BOOYYYYYYY!!! ::Cut back to Puerto Rican Lightning and Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez. PRL and Lindsay smile evilly wearing their sunglasses and gold chains. PRL holds up the Puerto Rican Championship for the camera to do a close-up on.:: Puerto Rican Lightning: OAOAST INTENSEZONE: LIGHTNING CREW THE BATTLE OF SAN JUAN!!! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED RIGHT!!! ::Cut back to Vitamin X:: Vitamin X: And to those of you, who have offered yourselves up as opponents... ::The music and cheering stops. The confetti and balloons stop dropping. The camera does a close-up on Vitamin X. The Lightning Crew logo flashes by on the screen one more. X starts laughing and smiles evilly.:: Vitamin X: What the hell were you thinking?!!! ::The movie projector stops rolling. The screen fades to black with the last image being Vitamin X smiling evilly on the podium.::