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I'm in. Does the fact that in storylines, PRL is friends with Calvin Szechstein affect PRL's ranking?

I was unable to send it in this week so I'll try again next week. -Puerto Rican Lightning victory speech where PRL debuts his brand spanking new entrance. And how's THIS for a main event for the season premiere? OaOasT North American Championship Match Puerto Rican Lightning vs. "Shooter" Jay Darring

Michael-Michael J. Nelson, host of Mystery Science Theater 3000 from Seasons 5-10 and head writer of the show. Joel-Joel Hodgson, creator of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and host from Seasons 1-5. Benoit-Chris Benoit That's how I made my screename.

Um Jammy Lammy is a great game. It doesn't get the reconigtion that Pa Rappa The Rapper gets, even though it's just as great. The best part is that if you finish the game, you unlock Pa Rappa The Rapper and play the game again except to rap beats.

I take it everyone has read Dirty Deeds so it's okay for me to say this: -Puerto Rican Lightning victory speech where PRL debuts his brand new entrance. -Recap of the PRL/K-NESS Dirty Deeds Match Question: Does PRL have to have his NA Title defense this week? Or can I wait till next week?

PRL will be in da hizz-house~!

Must Watch Shows IMX (But ONLY if Marianela is hosting.) The O.C. Whose Line Is It Anyway? (I tape the shows) New Simpsons episodes on Sunday Nights RAW (Even though it sucks, I still watch) SmackDown! 8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter The George Lopez Show Late Night With Conan O' Brien New York Yankees playoff games Power Rangers Ninja Storm The Joe Schmoe Show Degrassi: The Next Generation Radio Free Roscoe Comedy Central Presents (Tape the episodes) HBO's Comedy Half Hour (Also Tape the episodes) HBO's One Night Stand (Ditto) Premium Blend Any stand-up comedy specials or shows (like Ellen DeGeneres: The Beginning, Dennis Miller: The Raw Feed, Robin Williams: Live on Broadway, Kevin James: Sweat the Small Stuff, Bill Maher: Victory Begins At Home, etc.) Shows I Watch Daily but am not bothered if I miss it Even Stevens (For Christy Carlson Romano! ) The Daily Show If I'm not watching any of these shows, then I pop in one of my Mystery Science Theater 3000 episodes I have on tape. Right now, I'm focus on buying more MST3K episodes. The only time I'm in my home and I'm not watching T.V. is when I read the OaOasT shows or am doing my home school courses.

Dirty Deeds September 28, 2003 Falls Count Anywhere Match for the OAOAST Title: Calvin Szechstein Vs. Shooter Jay Winner: Calvin Szechstein Tag Title Match: The Dream Machines Vs. Colvid & Axel Winners: The Dream Machines Triple Cage Match for the OAOAST Contract: Blurricane Vs. Bizarro Blurricane Winner: Blurricane Farewell Match: Zack Malibu Vs. Spider Poet Winner: Spider Poet Stairway to Hell Match for the X Title: Ragdoll Vs. Mad Matt Winner: Mad Matt Last Man Standing Match for the North American Title: Puerto Rican Lightning Vs. K-Ness Winner: Can't tell you yet. Sly Summers Vs. Crystal Winner: Crystal Jailbait Vs. Jingus Winner: Jailbait

So, how much money does the WWE make off The Rock's movies if they don't own "The Rock" name anymore? Would Vince McMahon care if The Rock left the WWE completely?

The DJs name was probalby Speedy then. He was this small guy who wore a Rey Mysterio shirt and said "WEPA!" which is a Spanish word. It's his catchphrase and the crowd pop loudly for it. The whole idea behind the lingerie contest was that the divas had to get Speedy's "mojo" working. Torrie Wilson got his "mojo" working and thus won the contest. And the Z100 Z Morning Zoo is the better radio show.

Another question: would Vince McMahon be willing to let Rock use his real name in his movies, since Vince gets some money from The Rock's movies (if they are sucessful). Afterall, the WWE owns the name "The Rock".

Well, Rock said in his interview tonight that he loves being in the arenas where he can feed off the fans. He also said that he would be back wrestling. He could be lying to the fans, but why would he say he's coming back unless he was sure he wanted to come back?

Shane McMahon-I know. I know. He's not a wrestler. Takes the spotlight from the wrestlers who deserve it. Is Vince's son. BUT! I just can't help but mark out for his crazy bumps and the Shane O' Mac-Shuffle and his theme song "Here Comes The Money". Stephanie McMahon-I still find her hot. Vince McMahon-I laugh at his goofy facial expressions Undertaker Hulk Hogan-Hulkamaniac till I die Randy Orton

Here's some more observations: -Nunzio was VERY over. He got huge heat throughout his match. -The emcees for the lingerie "teddy" contest were these two DJs from a morning show on KTU, a dance music radio station in NYC. I think their names were Goomba Johnny and Shorty? I seem to be the only one who DIDN'T know who they were. -During the intermission, a girl in a bikini modeled the offical WrestleMania XX t-shirt (which I got, btw), and a man used a rocket launcher to shoot t-shirts to the audience. -The people who were sitting in the upper section of MSG were told to move to the lower section because there was a camera filming the event and I guess Vince McMahon wanted MSG to appear to be sold out for some reason. -They played the Kurt Angle "Clocks" video during intermission. -Brock had trouble getting up after recieving a Tombstone Piledriver from the Undertaker. I had fun but I had alittle more fun at a SmackDown taping I went to at the Nassau Coliseum back in July of 2000.

Anglesault's right. I made a mistake, sorry. His arms were on the top rope and they were shaking alot then he slipped. That got the crowd laughing.

It looked like A-Train was going for a Vader Bomb, but he slipped. The top rope was causing everyone promblems last night. Paul London almost slipped off, and Brock fell back first onto the cage in a spot which got the crowd laughing.

I was at the house show last night. I had a blast. -Steph was in fact booed, but not as much as Vince was. -There were boring chants during the Ultimo Dragon/Jamie Knoble vs. Basham Brothers match. -A-Train slipped off the top rope during his match with Orlando Jordan. -The only people who didn't get any heat were Orlando Jordan, Billy Kidman, Charlie Haas, the Basham Brothers, Jamie Knoble, and Ultimo Dragon. -Best match of the night was the Eddy/Rhyno/Cena three-way match. Eddy was MEGA OVER. Like Stone Cold-size over. Cena's rap after the match was great as he said he wanted to "Take a dump on the Statue of Liberty". And then finished it by saying "The Yankees are the Real choke artists/I'm a Boston Red Sox fan." The crowd exploded when Tazz gave Cena the Tazzmission. -The crowd went insane during the Undertaker/Brock Lesnar cage match whenever Taker climbed the cage. They were very disappointed when Brock won. It was a fun night for me, personally. The only downside was this woman who kept SCREAMING the LOUDEST SCREAM I EVER HEARD. It sounded as though someone was hurting her. That's how loud it was.

Some more backstage segments between PRL and K-Ness. PRL delievers a promo in an empty arena concerning the NA Title Match at Dirty Deeds.

The PRL/Mad Cappa WarZone Segments and yes I'm bias towards them.

-Puerto Rican Lightning vs. "Shooter" Jay Darring-Ladder Match for the OaOasT North American & Puerto Rican Championships (Great Angle Bash June) -Puerto Rican Lightning vs. The Mad Cappa-Puerto Rican Championship Match (IntenseZone May) -Puerto Rican Lightning vs. "Shooter" Jay Darring-Puerto Rican Championship Match (IntenseZone May)

Like Zsaz pointed out, the J.Lo/Ben Affleck hate and the happiness over their breaking up comes from a combination of the media's obessession of celebrities, the media's constant reporting of the couple, the fact that many view Jennifer Lopez as a horrible actress and singer, and J.Lo's 2 failed marriages. Although, you gotta admit, the media's constant coverage of J.Lo and Ben was a little sickening. The media made it seem like we NEEDED to know what the two were doing in order to survive. Like we needed food, water, shelter, and Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck news in order to live. And it wasn't just the Supermarket tabloids that made a big deal of them. When the engagement was annouced several New York newspapers made it front page news. Several people have written in angry letters blasting The Daily News for having front page J.Lo/Ben Affleck stories in the opinions section of the newspaper. The most letters came when "Gigli" bombed and the September 11th New York Daily News with Ben and J.Lo on the front cover (that paper also had Osama Bin Laden on the front cover).

What are your favorite comedy songs? The songs that make you laugh the most. Here's mine: "Amish Paradise" by "Weird" Al Yankovich "Eat It" by "Weird" Al Yankovich "Couch Potato" by "Weird" Al Yankovich "Chinese Resturant Rap" by John Leguazamo "A Complicated Song" by "Weird" Al Yankovich "All About The Pentiums" by "Weird" Al Yankovich "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)" by The Offspring "Rocking The Surburbs" by Ben Folds Those are just the songs that are at the top of my head. I'm sure there's more. What are yours?

Here's the thing I noticed. In the B.E.T. version of the "Like A Pimp" video, they cut out the scenes where the girls are shaking their asses in front of the camera yet leave in the KKK scenes. Weird.

Damn, how could I forget these: "Idiot Control Now"-MST3K "I Wish I Was Back In Old Canada"-MST3K "Creepy Girl"-MST3K "The Sandy Frank Song"-MST3K "To Earth"-MST3K "Anakin Guy"-"Weird" Al Yankovich "Thanksgiving Day"-Adam Sandler "The Chankuahah Song"-Adam Sandler "Fat"-"Weird" Al Yankovich "If I Could Be A Superhero"-Stephen Lynch "Hermaphodite"-Stephen Lynch "If I Were Gay"-Stephen Lynch "Special Fred"-Stephen Lynch "Last Night You Caught Me Spanking It"-Stephen Lynch "I Guess That's Why Mommy Left Us"-Stephen Lynch

And I still have no idea why I cried so much after the Doug series finale. I didn't cry after the MST3K finale and I'm borderline OBSESSED with that show. It's a mystery I'm still trying to figure out four years later. I think I should have hung out with my friends more back in April 1999. And as for why Skeeter had blue skin, Jim Jenkins, the creator of Doug, said that he made Doug's friends different skin colors to show that friendship knows no color and that you can be friends with anyone no matter what the color of their skin.