Ed Wood Caulfield

Could I possibly be in the episode draft?

I miss team names. Every year, I hope they bring them back, and every year I'm disappointed. What team names would you people use for this year's show?

I think the Manhattan Drop was the name for Buff Bagwell's Buff Blockbuster in WCW vs. nWo: World Tour for the Nintendo 64. I remember reading that in the Official Stragety Guide.

Was that Flair's attempt at being "hip" and "cool"?

Wikipedia says: Wait, really? I thought the film didn't even crack the Top 10 when it came out! Is this legit?

Damn, some good movies came out in 1989...No Holds Barred wasn't one of them.

There's alot about The Undertaker that they have yet to actually explain when you think about it.

Fade in on Tha Puerto Rican pinning Stephen Joseph Popick at OAOAST AngleMania VII. This is shown in black and white. Cheery, happy music plays. NARRATOR Eight months ago, his dream came true. [QUOTE][b][i]“YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”[/i][/b] COLE HE DID IT! HE FINALLY DID IT! THA PUERTO RICAN IS FINALLY WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! All 100,000 plus fans in the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum go nuts! Tha Puerto Rican bursts into tears! “Know Your Role 2000” starts playing. BUFFER Here is your winner…and NEW One And Only AngleSault Thread Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorrrrllllllllllllllddddddddddddddddd…THA PUERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! COLE He has done it! After 10 long years, Tha Puerto Rican has become World Heavyweight Champion! Tha Puerto Rican’s journey has culminated at OAOAST AngleMania VII! (CLIP) Tha Puerto Rican has gone through hell and high water! But he has become OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion for the first time in his career![/QUOTE] Cut to clips of Tha Puerto Rican celebrating his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship victory at OAOAST AngleMania VII. We end on Tha Puerto Rican raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship in the air with his left hand while confetti falls into the ring and fireworks explode over the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum. [b]Fade To Black.[/b] We switch to color, and see highlights of Tha Puerto Rican's numerous battles throughout his OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship reign: his No Holds Barred Match against Cuban Wall at The Great Angle Bash 2008, his Steel Cage Match against Vitamin X at the Big Apple Spectacular, the 60-Minute Iron Man Match against Brickston at AngleSlam 2008, the 5-Man Prism Elimination Match at the Halloween Spectacular. We then see clips of Tha Puerto Rican raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt in victory after all of these matches. High impact, fast paced rock music plays in the background. NARRATOR And ever since then, he has remained on top of the OAOAST food chain, fighting off all challengers, and representing the company as it’s World Heavyweight Champion! [i]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) THE PRL ERA REIGNS SUPREME IN THE ONE AND ONLY ANGLESAULT THREAD AND THAT’S THE TRUTH![/i] [i]COLE The dream lives on![/i] [i]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) I have been the One And Only AngleSault Thread World Heavyweight Champion for 8 months now. And it has been the greatest 8 months of my entire life![/i] The high impact, fast paced rock music ends. [b]Fade To Black.[/b] Fade in on a close-up shot of Leon Rodez. NARRATOR Now the OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion faces his toughest challenge yet. A man who wants to make *his* dream come true! Cut to a montage of Leon Rodez clips. We see Leon shocking people with his high flying moves, doing the 450 Splash, applying the Liontamer, coming to the ring being happy-go-lucky, entertaining the crowd time and time again. As we see the clips, we hear Leon Rodez speak from the August 7, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. High impact, fast paced rock music plays. [QUOTE]LEON (V.O.) The only thing I care about in this whole situation is the World Heavyweight Championship. (CLIP) See, since day one I've strove to be World Champion and that opportunity just keeps on eluding me. I've never been given that fair shake. The chance to be the man. (CLIP) You see this isn't some sideline project, some merry little distraction to me. Unlike you, this is my LIFE! And yeah, my everyday life revolves around having a good time, about doing what I love, about entertaining these fans. But my life's goal is that World Heavyweight Championship.[/QUOTE] The high impact, fast paced rock music ends. Cut to Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez having a staredown at OAOAST AngleMania V. This fades into Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez having a staredown on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. NARRATOR For the first time in two years, these two men will do battle. And it will be for the richest prize in the industry! Cut to a close-up of the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt. Cut to clips of Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez in action. Cut to clips of the brawl between the two men on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. High impact, fast paced CLASSICAL MUZAK~! plays in the background. [i]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) the thought that my World Heavyweight Title reign could come to an end at the hands of Leon freakin' Rodez is quite laughable. And in fact, it's downright INSULTING![/i] [i]LEON (V.O.) But if you keep prodding and probing, you're gonna find out that I am far from a joke. If you keep tugging on the tiger's tail, eventually it'll bite back.[/i] [i]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) Leon Rodez, for all of your talent...you are just not in my league.[/i] [i]LEON (V.O.) But don't kid yourself, because I've worked damn hard to be where I am as well![/i] [i]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) You're not World Championship material! You're a joke![/i] [i]LEON (V.O.) the joke will be squarely on you, when you're forced to eat your words and watch me take that OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship away from you![/i] Cut to Tha Puerto Rican posing in front of a bunch of lights, raising the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt with his right hand. NARRATOR Tha Puerto Rican Cut to Leon Rodez posing in front of a bunch of lights with a smile on his face. NARRATOR vs. Leon Rodez Cut to the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship belt placed on a red pillow on a pedestal. NARRATOR for the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship! Cut to more clips of Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez in action. NARRATOR In what might possibly be the most important match of both men’s careers! Cut to Tha Puerto Rican speaking on The Love Shack from the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. [QUOTE]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) The OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship is my heart, my mind, my body, my soul. It is my motivation. My wife. My son. My daughter. My pet. It is MY LIFE! And I cannot live without it! (CLIP) Leon Rodez DOESN'T win World Heavyweight Championships! And that's just the way it is![/QUOTE] [i]LEON (V.O.) It's gonna be my first OAOAST World Title Match in... well, gee, I don't know how long. You'd think with how rarely I've been getting them I'd remember such things. But it's been awhile, that's for sure. And I am very much looking forward to it, as I'm sure you are too.[/i] Cut to Leon Rodez winning the OAOAST 24/7 Championship at OAOAST AngleMania V. [i]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) it took not one, not two, not three, but FOUR guys to hold me back while you climbed the ladder!?[/i] [i]LEON (V.O.) you're still the same overbearing (bleep) I beat at AngleMania V.[/i] [i]THA PUERTO RICAN (V.O.) KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH![/i] [i]LEON (V.O.) The thing you need to remember is, my focus is on the World Title here and now.[/i] Cut to Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez brawling on The Love Shack on the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. NARRATOR The Thanksgiving weekend tradition continues! The OAOAST November Reign 2008 logo appears on screen, along with information on the date, time, and how to order the show. NARRATOR It’s OAOAST November Reign! Sunday November 30th at 8:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time/5:00 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. LIVE! ONLY on pay-per-view! Call your local cable or satellite operator to order now! The high impact, fast paced CLASSICAL MUZAK~! ends. Cut to Tha Puerto Rican speaking to Leon Rodez on The Love Shack on the November 13, 2008 edition of OAOAST HeldDOWN~!. [QUOTE]THA PUERTO RICAN You will never win 'The Big One'![/QUOTE] “Big One” echoes as we freeze frame on this scene. The commercial ends. [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b] [b]* COMMERCIALS *[/b]

I guess even undead zombies don't hit women.

I LOVED No Holds Barred as a child. Hey, what I can say? I was a Hulkamaniac growing up. I must have seen that film like 1,000 times by now. Looking back, it's painfully obvious how lame it is. 5 things have always irked me though, even as a child that loved this movie. 1.) Brell asking Hulk to lose the match on purpose or else his brother dies or whatever. A professional wrestler being asked to lose a match intentionally!? Perish the thought! 2.) When Brell destroys the control room at the end of the film, thereby cutting off the feed and preventing the TV audience from seeing the end of the match. Considering how obsess he was with ratings, you would think the last thing that he would do would be to prevent people watching on television from seeing the ending of the match. Yet, he did. I never got that. I guess they needed a way for him to die without the Hulkster actually killing him. Also, what exactly did he first break that cut the feed off? They never showed that for some reason. 3.) The audience cheering after Zeus and Brell died. What a heartless bunch of people. "Well we just saw one guy fall to his death and another guy get electrocuted! But who cares? Rip won! YEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" 4.) Who the hell wears dresses and tuxedos to a professional wrestling match? 5.) Since when do ring announcers do commentary? Keep in mind, I was 4-years-old and still believed in Santa Claus. Yet, even back then, those questions were on my mind.

I was inspired to do this by WWE and their text messaging polls. Basically, just vote on who you think will win the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship Match between Tha Puerto Rican and Leon Rodez at November Reign on November 30th. I know we don't have a million people reading OAOAST shows, so I'll just fudge the numbers to make it seem like a ton more people voted than really did. This is just give me an idea on how to fudge the numbers. So vote please!

Does the movie treat wrestling as real or fixed?

I remember the Savage promo after Jake slapped Elizabeth at Tuesday In Tuesday only because that promo scared the shit out of me as a four-year-old. I thought Savage was gonna come to my room at night and try to kill me. I swore off the WWF for about a year afterwards strictly because of Savage. I think I ordered the 1992 Royal Rumble and then didn't order anything else until WrestleMania IX. Everytime I saw the Macho Man on my TV, I literally ran to my room and hid because I didn't want him to find me. I was a weird child growing up.

That was the closed captioning, and the closed capitioning said, "Snaffles".

-Tha Puerto Rican vs. Leon Rodez OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship Match at OAOAST November Reign 2008 Commercial

I think the real reason is that Austin accidentally broke the new WWF Championship belt a few months before Breakdown. And since Austin wanted his own version of the Title anyway, they didn't go ahead and create the version with the WWF scratch logo that we all know and love until just right before or right after Breakdown.

They didn't really seem to favour either McCain or Obama which surprised me. I thought for sure that they were going to rip Obama apart. That or another "You're voting for either a stupid douche or a turd sandwich for President of the United States." episode like they did for the 2004 Presidental election. They ended up mocking the reactions of supporters from both sides. But the ending made it seem like Matt and Trey are willing to give Obama a chance.

The main event has been edited into the show!

I used to have a long sleeve Goldberg shirt with "Who's Next?" on the sleeves. I also used to have a nWo Hollywood T-shirt which is weird because I hated the nWo Black And White back then. I still have a bootleg Rock T-shirt with him posing with the Intercontinental Championship belt on the front and the picture of him from that one issue of WWF RAW Magazine with him standing in front of Mount Rushmore with his face inserted onto one of the President's faces on the back. I also have a nWo Wolfpac T-shirt with "No Mercy" and the nWo Wolfpac logo on the back. I still got my Rock Brahma Bull football jersey. And I know for sure that I've got a Stone Cold Steve Austin What? T-shirt somewhere in my room.

Heh, if it's posted tomorrow, technically it's the All Saints Day Spectacular! Hahahaha

Purple and gold balloons dropped from the rafters on Monday Nitro the night after Starrcade 1997 to celebrate Larry Zybsko's victory over Eric Bischoff.

I have edited in PRL's promo.

Scott Steiner beat the shit out of Wild Cat Willie one time before an episode of WCW Monday Nitro and then gave him the Steiner Recliner.

It was? I remember it still being on the MSG in 1999!