Golgo 13
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After looking around, I found that her real name is Tammy Plante. NSFW Pics: http://www.tactland.com/Foro/viewtopic.php?t=16198
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Tom Goes to the Mayor was indeed good. The humor there, the goofy, blatant and absurd mixed with the dry and subtle touches, worked together well. It's the new Mr. Show I and others have been wanting, to no surprise since Bob Odenkirk is one of those behind it. As simplified as the animation is, it stands out from the rest of the line-up and only helps out the comedy more, especially when it comes to Tom's expressions and reactions as the straight man on the show. Coincidentally, a good 65-75% of those commenting on the show at the Adult Swim boards absolutely hated it.
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Third Annual SmartMark's Video Game Awards!
Golgo 13 replied to Lightning Flik's topic in Video Games
Ninja Gaiden for Best Graphics. Possibly MGS 3 and Pandora Tomorrow. Or Halo 2 in place of the latter. Replace either of the bowling games with MX Unleashed. Massive Hype doesn't seem right without San Andreas. Replace Deception. Throw in Donkey Konga for Best GC Game, and we may as well do the same for MGS 3 on the PS2 side. And upon further review, according to IGN, Need for Speed was released last year. -
Third Annual SmartMark's Video Game Awards!
Golgo 13 replied to Lightning Flik's topic in Video Games
Well, TOCA is supposedly really good. And I agree about MX Unleashed, I say to move that down to Alternative Sports, although MTX falls in the same sport, but much tamer, I'm guessing. Massive Hype. The really obvious are Doom 3, Halo 2, GTA, Madden, Mortal Kombat, and Fable. Graphics. Doom 3, Metroid Prime 2. Soundtrack. Def Jam and Katamari Damacy. -
Hey. Feel free to push me to the moon.
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Third Annual SmartMark's Video Game Awards!
Golgo 13 replied to Lightning Flik's topic in Video Games
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I never really thought Atlantis existed, or at least, not what Plato described. There was always the lingering thought just because of the way it's been popularized, but otherwise I think Plato was just cobbling together similar folk stories from around the area and putting an exaggerated fanciful spin on it. Anyway, there is the theory that when Atlantis went down, some of the citizens escaped and dispersed throughout the world, bringing their knowledge with them.
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Wouldn't Def Jam Fight for New York count for fighting games? Regardless, MKD winning is likely a formality.
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Good point...but they still refuse to call everyone else american. It's because we're the only country that matters.
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I hope Bob is okay.
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Storm Matches Of Non-Winning
Golgo 13 replied to Vasarian_Brandy's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
Here's what I was working on. This was my exit order, as I tried to pair up faces and heels for the next round, but eventually I just said 'Fuck it.' --- We come back to Storm, where a number of competitors are already present in the ring, including Tag Team Champions David Cross and Christian Fury, Danny Dagda, Max King, Revolution Zero's "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins, current Cruiserweight Champion, Sacred, and USJL Champion "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez. All are battling it out early in tonight's main event, the Cold Front Classic Battle Royale! Of course, Cyclone Comet and Bobby Riley are there to bring it to us. "(Comet) Welcome back to Storm, from Dublin, Ireland, where the the opening match of the Cold Front Classic Tournament is already under way! Whoever wins the battle royale tonight will capture the number one seed in the tournament!" "(Riley) It's obviously a huge advantage to get the number one seed, because whoever wins will receive a first round bye. Personally, I think Manson stands the best chance." "(Comet) Well, nothing came of that at Ashes to Ashes, where the two were set to face off, and I apologize to our fans who were expecting to see that match, but I'm sure Manson and Kibagami will be destined to meet soemtime in the near future, as they still have many issues which need to be settled." In the midst of the assorted battles going on the in the ring, with Danny Dagda and Max King pairing off agaisnt Cross and Fury, and Revolution Zero double teaming Todd Cortez, trying to send him over the top, a voice echoes over the speakers… "PREPARE...FOR...LANDON!" ...WAAAAAHHHHH... *DUM DUM* The post-riff portion of "Megalomaniac" by Incubus hits, as from behind the curtain steps Landon Maddix, stopping at the top of the ramp and thrusting his hands out to his side as the fans continue cheering. Landon turns back to the curtains as Megan follows out from the back. They then walk down the ramp, with Landon leading the way, jawjacking with fans on the way down the ramp as he goes. "(Funyon) And down comes Landon Maddix, who defeated Max King at Ashes to Ashes!" Inside the ring, Spike has transitioned toward helping Max King throw Chris Fury over the top, as Landon hands his ICTV Championship to Megan Skye and slides into the ring, immediately hitting Spike with assorted punches. King spots Maddix and goes after him with forearms to the back, saving Fury's hide from a double team for now, as King and Maddix exchange punches. Spike turns back toward Fury, as the house lights drop to black and multi-coloured strobes take their place. "Crusher Destroyer" blasts from the speakers, and the fans immediately begin booing, as Manson rushes down to the ring! "(Comet) And here comes Manson!" "(Riley) Yes!" Manson slides in and Cross throws himself over the top rope, not wanting to face the awesome destructive power of… dun-dun-DUN MANSONOSITY! With one foolish mortal out of his way, Manson turns toward Dagda and delivers an uppercut, knocking him into the tenth row and impaling him on a group of metal chairs! King stupidly hammers Manson's back with a forearm, and MOTHERFUCKING EXPLODES ON CONTACT! Manson nonchalantly gathers up his bloody remains and throws them over the top! Another one goes down! Like his coward of a partner beforehand, Fury throws himself over the top, but not one to let another get away, Manson summons a pair of… LOLLERSKATES~ out of midair! As Fury runs toward the back, Manson chucks them at Fury, and they decapitate him, killing him instantly! "(Comet) Wow! Manson is so awesome! Let's all sacrifice a virgin to him!" "(Riley) I agree, Comet!" Sacred is the next to challenge Manson, managing to land a series of punches, not one to be taken out so easily by Manson's power of instantaneous explosion on contact. However, Manson suddenly shoots FIRE! Out of his FINGERS, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! Sacred is set aflame, and he stumbles over the top rope, where the referees dig a fire extinguisher from under the ring and put out the fire. Medics head down to take Sacred to the back, passing up Dagda who clings to life, because no one cares about that fucker. But the medic's faces bubble, boil and melt! HOLY FUCK!! Manson cackles, as Maddix also escapes the ring, but Manson calls down lightning from the heavens! He electrocutes Maddix! Maddix also explodes into a million pieces! "(Comet) I wish I were as powerful and all around awesome as Manson!" Spike begs for forgiveness, but Manson has none of it! He simply lifts Spike up by the sides of his head, and squeezes, as if Spike were a ripe fruit! Spike's eyes pop out of his head, he struggles to get free, but soon enough Manson crushes Spike's head as if it were a grape! Blood and brain matter spills all over the ring, as Cortez looks at all the devastation around him, his eyes never before bearing witness to so much might. Cortez is a changed man this night, but only for a few seconds, as Manson punches a hole through his chest, and using his lightning fast reflexes, pulls out his heart! Looking at his still beating heart in Manson's crackling hand, Cortez finally expires. Lifting Cortez up by the hole in his chest, Manson simply tosses him over the ropes, down to the floor! ::DING DING!:: "Crusher Destroyer" hits, and Manson stands victorious, amidst assorted viscera and blood from those foes he smited on the field of combat tonight. "(Comet) Wow! What a performance! I wish I were like Manson!" "(Riley) Don't we all, Comet. Don't we all…" Copyright 2004 Smartmarks Wrestling Federation "Spike Sucks" -
The Doyo thread about the Pentagon may be what you're thinking of. I want a poem from keelebasa about this theory.
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Well, as mediocre as it was, the short afterward with SG, Meatwad, Early and the Human Shark was pretty good.
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Explaining Milk Chan is asking the impossible. Though I will say that it was highly disappointing. Maybe I need to give it a second viewing, but the dialogue, voice acting and pacing is pretty damn bad. I was expecting something a lot more random and fast paced, but instead got Milk just fucking around her house for too long.
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True, South Park's was a lot funnier, and ultimately better. However, although PHF certainly wasn't up to par with other AS shows, what it got right when it comes to anime was the perversion, two lead character stereotypes (dull and slightly fruity), as well as the non-sensical nature of sillier anime. They obviously weren't trying too hard to have it make sense, as a lot of anime and AS originals aren't coherent in the first place.
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Oh, that. They originally aired it on Sunday, when I first caught it. Thursdays are now rerun night, where they rerun premiere episodes from the past weekend. Anyway, according to my digital guide, it was a part of Squidbillies, which is supposed to go a half-hour, again according to my guide. But now some are saying Squidbillies was a joke, based on the cheesy promo for it, and a release that came out, which said the creators were locked into a contract for 96 (!) episodes. Guess we'll have to wait until Sunday to see what the hell was going on. At any rate, I didn't find it any more fucked up than any other AS original, if only because it really was a dead on parody of anime.
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Chances are you already know of them, but I'll go with Cephalic Carnage.
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I love gimmicks so long as they're actually good. With the exception of Fongus, every single one mentioned in this thread is rancid shit.
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Blackman was let go a long while back. Edit: As was Steiner.
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Be more sympathetic, Tack. It was a whole half-hour!
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The story as I've heard/read it was that Knoxville and Bam met through Big Brother Magazine, where Johnny was working at the time. A couple years later videos by Big Brother featuring Johnny got big, as did Bam's CKY stuff. Knoxville approached MTV about a show, he suggested bringing in the CKY crew, and that was it.
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Well, my comp has been throwing fits. I lost 1000 out of 1700 the other night, and with problems getting the fucking thing to actually work for extended lengths of time, I'm just getting back there now. I'm screwed. Again.
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My question is, why use the Johnny B. Badd name and persona? For those that can actually remember the original run, the gimmick was reviled for the most part. Why not use Marc Mero since that brings some recognition?
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In addition to that cpac kid, all were banned for acting like twits in CE.