MrRant

The Blender Babies RightFootLeftFoot El Guapo

http://stream.eizodana.com/olympus/m01_hi.wmv This is an amazing little film clip of an insect battle (well slaughter, actually).

It hurt so bad SP quoted it twice.

Because AOL is the tool of the devil.

Yet another reason why soccer isn't a sport...

Lookit the widdle puddy tat, Rant! Look! This looks like the cat that was laying outside my front door earlier today...

If you can somehow work Yoplait into a song then more power to you.

Come on now... General Instrument would be great.

"I like blocking other people's view" "By Mennen" "I forgot to set the VCR~!"

Supple Hornswaggle Crows Feet Ginger Ale Yoplait Uniden General Instrument Bingo

Since you are having money problems I guess I can't suggest hookers and blow. So I'll suggest mugging someone and then getting some hookers and blow.

The Buffalo Chili made me believe in Satan. The only explanation for that smell is that Satan used my asshole to transfer his being to the land of the living.

Buffalo chili

I bet no one expected that.

Kotz is just bragging about being high for the second time ever...

Ummm... Weee?

Weapons Expector? Is he the one the plants the evidence?

WAM

Snapple

Carpal Tunnel

Are you talking about the drive or the CD-ROM itself?

I'm the son of a gambling supplies salesman. A good honest occupation enriching the lives of all.

I understand checking for receipts when walking out of a store with something like a DVD player, DVDs, video games, clothes etc without a bag... but I got asked for a receipt when I was walking out with cat litter and cat food today at Walmart. Come on now... how many people are going in and jacking cat litter and/or cat food?

Mabel. Just stay behind him.