MrRant

My cat has a free year subscription to USA Today. I glance through it every day but get most my news from the Internet.

Oh lord....

Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan.

Well you're wrong.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! I hate that fuck anyways. And the Bengals.

Umm... I don't think Logan's Run was ever considered bad.

Looney Tunes Tom & Jerry Disney Cartoons Simpsons (The first 5-6 seasons of when it was somewhat believable) Duckman - Highly Underrated

Does anyone else have toilets at their work/home that you would be afraid to be sitting on if flushed for fear the force of the flush would send you to an alternate dimension? We have them at work where I figure it you were sitting on it while it flushed the force of it would suck your BUTT into the drain. I always make sure to be far away when flushing these toilets.

I hate you all for not putting in any Mel Brooks... so I shall fill the void: Space Balls Blazing Saddles That's all for now... I will let you digest the greatness.

Good for Kahran.

Odd how this thread turned to a discussion of Erwin Rommel. However tis a better discussion than for what the thread started out for.

Rommel, Erwin Rommel, Erwin, 1891-1944, German field marshal. He entered the army in 1910 and rose slowly through the ranks. In 1939, Adolf Hitler made him a general. Rommel brilliantly commanded an armored division in the attack (1940) on France. In Feb., 1941, he took the specially trained tank corps, the Afrika Korps, into Libya. For his successes there he was made field marshal and earned the name the desert fox. In 1942 he pressed almost to Alexandria, Egypt, but was stalled by fierce British resistance and lack of supplies. A British offensive overwhelmed (Oct.-Nov., 1942) the German forces at Alamein (see North Africa, campaigns in). Rommel was recalled to Germany before the Afrika Korps's final defeat. He was a commander in N France when the Allies invaded Normandy in June, 1944. Allied success led Rommel, who had lost his respect for Hitler, to agree to a plot to remove Hitler from office. Wounded in an air raid in July, he had just recovered when he was forced to take poison because of his part in the attempt on Hitler's life in July, 1944. See his memoirs and correspondence of World War II. (The Rommel Papers, ed. by B. H. Liddell Hart, 1953); biography by D. Young (1950, repr. 1969); studies by R. Lewin (1968, repr. 1972) and C. Douglas-Hume (1973).

Rommell didn't lose. He was murdered by Hitler because he was plotting to overthrow him.

You can't manipulate me, Rommel. The Desert Fox manipulates all.

You are all jealous that you can't get any pussy in the first place... and probably wouldn't be able to find a woman that would actually consent to carrying your seed.

I thought we had already determined that he had no brain to use. So that comment was useless Banky. Use YOUR brain.

Chapelle. He used to host WDI, then he got "too famous" or some shit. (note: that's not what actually happened) Kept it real eh?

Dave who?

Tivo recorded Picking Up The Pieces a couple nights ago as a Suggestion and I found it to be pretty good. It's a Woody Allen flick with Sharon Stone, Keifer Sutherland, Lou Diamond Phillips, Cheech Marin, David Schwimmer, Eddie Griffin etc. and was about a guy (Woody) who cuts up his wife (Stone) and buries her in New Mexico where a blind lady find her hand and it causes miracles yet turns the people progressively eviler (greed, lust etc) as they get their wishes fullfilled. Ended up being pretty damn good IMO.

You got rid of Sunshine Bear (at least it looked like sunshine) you bitch.

Umm... you just posted a thread that is pretty much in the same league there CWM.

So instead of an apple... bring Jack?

Wants swift (insert something here) on CWM for posting this.

Blazing Saddles. 10 for motherfucking 10 bitches.