MrRant

You forgot the Ghettopoly thread. Bastard.

Soccer. Simple reason. It's not a sport so sayeth your God, George Carlin.

Oscar-winning actor Michael Caine has agreed to play the role of Bruce Wayne's trusted butler Alfred in Warner Bros.' new Batman movie. The film, to be helmed by Christopher Nolan and being penned by David Goyer, is expected to start shooting next year for a 2005 release. Christian Bale has been cast in the title role. Meanwhile, Caine is also expected to star in Castle Rock's sequel to the Sandra Bullock romantic comedy Miss Congeniality. Bullock committed to the sequel which she will also produce based on a Marc Lawrence-script. Warner Bros. and co-financier Village Roadshow Pictures have set a March start date. - Comingsoon.net

LOS ANGELES - Pixar Animation Studios Inc. said Thursday it had broken off talks with Walt Disney Co. to extend their lucrative movie distribution deal that has resulted in such blockbusters as “Toy Story,” “Monsters Inc.” and “Finding Nemo.” The computer animation pioneer said it said it would look for another studio partner and would begin talks with other companies to distribute its films starting in 2006. The move was a blow to Disney, which reaped a financial and critical bonanza from the partnership and has struggled with its own strategy for animation. Their deal includes two more films in production. “After 10 months of trying to strike a deal with Disney, we’re moving on,” said Pixar Chief Executive Steve Jobs. “We’ve had a great run together — one of the most successful in Hollywood history — and it’s a shame that Disney won’t be participating in Pixar’s future successes.” Copyright 2004 Reuters Limited. All rights reserved. Republication or redistribution of Reuters content is expressly prohibited without the prior written consent of Reuters.

I thought the only reason girls would consider making their pussy into a peanut butter sandwich would be so they could get a nice tongue bath by their dog.

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But they WANT to care about you Banky.

The problem was he also killed off the smart ones like Rommell. Of course he also plotted against Hitler... but if Rommell were in charge of the military aspects. Shit would be different. Hitler was stupid in that he didn't get started on getting all the weapons into production that could have won/saved the war until it was too far gone. *Goes off to watch Secret Weapons of the Luftwaffe"

I personally have registered as really anything yet... probably end up Independent.

Oh, come on! It's all in good fun I guess we ought to let the "True Believer" play and Deanlighten us.

Bah. You have no power over me mortal.

"SHAZAAM~!"

Tyler is disqualified.

"Stop playing with your food goddamn it!"

He should have been kicked in the stomach and head and then left with the gator for 5 minutes alone covered in country gravy.

You must be drinking that expensive sugar-included Kool-Aid aren't you?

Or a drill, some virgins and leather.

All you need is a lighter....

Except you'd be arrested for it. Doesn't mean it still isn't done.

Wow.

It translated to me like you want to do her proper.

I'm sure you can just distribute that big $10,000 check to a few people to make your less than $100... or didn't you know that?

Do you think she had that look on her face?