MrRant

I will want it. Damn work.

No reviews or anything quite yet but it is open and available at Scorror.com . The forums are active though. People who want to do something for the site PM me (those that have already PM me again so I can get a list together). Options available right now are: Reviewers for DVDs, TV shows and movies in theater. Biographers - Of a character, director, actor that is glued into the horror/sci-fi genre. Columnists - Opinion columns. Newshounds - Gather news from both genres. Reviewers, Bios and Columns will probably have a minimum of 2 articles a month and be of a respectable length. Moderators aren't quite needed yet as there aren't a whole lot of people there so in time their will be positions open.

LONDON, England (Reuters) -- Six British schoolboys were rushed to the hospital after taking the erection-enhancing drug Viagra at lunchtime for a dare, the school said Thursday. Paramedics were called after a fellow student told teachers about the 13-year-olds' prank, a spokesperson for Forest School in Winnersh, in southern England, said. The local education authority said they think the student took the pills from home and brought them to the all-boys school where he shared them with five friends. The school has a no drugs policy and the students likely will face punishment, especially the student who brought the pills into school, the education authority said. The Sun newspaper quoted a source at the school as saying: "By the time the afternoon lessons began, there was no hiding what they had done." Paramedics took the six squirming boys to the nearby Royal Berkshire Hospital, where they were monitored until the effects wore off. The effects of Viagra are typically felt for up to 4 hours, according to viagra.com. ------------------------------------------------- I'm sure The New Me is formulating someway of slipping Viagra into Halloween candy as we post.

If he comes back and uses his stuff on the website as a gimmick then I will by the show for a hour long diatribe from him.

Leslie Nelson owns you. But yes... 50 mil is a lot. I figured 20 or so at the most.

CINCINNATI -- Disgruntled running back Corey Dillon said Wednesday he wants out of Cincinnati, an outburst that represents the first direct challenge of coach Marvin Lewis. The Bengals (2-4) have won two of their last three games by relying on their passing game while Dillon recovers from a strained groin, leaving the running back in a bad mood. As he walked into the locker room on Wednesday, Dillon said aloud, "I want out. Trade me to Dallas." When reporters approached, Dillon shooed them away, saying, "Beat it. I don't like you guys." He then told the team's Web site employee and a reporter from the Dayton Daily News that he's unhappy with his limited role and desperately wants to leave. "When I'm healthy, I still don't get the ball over 20 times a game," Dillon said. "So it really doesn't matter, healthy or unhealthy." During his seven-year career, Dillon has repeatedly groused that he doesn't get the ball enough. Dillon is one of only four players in NFL history to rush for 1,000 yards in each of his first four seasons. "Do I feel a little bit stepped on? Yeah, I do," Dillon said. "Have I been feeling this way for a long time? Yes, I have. It has nothing to do with the new regime here, the coaches. This boils back to '97, and it's been like this for a long time with me." Dillon has been Lewis' biggest problem in the locker room since he took over as head coach last January. Dillon was the only regular to skip a voluntary minicamp, and the only player to show up late for the start of training camp. Dillon's outburst couldn't have come at a worse time for Lewis. The Bengals are coming off a 34-26 victory over Baltimore that moved them back into contention in the AFC North. ------------------------------------------ If they can pull this off before Seattle plays them then that would be a plus.

Like I would lock anyone's roster.

Whoever included that stat should be shot. I mean, you CAN'T pick anybody reasonable for it and just pray it works out all right. *Locks Flik's roster* Like that?

I know it starts low at 97 and then builds up as your system is flowing with it to the 99% range.

97-98% actually. And whats even more odd was that she had been taking it for like year so that shit normally takes a year for it to even get out of you.

*Note to self: Go to college... become professor. Proceed to get a grant to STUDY PROSTITUTES IN FLORIDA*

^ Will give in to the name Elkster.

Well I could personally see AS making her do it again until she get's it right while ranting on and on about her "doing her best". While Sandman would probably just break a light tube over her head.

^ Will rename himself Lightning Elk for MrRant's pleasure for 1 month.

God help you two if (and when) you are banging some girl she doesn't take the cumshot exactly right.

I would agree with TC. I would be happy for the M's just to fucking make it there.

This was posted like last month. Get with the times loser.

Try having Irish, German, English and Russian blood. If I get pissed.... don't be there.

That would be the cousin that fucked another cousin and got kicked out. First cousin twice removed is the family let them back in but they fucked the other cousin again.

*Checks map of the United States* Oh yeah..... Delaware.....

I am thinking we may need to go with something good lookin but possibly generic until I can get a custom theme done (1. I don't have a lot of time to do it and 2. I have no artistic ability. At all.). Here is one I found that is nice. Black which is good. Built in forums:

Some on should changes his screenname to Agent of Love for a day.

^ Hey... look who can apparently type with out enormous pain and agony.

The Mariners have been denied permission by the Oakland Athletics to interview their general manager, Billy Beane, for the same position in Seattle. According to Saturday's Seattle Times, the Mariners could switch to another Oakland target, Paul DePodesta, Beane's assistant GM, in their search to fill the vacant position. Because DePodesta's contract with Oakland expires Oct. 31, permission soon will not be required, but according to the Times the A's reportedly want him to attend the GM's meetings in early November. The Mariners also might seek permission after the World Series from the Yankees to talk with Mark Newman, New York's director of player development, and/or Gordon Blakeley, New York's VP for baseball operations, the newspaper reports. Seattle's also thought to be interested in Dan Jennings, the Marlins' director of player personnel and, like Blakeley, a former Seattle scout. The Seattle Post-Intelligencer has reported that the Mariners will seek permission to talk to him after the World Series. Beane has also reportedly been linked to the GM job in Los Angeles, a position that may open up under new owner Frank McCourt. That would allow Beane to be closer to his daughter, Casey, who lives in Southern California with her mother. In his tenure with the A's, Beane has had tremendous success getting Oakland to the postseason. However, the A's have failed to reach the second round of the playoffs every time, including a tough-to-swallow five-game loss to the Red Sox in this year's ALDS. Last year the Red Sox asked to speak to Beane, and the A's eventually granted permission. Beane was offered the job and accepted it before changing his mind and deciding to remain in Oakland. According to the Post-Intelligencer, the Mariners have already talked with Tigers assistant Al Avila, Montreal GM Omar Minaya and Boston executive Mike Port in addition to in-house candidates Benny Looper and Lee Pelekoudas.

Don't forget that Arizona will probably be top 5.