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Bah, I dont like her AT ALL. But the movie was awesome.

The Traditional Samoan tribal tatto that goes from stomach to knees Really? Wow...he's certainly going the same route as the High Chief.

How do ya get a wooden pop stick or plastic spoon to stand up straight in a cup of liquid?

Its at a local video game store for $29 bucks. I'm a huge wrestling video game fan, I have all the versions of the SmackDown! series, as well as the LOW set, among many others down through the years. Although I've never played Def Jam, but I heard it was pretty good. So, should I or shouldn't I?

Well, I bought it. Got it for $19.83 at Wal-Mart. I also picked up The Getaway for the same price. Ah, I needed some new games...

Eighteen castaways, including four champions and some of the series' best personalities, will be stranded once again to compete for the million-dollar prize. Who will outwit, outplay, and outlast all others? Here's the ALL-STAR tribes!~ CHAPERA Alicia Amber Rob C. Rob M. Susan Tom SABOGA Ethan Jenna L. Jerri Rudy Rupert Tina MOGO MOGO Colby Jenna M. Kathy Lex Richard Shii Ann Offical CBS Survivor All-Stars Website!

Juvi might be decent enough, but is travelling around TNA and other indies as we speak. The original Psicosis is currently a shell of his former self. The guy hasn't been the same since he lost his mask back in WCW. Ideally, the Cruiserweight match should be similar to the Cruiserweight countdown match they had in WCW back in 2001. Two guys start, whenever someone gets pinned another guy replaces him. Much like the Tag Turmoil matches the WWE pulled off a few times. I think that this idea would be much better than the supposed Battle Royal with everyone in the ring and pins count. I say have 10 guys: 1) Akio 2) Sakota 3) Tajiri 4) Nunzio 5) Jamie Noble 6) Funaki 7) Shannon Moore 8) Ultimo Dragon 9) Billy Kidman 10) Rey Mysterio Ending with a great back and forth between Rey and Tajiri, and the winner (Rey)goes on to face Chavo either immediately or later in the night. Preferably later in the night, because this Cruiserweight match could be a fun opener that would get the MSG crowd on their feet.

Edge for RVD? Sure, I like it. Edge could go to RAW and return with a great pop and set his sites on........oh, shit. Anyways, if RVD moves to SmackDown! I think he will be the one who gets the best of this deal. RVD could have great matches with some of the SmackDown! heels (Brock Lesnar, Kurt Angle, Rhyno, Tajiri etc) or if they wanted to, go the possible heel route and have him challenge the likes of Eddy Guerrero, Rey Mysterio and John Cena. A move to SD! would absolutely refresh Rob's character and his career. I say, do it.

A Wrestlemania DVD set would be the ultimate, definitive collection of wrestling PPVs. How much do you think it'd run? I'm guessing it would be in different volumes?

I made a custom tape for the Top 10 WRESTLEMANIA Matches to put on my tape trading site before Wrestlemania last year. Here it is:

*Looks at Calender* Nice job Frank!

That "trip" was classic horror movie worthy!

TLC - "Unpretty" That song makes me wanna jump off a bridge. The screech of the acoustic guitar over and over and over and over again makes me suicidal to say the very least. Everytime I hear it on tv or the radio, I change it as fast as I can.

Booooo... Worst 'True or False' yet. With two guys like that, you'd think they'd come up with better comments for them than those. I mean, "Sex and the City" and "Ralph Nader" questions? Whoever wrote this piece has to be ashamed.

WEEK 6 HeAT (RAW and SmackDown! Brands) Opening Credits MAIN EVENT: Chris Benoit and Edge vs Eddy Guerrero and Rob Van Dam : RVD bodyslams Edge. Bodyslam by RVD. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Rob Van Dam and Eddy Guerrero. RVD \ Eddy hook up Edge, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Eddy Guerrero hits a rolling kick on Edge. Eddy only gets knees on a splash. Massive backbreaker, Eddy got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Cover for a two count. Tag between Edge and Chris Benoit. Benoit rocks Eddy with a brutal elbow to the jaw. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Chris Benoit snap suplexes Eddy...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Eddy backdrops Chris Benoit out of a piledriver attempt. Hard back suplex on Benoit. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Eddy tags out to Rob Van Dam. Standing leg lariat by Rob Van Dam on Benoit. Tag between Chris Benoit and Edge. Flying shoulder tackle by RVD sends Edge to the mat. Edge gets knocked to the ground by RVD, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Split Legged Moonsault! 1....2....3. Edge \ Benoit don't look like they're finished by any means...and they rush forward to attack RVD \ Eddy, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. A ****1\4 rating, great bout.

WEEK 2 SmackDown! Brand Opening Credits Eddy Guerrero vs The Hurricane : Spinning back kick from Eddy Guerrero. Hurricane ducks a wild right hand. Hurricane hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. The Hurricane misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Shining Wizard on Eddy, Hurricane really laid that one in. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Eddy blocks a kick from The Hurricane. Spin kick by Eddy Guerrero to the face. Eddy crushes Hurricane with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. Shining Wizard on Hurricane, Eddy really laid that one in. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Eddy Guerrero gets taken down out of nowhere. Springboard reverse elbow by The Hurricane. Excellent move. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Eddy counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Eddy, who is already climbing the turnbuckle, knocks the Hurricane to the ground. Off the top - Frog Splash, forget about it. 1....2...3! Chris Benoit comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Chris Benoit drops Eddy to the canvas. Chris Benoit quickly locks on the Crippler Crossface! Eddy Guerrero has been left down on the canvas. A ****1\4 rating, great bout. Paul Heyman is backstage with Brock Lesnar. Paul Heyman wanted to rip into Rob Van Dam. I'm feeling some serious negative energy in the segment. Brock Lesnar vs Rob Van Dam : Brock Lesnar hits some punches. RVD gets slammed. Lesnar hits a right hand. Cover for a two count. Rude Awakening on Rob Van Dam by Lesnar. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brock Lesnar gets taken down out of nowhere. Rob Van Dam fires off some right and left hands. Cover for a two count. Rob Van Dam hits a bulldog off the ropes. Lesnar blocks the suplex attempt. Powerbomb on RVD. Brock Lesnar moves in for the kill. F5! 1....2....3. Brock Lesnar slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. RVD turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. Lance Storm is standing backstage when The Big Show attacks from behind and floors him. Show goes to continue the attack, but Dawn Marie moves between them, blocking his path. He hesitates, then pushes her out of the way, sending her into the wall. Lance Storm comes back though, and sends him running after a few punches. He goes over and checks on Dawn Marie, who is shaken, but not badly hurt. Edge vs Kurt Angle : Stiff chop lights up Angle. Standing leg lariat by Edge on Angle. Edge uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Hardback suplex on Angle. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Kurt Angle pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Edge gets caught with a short powerbomb from Angle. Edge walks into a stiff sit-out jawbreaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Kurt Angle misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Angle takes a hurrancarana from Edge. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by Edge, Kurt Angle got planted. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Angle reverses a Edge hammerlock. Belly to belly suplex by Angle. Edge powers out of a Kurt Angle headlock. Running knee lift from Edge. The Big Show just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Show drops Edge and Angle with punches, causing the referee to call for the bell. I think this match has been ruled a no contest. The crowd are baffled by the actions of The Big Show, and who he has attacked. The Big Show has grabbed a chair. Edge walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Angle also takes a hard shot. Show has laid everybody out! Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3\4 rating. Ultimo Dragon and Tajiri are in the ring waiting to start their match. Out from the back come all the members of Canadian Mafia, who invade the ring. They attack both wrestlers, leaving them both down and out in the ring. Canadian Mafia leave via the crowd, having ended the match before it even began. Tajiri and Ultimo Dragon vs Canadian Chrises : Jericho hits a dropkick on Tajiri. Lightning kick by Jericho on Tajiri. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit. Canadian Chrises hook up Tajiri, then hit a double suplex. Gut buster, Tajiri hits hard. Cover for a two count. Tajiri takes a back suplex. Tajiri takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. DDT from the top rope by Tajiri. That looked brutal. Tajiri tags out to Ultimo Dragon. Benoit takes a flying neckbreaker from Ultimo Dragon. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Benoit reverses a Ultimo Dragon hammerlock. Tag between Chris Benoit and Chris Jericho. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Back heel kick off the second rope, Dragon goes down. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Stiff high kick on Dragon by Chris Jericho who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Ultimo Dragon ducks a clothesline attempt. Dragon crushes Jericho with a big legdrop. Cena \ Eddy come running down the aisle and into the ring! Jericho turns...and is dropped with a double DDT! Jericho in big trouble. Ultimo Dragon has Chris Jericho down on the canvas. Dragon Suplex!!! Chris Jericho taps out! Dragon \ Tajiri nod at each other...and they attack Canadian Chrises! The element of surprise works in their favour, and they have soon left Canadian Chrises down and out on the canvas. I'm slapping a ****1\4 rating on this. World's Greatest Tag Team are backstage. They were building up the feud with Hurricane \ Karagias. Good plan, kudos to the booking squad. Lance Storm vs The Big Show : Lance Storm strikes Show. Storm hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Lance Storm hits a rolling kick on Show. Spin kick by Lance Storm to the face. Show blocks a punch. Big clothesline on Storm. The Big Show hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Lance Storm pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Storm crushes Show with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Lance Storm. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Show backdrops Lance Storm out of a piledriver attempt. The Big Show fires off some right and left hands. Storm backdrops The Big Show out of a piledriver attempt. Storm uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Dawn Marie has climbed up onto the apron! Show turns...and falls for the distraction! Lance Storm attacks Show from behind! Lance Storm has The Big Show down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Top Rope SpinKick!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Lance Storm slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Show to get some payback. Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead. A video is played, hyping the upcoming Hardy Boyz vs Angle \ Cena match. Hardy Boyz vs John Cena and Kurt Angle : Spin kick by Jeff Hardy to the face. J.Hardy crushes Cena with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag to Matt Hardy. Hardy Boyz whip Cena into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hard back suplex on Cena. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. M.Hardy hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Cena counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Lifting DDT by John Cena, looked good. Tag between John Cena and Kurt Angle. M.Hardy tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Vicious snap suplex! Matt Hardy got whipped over hard. Matt Hardy comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Tag to Jeff Hardy. Lightning kick by J.Hardy on Angle. Back heel kick off the second rope, Angle goes flying. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Dropkick connects, Angle goes down. Angle backdrops Jeff Hardy out of a piledriver attempt. Brutal T-Bone suplex by Angle, J.Hardy got folded in half. J.Hardy grabs Kurt Angle for Matt Hardy, who swings...but Angle ducks, and in a cruel twist of fate, the big punch floors J.Hardy. Irony is such a cruel mistress. Angle knocks Jeff Hardy to the ground. Angle Lock!!! Jeff Hardy taps out! M.Hardy and J.Hardy remain in the ring. Jeff Hardy does not look happy at losing. Matt Hardy goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by J.Hardy. Tensions seem to be rising between these two. A ****1\2 rating for a great match. Overall: ****1\4 Eddy/Hurricane ***1\4 Brock/RVD **3\4 Edge/Kurt ****1\4 Chrises/Tajiri-Ultimo **3\4 Show/Lance ****1\2 Cena-Angle/Hardyz

WEEK 5 SmackDown! Brand Opening Credits Chris Jericho is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is Shane McMahon, who comes out from the back. They do a straight interview about what Shane is planning to do in the near future. John Cena vs Lance Storm (For The United States Title): Storm takes a headbutt from John Cena. Big clothesline on Storm. Hooks the leg for a two count. Storm reverses a waistlock. Driven DDT by Lance Storm. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Storm hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Second rope flying axe handle, Cena goes down. Storm walks into a trip. Storm walks into a spike slam. Lance Storm can barely stand. F-U!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! John Cena goes into the crowd, where he celebrates his victory This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout. Kurt Angle is in the ring. Out from the crowd comes Brock Lesnar, who grabs a chair from ringside as he hits the ring. Angle turns, and gets floored by a brutal chair shot. Kurt Angle is in trouble. F5! Brock Lesnar raises the chair and drives it side-first into the throat of Angle, causing him to roll around in agony. The chair gets put around the head of Kurt Angle, who then gets driven face-first into the mat, crushing his windpipe against the steel. Paramedics come running out to help Kurt Angle as Brock Lesnar exits via the crowd. The Hurricane is backstage in the office of Shane McMahon, pointing out that his partner is not fit to compete in the upcoming tag match. Shane McMahon allows him to pick another partner, and that the match will go ahead. Chris Benoit is backstage. He continued the feud by ripping into Eddy Guerrero. Good to see they're giving the feud some proper air-time. World's Greatest Tag Team vs Ultimo Dragon and Tajiri (For The WWE Tag Team Titles) : Stiff high kick on Dragon by Charlie Haas who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Haas hits a dropkick on Ultimo Dragon. Hooks the leg for a two count. Ultimo Dragon powers out of a Charlie Haas headlock. Spin kick by Ultimo Dragon to the face. Lightning kick by Dragon on Haas. Tag to Tajiri. Springboard dropkick from Tajiri. Nicely done. Charlie Haas powers out of a Tajiri headlock. Tag to Shelton Benjamin. Standing leg lariat by Shelton Benjamin on Tajiri. Hard back suplex on Tajiri. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Tag between Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas. Power drive elbow by Charlie Haas. Pin, but Tajiri is out just before the three count. Tajiri counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Hard back suplex on Haas. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Tag to Ultimo Dragon. Ultimo Dragon hits a rolling kick on Haas. Ultimo Dragon floors Charlie Haas. Dragon Sleeper!!! Charlie Haas taps out! Good **** rating. Nova is backstage, when The Hurricane comes over. He proposes that they form a tag team. Nova accepts, and they walk off discussing their future plans as a team. The Hurricane and Nova vs Edge and Christian : Hurricane hits a dropkick on Edge. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Hurricane. Hurricane tags out to Nova. Hard back suplex on Edge. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Nova, Edge is out. Tag between Nova and The Hurricane. Nova \ Hurricane hook up Edge, then hit a double suplex. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Edge blocks the suplex attempt. Tag to Christian. Christian uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Super frankensteiner on Hurricane, who hit hard. Tag to Edge. Edge and Christian hook up Hurricane, then hit a double suplex. Rude Awakening on The Hurricane by Edge. Hurricane takes a hurrancarana from Edge. Tag to Christian. Second rope flying axe handle, Hurricane goes down. Hurricane counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Hurricane tags out to Nova. Nova crushes Christian with a running senton. Edge scoops up Nova for a slam, then turns....but Christian accidentally gets hit in the face with the raised legs of Nova, and it's a Survivor Series 5 flashback moment. Christian is in trouble. Spin Doctor! 1....2....3. Hurricane \ Nova go into the crowd, where they celebrate their win. I'm slapping a ****1\4 rating on this. We see Eddy Guerrero arriving backstage. Brock Lesnar vs Kurt Angle : Lesnar walks into a high dropkick from Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle snap suplexes Lesnar. Angle drives a thrust kick into the chest of Lesnar. Vertical suplex by Kurt Angle. Brock Lesnar fights out of a grapple. Big clothesline on Angle. Spear by Brock Lesnar. Cover for a two count. Angle blocks the suplex attempt. Reverse DDT into a backbreaker by Kurt Angle, great move. Cover for a two count. Lesnar gets hit with a running splash mountain out of the corner. Pin, but Lesnar is out just before the three count. Lesnar counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Angle gets slammed. Kurt Angle avoids a Brock Lesnar avalanche. Brock Lesnar takes a butterfly suplex from Angle. Brock Lesnar gets whipped into the corner by Angle, who charges in with a clothesline. Lesnar grabs the referee and pulls him in the way! The referee calls for the DQ as he collapses to the mat in pain. Brock Lesnar gets out of the ring and walks off, having taken the cheap way out. Brock Lesnar looks furious. The referee walks over...and gets blasted with a clothesline! Lesnar has lost it! I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair. Eddy Guerrero is in the ring. Chris Benoit comes out, and challenges him to a match at the next show. The challenge is accepted! Overall: ***1\4 Cena/Storm **** WGTT/Tajiri/Ultimo ****1\4 Hurricane-Nova/E+C ***1\4 Lesnar/Angle

WALLS of CHRISTIAN~!

WEEK 5 RAW Brand Opening Credits Triple H is backstage. He was building up the feud with The Undertaker. Good plan. New Age Outlaws vs Bubba Ray Dudley, D-Von Dudley, and Spike Dudley: Spike Dudley fires off some right and left hands. Bodyslam by Spike. Tag between Spike Dudley and Bubba Ray Dudley. New Dudleyz hook up Billy, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Billy reverses a waistlock. Spear by Billy Gunn. Tag to Road Dogg. Powerbomb on Bubba. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Road Dogg hits some punches. Road Dogg misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Tag to Spike Dudley. Big clothesline on Dogg. Tag between Spike Dudley and D-Von Dudley. D-Von \ Spike whip Dogg into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Full nelson slam on Dogg. There's a two count on the pin. Road Dogg powers out of a D-Von Dudley headlock. D-Von receives some punishment. D-Von ducks a wild right hand. D-Von tags out to Bubba Ray Dudley. Bubba Ray Dudley hits some punches. Running knee lift from Bubba Ray Dudley. There's a two count on the pin. Powerbomb on Dogg. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tag to D-Von Dudley. Dudley Boyz hook up Dogg, then hit a double suplex. Back elbow connects, Dogg staggers backward. D-Von walks into a trip. Tag to Billy Gunn. Full nelson slam on D-Von. Tag between D-Von Dudley and Bubba Ray Dudley. Billy Gunn with a spinning neckbreaker on Bubba. Massive backbreaker, Bubba got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Tag between Bubba Ray Dudley and Spike Dudley. Big clothesline on Spike. Spike reverses a Billy Gunn hammerlock. Spike Dudley scores with a big spinebuster. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Billy counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tag between Billy Gunn and Road Dogg. Back elbow connects, Spike staggers backward. Massive backbreaker, Spike got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Tag between Road Dogg and Billy Gunn. New Age Outlaws whip Spike into the corner. Billy Gunn whips Road Dogg in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Spike Dudley charges, Billy moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Spike Dudley knocks Billy to the outside, then signals for the Dudley Dogg. He reaches out of the ring for Billy Gunn...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Billy sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special. Dean Malenko is in the ring, carrying the Intercontinental Title belt. Taz comes down and gets in the ring. After a few words, Taz grabs the belt and waffles the champion with it, knocking him out. Taz poses above him, the belt in his hands. Trish Stratus vs Lita vs Molly vs Victoria (For The Vacant Women's Title) : Victoria strikes Molly. Spin kick by Victoria to the face. Hooks the leg for a two count. Molly elbows Victoria in the face to break a hammerlock. Tag between Molly and Lita. Driven DDT by Lita. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Victoria charges, Lita moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Tiger suplex on Victoria, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Driven DDT by Lita. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Victoria avoids a Lita avalanche. Tag between Victoria and Trish Stratus. Lita takes a hurrancarana from Trish Stratus. Flying elbow from Trish Stratus. Lita pushes out of a Trish Stratus hold. Driven DDT by Lita. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Vicious kick to the teeth from Lita. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Lita defeats Trish. Dropkick connects, Lita goes down. Driven DDT by Molly. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Hooks the leg for a two count. Lightning kick by Molly on Lita. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Lita reverses a Molly hammerlock. Power drive elbow by Lita. Lita tags out to Victoria. Springboard dropkick from Victoria. Nicely done. Pin : 1 - 2- 3. Victoria defeats Molly. Standing leg lariat by Victoria on Lita. Lita blocks a punch. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Victoria counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jawbreaker. Spin kick by Victoria to the face. Victoria moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Widow's Peak. 1....2...3, it's finished. I can't decide whether it's a *** or a ***1\2 match...let's go for a ***1\4 rating to make it fair. Shawn Michaels is in the ring, and he calls out The Rock. There is no response, so Shawn Michaels walks off backstage to find him. We see The Undertaker arriving backstage. Al Snow vs Dean Malenko (For The Intercontinental Title) : Malenko hits a quick kick on Snow. Snow ducks a wild right hand. Snow slams Dean Malenko. Malenko reverses an Irish whip...and Al Snow runs into the referee. Massive lariat, apparently Snow has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Malenko reverses a Al Snow hammerlock. Snow walks into a spinning heel kick, evidently feeling that the 'duck' tactic is over-rated. Dean Malenko hits a crap missile dropkick on Snow. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diving headbutt from Malenko, not much elevation. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Al Snow powers out of a Dean Malenko headlock. Snow hits a stump piledriver on Dean Malenko. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Malenko reverses a Al Snow hammerlock. Al Snow has lost it! He floors Dean Malenko and starts raining down punches like a psycho! The referee tries to break it up...and gets thrown to one side. The referee is calling for the DQ! Snow has caused a DQ through his hatred of Dean Malenko. Taz comes running down the aisle with a chair! Dean Malenko is just leaving the ring...and Taz scores with a brutal chair shot! Dean Malenko falls to the floor holding his head. A **** rating for a good contest. Vince McMahon is backstage. He put himself over, talking about how great he is. Backstage, a crowd is forming around Shawn Michaels, who has been knocked unconscious once again and left down and out. Paramedics come over to help, although nobody seems to know who was responsible for the attack yet again. Dudley Boyz are in the ring. New Age Outlaws come out onto the sound stage, and issue a challenge for a match at Backlash. Dudley Boyz accept, and the two teams trade insults for a while before leaving. Triple H vs Tommy Dreamer (For The World Heavyweight Title) : Flying shoulder tackle by Dreamer sends HHH to the mat. Devastating face-first slam from Dreamer on HHH. Cover for a two count. Triple H fights out of a grapple. Dreamer gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from HHH. Big dropkick by Triple H, who got good elevation. There's a two count on the pin. Dreamer gets hit with a Black Tiger-esque splash mountain out of the corner. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. HHH drives a thrust kick into the chest of Dreamer. Dreamer counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Tommy Dreamer hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying clothesline by Dreamer. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Bodyslam by Dreamer. HHH takes a headbutt from Tommy Dreamer. HHH counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. HHH slams Tommy Dreamer down. Death valley driver by Triple H, Tommy Dreamer is down and hurt. Tommy Dreamer is in trouble. Pedigree! The Undertaker quickly comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Triple H turns around. The Undertaker spins HHH around. The Undertaker hits the Last Ride! The referee calls for the DQ because of the interference of Undertaker! The Undertaker pushes the referee aside, then continues to assault HHH! Right hands rain down on Triple H, pounding him into the canvas. Satisfied with his work, The Undertaker turns and leaves the ring, the damage done. It gets a ***1\2 rating. Overall: *** Outlaws/Dudleyz ***1\4 Victoria/Trish/Lita/Molly **** Snow/Malenko ***1\2 Dreamer/HHH

Yeah, Simmons should definately retire for good now. He teased it last year, but came back to revive the APA. It went nowhere and they (Bradshaw included) are well past their primes as the beer drinkin' asskickers. Although the idea of putting him as a road agent could be good, but I never actually heard of Ron Simmons having a good 'mind' for the business, although he's been in it for a couple of decades. Who knows.

Indeed it did. One of the GREATEST of all time.

WEEK 5 HeAT (RAW and SmackDown! Brands) Opening Credits World's Greatest Tag Team vs The Hurricane and Evan Karagias (Number One Contendership): Dropkick connects, Karagias goes down. Flying elbow from Charlie Haas. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to Shelton Benjamin. World's Greatest Tag Team hook up Karagias, then hit a double suplex. There's a two count on the pin. Spin kick by Shelton Benjamin to the face. Karagias powers out of a headlock. Karagias crushes Shelton with a sweet running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Evan Karagias and The Hurricane. Hurricane crushes Shelton with a running senton. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Spin kick by The Hurricane to the face. Shelton Benjamin powers out of a The Hurricane headlock. Hurricane takes a flying neckbreaker from Shelton Benjamin. Shelton tags out to Charlie Haas. Kick from Charlie Haas to the leg. Hurricane tags out to Evan Karagias. Driven DDT by Charlie Haas. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Evan Karagias climbs to the top rope, ready to leap at Haas. The Hurricane bounces off the ropes for an elbow drop without seeing his partner, and crotches Karagias by accident. Charlie Haas moves in for the kill. Haastruction!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Hurricane and Karagias remain in the ring. Evan Karagias does not look happy at losing. The Hurricane goes to leave, but gets pulled back in by Karagias. Tensions seem to be rising between these two. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special. Kurt Angle is backstage. I'm actually looking forward to this. He talked trash about Lance Storm. See, it's simple - they insult each other, build up some heat, then fight. It's not rocket science. Vince McMahon is in the ring, and announces that he has signed a new wrestler to RAW. Out comes Taz, who plays to the crowd from the sound stage. Vince McMahon remains in the ring, looking pleased with this new signing. Matt Hardy vs Christian : Christian scores with a back heel kick on M.Hardy. Dropkick connects, M.Hardy goes down. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Hard back suplex on M.Hardy. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Christian only gets knees on a splash. M.Hardy hits a dropkick on Christian. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Hooks the leg for a two count. Christian powers out of a Matt Hardy headlock. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. Cover for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Christian. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. M.Hardy reverses a waistlock. M.Hardy hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Christian pushes out of a Matt Hardy hold. Second rope flying axe handle, M.Hardy goes down. Jeff Hardy comes running down the aisle with a chair! M.Hardy and Christian continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Jeff Hardy slides in and prepares to swing the chair...but Christian moves! J.Hardy accidentally blasts M.Hardy with a chair to the head! Christian throws J.Hardy out of the ring! Matt Hardy is in trouble. Unprettier! 1....2....3. Matt Hardy has a temper tantrum, kicking the ropes and punching the turnbuckles. A good *** rating. Paul Heyman is in the ring, and takes a microphone. He challenges Stevie Richards to come out and face him. Stevie Richards comes running out, but falls prey to a vicious chair shot from Brock Lesnar, who had been hiding in the wings. Lesnar continues the beating as Paul Heyman walks down to get some shots in. Stevie Richards got suckered in. Chris Benoit vs John Cena : Rude Awakening on Chris Benoit by Cena. Benoit walks into a spike slam. There's a two count on the pin. Chris Benoit elbows John Cena in the face to break a hammerlock. John Cena walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Benoit. Gut buster, Cena hits hard. There's a two count on the pin. Emerald Fusion by Chris Benoit on Cena. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Hard impact russian legsweep by Benoit. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Cena counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Spear by John Cena. Cover for a two count. Death valley driver by John Cena, Chris Benoit got planted. Pin, but Benoit is out just before the three count. Back elbow connects, Benoit staggers backward. Benoit receives some punishment. Benoit counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Vertical suplex by Chris Benoit. Corkscrew brainbuster suplex, Benoit hit it well. Chris Jericho comes running down the aisle with a chair! Benoit whips John Cena into the ropes. Jericho jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Jericho, Cena, and the chair! John Cena staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Benoit and Jericho are putting the boots to John Cena! Eddy Guerrero comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Canadian Chrises running for cover. Eddy Guerrero saved Cena from a major beating. It gets a ***1\2 rating. Tommy Dreamer is in the ring, and he calls out Triple H. HHH appears, and eventually accepts a challenge to a match between the two. Triple H vs Tommy Dreamer : HHH gets slammed. Stiff chop lights up HHH. Big backdrop on HHH, executed well. Running knee lift from Tommy Dreamer. Triple H pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Triple H snap suplexes Dreamer...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) HHH hits a stump piledriver on Tommy Dreamer. There's a two count on the pin. Dreamer reverses a waistlock. HHH walks into a spike slam. Hooks the leg for a two count. Flying clothesline by Dreamer. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Dreamer only gets knees on a splash. Stiff chop lights up Dreamer. Dreamer counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Big clothesline on HHH. The Undertaker comes running down the aisle with a chair! Dreamer whips Triple H into the ropes. Undertaker jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Undertaker, HHH, and the chair! Triple H staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! The Undertaker pushes the referee aside, then continues to assault HHH! Right hands rain down on Triple H, pounding him into the canvas. Satisfied with his work, The Undertaker turns and leaves the ring, the damage done. Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so I’m knocking off half a star, so it gets a ***1\2 rating. Overall: *** WGTT/Hurricane-Evan *** Matt/Christian ***1/2 Cena/Benoit ***1/2 HHH/Dreamer

Thanks for the compliment. I'm still working out some bugs.

Wait...it's just his mom and his dad...how could he have been part of the actual conversation?