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WEEK 4 SmackDown! Brand Opening Credits Chris Jericho is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is John Cena, who comes out from the back. They try to do a straight interview, but the constant taunts from Jericho soon annoy Cena, and he attacks Chris Jericho! He lays Jericho out, but only after destroying most of the set in the short brawl. Paul Heyman is backstage, talking to an unidentified person on a cell phone. We hear him tell them to be ready, as something is going to happen soon. Edge vs Rob Van Dam: Stiff chop lights up RVD. Edge only gets knees on a splash. Edge gets slammed. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Tiger suplex on Edge, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hooks the leg, but the referee is still out. Edge elbows Rob Van Dam in the face to break a hammerlock. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Nice piledriver on RVD. Cover for a two count. Brutal powerbomb on RVD. Pin, but RVD is out just before the three count. Rob Van Dam elbows Edge in the face to break a hammerlock. Super kick by Rob Van Dam. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Edge counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jawbreaker. Edge moves in for the kill. Edgecution!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Rob Van Dam offers a handshake to Edge...and he accepts it! No! Edge levels RVD with a cheap shot right hand! Edge spins RVD around. Edge hits the Edgecution! Rob Van Dam has been floored after the match. This was missing something, so it only gets a ****1\2 rating. Dawn Marie is backstage with Lance Storm. Dawn Marie was out there to hype a match for Storm against Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle vs Lance Storm: Storm crushes Angle with a big legdrop. Tiger suplex on Angle, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Tiger suplex on Angle, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Hooks the leg for a two count. Kurt Angle powers out of a Lance Storm headlock. Kurt Angle snap suplexes Storm...with authority! ('With authority', trademark G.Monsoon 1986.) Vicious snap suplex! Lance Storm got whipped over hard. Lance Storm pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Super frankensteiner on Angle, who hit hard. Kurt Angle hooks up a suplex, but it is blocked. Storm scores with a low blow, then turns it into a small package! The referee didn't see the illegal blow! 1...2...3! Kurt Angle got screwed out of the victory! Lance Storm remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. Great match, a ****1\4 rating I think. World's Greatest Tag Team vs Evan Karagias and The Hurricane vs Tajiri and Ultimo Dragon vs Hardy Boyz (For The SD Tag Team Titles): Matt Hardy scores with a back heel kick on Hurricane. Karagias throws a ladder onto Charlie Haas. Lightning kick by Karagias on Haas. Flying elbow by Tajiri from the top of the ladder. Spin kick by The Hurricane to the face. Springboard reverse elbow by The Hurricane. Excellent move. J.Hardy takes a thrown chair to the face. J.Hardy takes a flying neckbreaker from Shelton Benjamin. Hardy Boyz whip Karagias into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Jeff Hardy hits a dropkick off the table. Lightning kick by M.Hardy on Hurricane. Super frankensteiner on M.Hardy, who hit hard. Tiger suplex on J.Hardy, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Dragon hits a face jam on Charlie Haas onto the ladder. Springboard kick drives a table into Karagias. Tajiri and Ultimo Dragon set the ladder up and climb it, grabbing the prize for the victory. That was good. **** rating. Brock Lesnar is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Christian. Glad to see they're putting effort into getting the fans interested in a fight between the two. Brock Lesnar vs Christian : Lesnar hits a right hand. Flying shoulder tackle by Lesnar sends Christian to the mat. There's a two count on the pin. Lesnar only gets knees on a splash. Christian hits a rolling kick on Lesnar. Christian hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Hard back suplex on Lesnar. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Lesnar counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Big piledriver on Christian. Christian can barely stand. F5! 1....2....3. Brock Lesnar gives a murderous look toward Christian...and attacks! Christian gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Lesnar leaves the ring having left Christian down and out. A good *** rating. A video is played, hyping the upcoming Canadian Chrises vs Eddy \ Cena match. Canadian Chrises vs Eddy Guerrero and John Cena : Fallaway slam by John Cena. Spear by John Cena. Hooks the leg for a two count. Cena tags out to Eddy Guerrero. Eddy \ Cena whip Jericho into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Hard back suplex on Jericho. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Hooks the leg for a two count. Eddy Guerrero strikes Jericho. Eddy walks into a trip. Slingshot senton by Jericho, crushing the chest of Eddy. Tag between Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit. Gut buster, Eddy hits hard. Doctor Bomb, Eddy is hurt. Eddy counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tag between Eddy Guerrero and John Cena. Spear by John Cena. Death valley driver by John Cena, Chris Benoit is down and hurt. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Cena bodyslams Chris Benoit. Benoit pushes out of a John Cena hold. Brutal T-Bone suplex by Benoit, Cena got folded in half. Edge and Christian come running down the aisle with chairs! Benoit whips John Cena into the ropes. Edge jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Edge, Cena, and the chair! John Cena falls to the canvas. John Cena gets knocked to the ground by Benoit. Here it comes...Crippler Crossface! John Cena taps! Canadian Chrises signal to each other...and they attack Cena \ Eddy! After an swift brawl, Cena and Eddy are left down in the ring. This was missing something, so it only gets a ****1\2 rating. Overall: ****1\2 Edge/RVD ****1\4 Angle/Storm **** WGTT/Tajiri-Ultimo/Hardyz/Hurricane-Evan *** Brock/Christian ****1/2 Chrises/Cena-Eddy

WEEK 4 HeAT (RAW and SmackDown! Brands) Opening Credits Stephanie McMahon is backstage with Triple H. HHH doesn't really need Stephanie McMahon as a mouthpiece, he's better at interviews. Stephanie McMahon was talking trash about The Undertaker. Al Snow vs Dean Malenko (For the Intercontinental Title): Badly executed second rope splash by Malenko. Dean Malenko with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Dean Malenko with an enziguri, although the late Owen Hart's version was far superior. Pin: 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Dean Malenko arm drags Snow over. There's a two count on the pin. Snow reverses a waistlock. Big clothesline on Malenko. Malenko walks into a spike slam. Dean Malenko pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Flying elbow off the top rope by Dean Malenko, poor elevation though. Malenko whips Snow into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Al Snow knocks Malenko to the outside, then signals for the Snow Plow. He reaches out of the ring for Dean Malenko...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Malenko sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3! Forget about it. Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so I’m knocking off half a star, so it gets a ***1\2 rating. Backstage, a crowd is forming around Shawn Michaels, who has been knocked unconscious and left down and out. Paramedics come over to help, although nobody seems to know who was responsible for the attack. Dudley Boyz vs New Age Outlaws (For The RAW Tag Team Titles): Stiff chop lights up Billy. Big clothesline on Billy. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to D-Von Dudley. Dudley Boyz whip Billy into the corner. Bubba Ray Dudley whips D-Von Dudley in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. There's a two count on the pin. Flying shoulder tackle by D-Von sends Billy to the mat. D-Von walks into a trip. Full nelson slam on D-Von. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Billy Gunn and Road Dogg. Spear by Road Dogg. Pin: 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Dogg slams D-Von Dudley down. D-Von backdrops Road Dogg out of a piledriver attempt. Bodyslam by D-Von. Tag to Bubba Ray Dudley. Dogg takes a headbutt from Bubba Ray Dudley. Dogg tags out to Billy Gunn. Flying shoulder tackle by Bubba sends Billy to the mat. Bubba whips Billy into the turnbuckles...and predictably, the referee gets sandwiched. Billy Gunn floors Bubba, then signals for the One and Only on your Dome. Meanwhile, Bubba Ray Dudley has something in his hands. Billy comes over...and has to move quickly to duck a brass knuckles punch! The knuckles get knocked to the ground in the struggle, and Billy Gunn manages to grab them. Bubba Ray Dudley gets hit with his own weapon, and is knocked out. The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. Another referee comes running down the aisle, and points out to the first official that Billy Gunn used an illegal weapon. The referee reverses the decision! Billy Gunn has been disqualified! The fight has started up again! Dudley Boyz attacks New Age Outlaws, and they brawl all around ringside, then into the crowd! They eventually disappear backstage, still fighting. This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout. Tommy Dreamer is backstage. He was out there to tell Randy Orton that he was going to discombobulate him. Hey, that's my line! Randy Orton vs Tommy Dreamer : Ring-shaking slam on Orton. Face jam onto the table. Death valley driver by Tommy Dreamer, Randy Orton got planted. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Rude Awakening on Randy Orton by Dreamer. There's a two count on the pin. Orton ducks a wild right hand. Orton uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Orton hits a stump piledriver on Tommy Dreamer. Dreamer backdrops Randy Orton out of a piledriver attempt. Spinebuster by Tommy Dreamer, executed with Arn-esque perfection. Beulah McGuillicutty is at ringside! Orton wastes valuable time by yelling at Beulah! Tommy Dreamer takes advantage of the distraction and nails Orton from behind! Tommy Dreamer moves in for the kill. Powerbomb!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Tommy Dreamer smiles and walks over and shakes hands with Beulah McGuillicutty, thanking her for interfering and helping win this match. This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout. Kane vs Rikishi Fatu : Kane fires off some right and left hands. Kane bodyslams Rikishi Fatu. Rikishi gets slammed. There's a two count on the pin. Big backdrop on Rikishi, executed well. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rikishi powers out of a headlock. Rikishi bodyslams Kane. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spear by Rikishi Fatu. Kane elbows Rikishi Fatu in the face to break a hammerlock. Kane scores with a standing spinebuster. Rikishi Fatu is in trouble. Choke Slam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Kane slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Rikishi turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead. Shawn Michaels is walking backstage, when out of nowhere he gets grabbed and pulled behind some crates. We hear a crack, and someone's footsteps running off. The camera pans over, and Shawn Michaels is out cold on the floor, a monkey wrench lying next to him, with no sign of the attacker. The Undertaker is in the ring, and he calls out Triple H. HHH appears, and eventually accepts a challenge to a match between the two. The Undertaker vs Triple H (For the World Heavyweight Title) : Stun Gun from Triple H! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...I wonder what happened to him? Massive back suplex! The Undertaker got snapped in half. Cover for a two count. The Undertaker reverses a hip toss. Undertaker bodyslams Triple H. Flying shoulder tackle by Undertaker sends HHH to the mat. Cover for a two count. Flying spear out of the corner! HHH nearly got snapped in two. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Big backdrop on HHH, executed well. HHH pushes out of a The Undertaker hold. Triple H hits a delayed suplex on Undertaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. Undertaker gets hit with a Black Tiger-esque splash mountain out of the corner. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Stun Gun from Triple H! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...I wonder what happened to him? HHH drives a forearm into the chest of Undertaker. HHH only gets knees on a splash. Fallaway slam by The Undertaker. Flying spear out of the corner! HHH nearly got snapped in two. Triple H slides out and grabs a chair! Undertaker goes to climb out of the ring...and takes a chair to the head! The referee has no hesitation in calling for the bell! Disqualification. I don't think the fight has finished. The Undertaker and HHH have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. A **** rating for a good contest. Overall: ***1\2 Malenko/Snow ***1\4 Outlaws/Dudleyz ***1\4 Dreamer/Orton **3\4 Kane/Rikishi **** HHH/Undertaker

WRESTLEMANIA XX Opening Credits World's Greatest Tag Team vs Evan Karagias and The Hurricane vs Ultimo Dragon and Tajiri (For The SD Tag Team Titles): Ultimo Dragon hits a rolling kick on Haas. Lightning kick by Tajiri on Karagias. Ultimo Dragon blasts Hurricane with a slingshot into the ladder. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Shelton. Super frankensteiner on Shelton, who hit hard. Evan Karagias scoops up Dragon. Hurricane bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Springboard dropkick from The Hurricane. Nicely done. Super kick by Evan Karagias. Shelton Benjamin dives off the middle of the ladder with a clothesline. Second rope flying axe handle, Hurricane goes down. Diamond Dust from Ultimo Dragon, Shelton is out. Spin kick by Tajiri to the face. Springboard dropkick from Tajiri. Nicely done. Ultimo Dragon and Tajiri go up the ladder and grab the prize to become WWE Tag team Champions! A ****1\4 rating, great bout. Dudley Boyz vs New Age Outlaws (For The RAW Tag Team Titles): Bubba Ray Dudley hits a bulldog off the ropes. Bodyslam by Dogg. Billy blocks a punch. Running knee lift from Billy Gunn. Stiff chop lights up D-Von. D-Von ducks a wild right hand. Bubba Ray Dudley pulls Dogg onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. D-Von Dudley scores with a big spinebuster. Spike Dudley comes running down the aisle with a chair! Bubba and Billy Gunn continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Spike Dudley slides in and blasts Billy Gunn with a chair to the head! Spike climbs out of the ring, the damage done! Bubba Ray Dudley moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Bubba Cutter. Bubba climbs onto the table with Billy Gunn and hits a bodyslam through it for the win! New Age Outlaws are left down and out in the ring thanks to the attack of Bubba, D-Von and Spike. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3\4 rating. 20 Man Battle Royal (For the Intercontinental Title): Belly to belly suplex by Taz. Hard impact russian legsweep by Taz. If you're going to get impact, 'hard' is probably a good way to go. Running knee lift from Rikishi Fatu. Rikishi threw Al Snow over the top rope. (Elimination # 1) Rikishi slams Rico. Rikishi eliminated Rico. (Elimination # 2) Rob Van Dam fires off some right and left hands. The Big Show was eliminated by RVD. (Elimination # 3) Lesnar gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Angle. Brock Lesnar got eliminated by Angle. (Elimination # 4) Angle drives a thrust kick into the chest of Nova. Belly to belly suplex by Angle. Belly to belly suplex by Taz. Big backdrop on Spike, executed well. Rhyno hits a right hand. Goldust got eliminated by Rhyno. (Elimination # 5) Malenko, chanelling the power of Takada, hits a high kick on Rhyno. Malenko tried to get Rhyno over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Rude Awakening on Tommy Dreamer by Spike. Spike tried to eliminate Tommy Dreamer, who hung onto the top rope. Dreamer gets caught with a short powerbomb from Regal. Tommy Dreamer got thrown over the top rope by Regal. (Elimination # 6) Double arm suplex by William Regal, Rikishi hits hard. Rikishi Fatu was eliminated by Regal. (Elimination # 7) Storm gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Angle. Big dropkick by Kurt Angle, who got good elevation. RVD bodyslams Kurt Angle. RVD tried to eliminate Kurt Angle, who hung onto the top rope. Rude Awakening on A-Train by Orton. A-Train got eliminated by Orton. (Elimination # 8) Back elbow connects, Nova staggers backward. Taz threw Nova over the top rope. (Elimination # 9) Regal drives a forearm into the chest of Scotty. Scotty 2 Hotty got thrown over the top rope by Regal. (Elimination # 10) Spinning back kick from Lance Storm. Rhyno got bundled out by Storm. (Elimination # 11) Kurt Angle snap suplexes RVD. Back suplex off the top rope, RVD landed hard. Rude Awakening on Taz by Spike. Taz got thrown over the top rope by Spike. (Elimination # 12) Storm receives some punishment. Lance Storm got eliminated by Stevie. (Elimination # 13) Back suplex on Spike, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Angle threw Spike Dudley over the top rope. (Elimination # 14) Dean Malenko walks into a stiff lariat clothesline from Regal. Vertical suplex by William Regal. Rob Van Dam hits some punches. RVD tried to get Kurt Angle over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Malenko snapmares William Regal. Flying knee to the face from Dean Malenko. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Malenko hits a quick kick on Regal. William Regal got bundled out by Malenko. (Elimination # 15) Angle receives some punishment. Bodyslam by Stevie. Stevie Richards hits some punches. Stevie went for the elimination, but Kurt Angle held on to the ropes. Rob Van Dam hits some punches. RVD tried to get Kurt Angle over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Stiff chop lights up Stevie. Stevie Richards got eliminated by RVD. (Elimination # 16) Rob Van Dam hits a rolling kick on Angle. Angle receives some punishment. Spear by Rob Van Dam. RVD went for the elimination, but Dean Malenko held on to the ropes. Face crusher from Malenko on Angle. Malenko tried to get Kurt Angle over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Lightning kick by Orton on Malenko. Orton went for the elimination, but Dean Malenko held on to the ropes. Back elbow connects, Orton staggers backward. Randy Orton got eliminated by RVD. (Elimination # 17) Gut buster, Malenko hits hard. Angle tried to eliminate Dean Malenko, who hung onto the top rope. RVD slams Dean Malenko. RVD went for the elimination, but Dean Malenko held on to the ropes. Kick from Dean Malenko to the leg. Malenko hits a dropkick on Kurt Angle. 'Hit' may be an exaggeration, as it barely touched. Standing leg lariat by Rob Van Dam on Malenko. Big backdrop on Malenko, executed well. Dean Malenko strikes Angle. Malenko tried to get Kurt Angle over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Vertical suplex by Kurt Angle. Angle tried to eliminate Rob Van Dam, who hung onto the top rope. RVD hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. RVD hits a dropkick on Dean Malenko. Dean Malenko strikes Angle. Malenko tried to eliminate Kurt Angle, who hung onto the top rope. Spear by Rob Van Dam. RVD tried to eliminate Dean Malenko, who hung onto the top rope. RVD hits a right hand. RVD went for the elimination, but Kurt Angle held on to the ropes. Dean Malenko uses a running dropkick into the corner. Malenko tried to eliminate Kurt Angle, who hung onto the top rope. Spear by Rob Van Dam. RVD tried to eliminate Dean Malenko, who hung onto the top rope. Malenko gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Angle. Angle tried to get Dean Malenko over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Back suplex on Malenko, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Angle tried to get Dean Malenko over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. RVD hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. RVD went for the elimination, but Dean Malenko held on to the ropes. Flying elbow from Rob Van Dam. RVD went for the elimination, but Kurt Angle held on to the ropes. Fallaway slam by Rob Van Dam. Stiff chop lights up Malenko. RVD gets caught with a short powerbomb from Angle. Rob Van Dam was eliminated by Angle. (Elimination # 18) Dean Malenko floors Kurt Angle. Kurt Angle gets locked in the Texas Cloverleaf! Kurt Angle goes limp! Kurt Angle got eliminated by Malenko. I don't rate battle royals. Edge and Christian vs Hardy Boyz : M.Hardy walks into a high dropkick from Edge. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? HBK-style splash from the top of the ladder! J.Hardy counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. J.Hardy hits a dropkick on Edge. Jeff Hardy scoops up Edge. M.Hardy bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Vicious lightning kick by M.Hardy on Christian. Matt Hardy with a whip into the ladder. Edge backdrops Jeff Hardy out of a piledriver attempt. M.Hardy takes a hurrancarana from Christian. Matt Hardy gets sent flying to the outside. Meanwhile, Jeff Hardy is climbing the ladder! Edge and Christian see it...and climb up as well! J.Hardy gets grabbed....double superplex off the ladder! Edge and Christian set the ladder back up, and climb up to claim up for the win! M.Hardy and J.Hardy remain in the ring. They are arguing about that defeat. Matt Hardy walks off without saying anything, much to the disgust of J.Hardy. I'm handing out a ***** rating for this match, it was excellent! Chris Jericho vs John Cena (For The SD United States Title) : Cena hits a right hand. Cena walks into a trip. Chris Jericho strikes Cena. John Cena charges, Jericho moves, and the referee is conveniently placed to get knocked out. Tiger suplex on Cena, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. John Cena comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big backdrop on Jericho, executed well. John Cena hits a bulldog off the ropes. There's a two count on the pin. Spear! Jericho is down and hurt. Pin, but Jericho is out just before the three count. Cena drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Super frankensteiner on Cena, who hit hard. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Cena powers out of a headlock. John Cena moves in for the kill. Fireman's Slam!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! John Cena offers a handshake to Jericho...and he accepts it! No! Chris Jericho levels Cena with a cheap shot right hand! Chris Jericho floors Cena. Chris Jericho signals - Lion Sault! John Cena has been floored after the match. Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so I’m knocking off half a star, so it gets a ***1\2 rating. Kane vs The Undertaker : Spear by Kane. The Undertaker comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. The Undertaker fires off some right and left hands. The Undertaker with a spinning neckbreaker on Kane. Bodyslam by Undertaker. Kane counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Spinebuster by Kane. Kane scores with a standing spinebuster. Big clothesline on Undertaker. Undertaker counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Running knee lift from The Undertaker. Flying clothesline by Undertaker. The Undertaker moves in for the kill. Choke Slam! 1....2....3. This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout. Hulk Hogan vs Steve Austin : Bodyslam by Hogan. Spear by Hulk Hogan. Hooks the leg for a two count. Steve Austin takes the advantage after a I-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Hogan receives some punishment. Fallaway slam by Steve Austin. Cover for a two count. Brutal powerbomb on Hogan. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Fallaway slam by Steve Austin. Hulk Hogan fights out of a grapple. Spinebuster by Hulk Hogan. There's a two count on the pin. Massive lariat, apparently Hogan has been watching The Best Of Stan Hansen again. Pin, but Stone Cold is out just before the three count. Hogan slams Steve Austin down. Hogan bodyslams Steve Austin. Stone Cold pushes out of a Hulk Hogan hold. Steve Austin with a spinning neckbreaker on Hogan. Brutal powerbomb on Hogan. Vince McMahon is at ringside! Hogan wastes valuable time by yelling at Vince! Steve Austin takes advantage of the distraction and nails Hogan from behind! Steve Austin moves in for the kill. Stone Cold Stunner!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Stone Cold and Vince put the boots to Hulk Hogan, stomping away on him. I'll give it a **1\2 rating. Chris Benoit vs Eddy Guerrero (For The SD Heavyweight Title) : Stiff high kick on Benoit by Eddy Guerrero who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Eddy hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. Eddy hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Hooks the leg for a two count. Eddy Guerrero hits a rolling kick on Benoit. Hooks the leg for a two count. Benoit counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Big forearm by Chris Benoit, ripping a page from the NOAH playbook. Hooks the leg for a two count. Eddy gets rocked with a brutal elbow to the jaw by Benoit. Eddy Guerrero takes the advantage after a mine-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Shining Wizard on Benoit, Eddy really laid that one in. Chris Benoit gets knocked to the ground by Eddy, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Through the air, Frog Splash! 1....2....3. Eddy Guerrero climbs each turnbuckle in turn, working the crowd as he celebrates his victory It gets a ***1\2 rating. The Rock vs Triple H (For The RAW Heavyweight Title) : Belly to belly suplex by HHH. Rock counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Stiff chop lights up HHH. The Rock misses a clothesline...and takes out the referee by mistake. Death valley driver by The Rock, Triple H got planted. Pinfall attempt, but the ref is conveniently laid out. Triple H elbows The Rock in the face to break a hammerlock. Triple H with a spinning neckbreaker on Rock. Nice piledriver on Rock. Hooks the leg for a two count. Triple H brings out a jumping powerbomb to nearly kill Rock. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. The Rock pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Spear by The Rock. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. HHH counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. The Rock gets taken over with a headlock. 1.2.3! His shoulders were down just for a second, and that was all Shawn Michaels needed to make a super fast count! Shawn Michaels has grabbed a chair from outside, and slides back into the ring. The Rock turns around, and gets floored with a brutal chair shot! Shawn Michaels has knocked The Rock out with a chair! *** rating for a good bout. Overall: ****1\4 WGTT/Tajiri-Ultimo/Hurricane-Evan **3\4 Dudleyz/Outlaws ***** E+C/Hardys ***1\2 Cena/Jericho ***1\4 UT/Kane **1\2 Hogan/Austin ***1\2 Benoit/Eddy *** HHH/Rock

WEEK 4 HeAT (RAW and SmackDown! Brands) Opening Credits A limo pulls up outside, and out steps Vince McMahon. He looks around, then heads for the locker rooms. Evan Karagias and The Hurricane vs Ultimo Dragon and Tajiri (Number One Contenders match): The Hurricane hits a rolling kick on Tajiri. Super frankensteiner on Tajiri, who hit hard. Cover for a two count. Tag to Evan Karagias. Karagias \ Hurricane whip Tajiri into the corner. Evan Karagias whips The Hurricane in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Second rope flying axe handle, Tajiri goes down. There's a two count on the pin. Stiff high kick on Tajiri by Evan Karagias who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Tajiri comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Springboard dropkick from Tajiri. Nicely done. Tajiri tags out to Ultimo Dragon. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Spinning bulldog in the corner, Karagias is down. Ultimo Dragon misses a clothesline. Karagias tags out to The Hurricane. Hurricane crushes Dragon with a sweet running senton. Slingshot senton by Hurricane, crushing the chest of Dragon. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Dragon walks into a high dropkick from The Hurricane. Dragon kicks The Hurricane in the gut to reverse the momentum. Super frankensteiner on Hurricane, who hit hard. World's Greatest Tag Team come running down the aisle with chairs! Hurricane goes to Irish whip Ultimo Dragon into the ropes. Shelton jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Ultimo Dragon reverses! Collision between Shelton, Hurricane, and the chair! The Hurricane falls to the canvas. Ultimo Dragon has The Hurricane down on the canvas. The Hurricane gets locked in the Dragon Sleeper! Submission victory! We have three sets of grapplers in the ring, as Karagias \ Hurricane, Dragon \ Tajiri and World's Greatest Tag Team look at each other. Before the inevitable brawl erupts, a host of referees hit the ring to keep them apart. Good **** rating. Vince McMahon is backstage, and announces that at Wrestlemania XX we will see Kane and The Undertaker fight one on one. Stacy Keibler vs Trish Stratus : Trish takes a weak kick. Uninspiring brawling from Stacy Keibler. Stacy Keibler strikes Trish Stratus. Trish counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Keebs is down. Keebs counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Stacy Keibler hits a sloppy bulldog off the ropes. Side suplex from Keebs. Shades of Dino Bravo there, although even Dino could execute it better than Keebs. Trish counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Kick from Trish Stratus to the leg. Keebs kicks Trish Stratus in the gut to reverse the momentum. Keebs hits a wheel kick on Trish. Trish Stratus can barely stand. Spinning Heel Kick!!! That shook the ring. Stacy Keibler pulls the clothes off Trish to leave her in her bra and panties for the win! Stacy Keibler is still in the ring celebrating. Trish Stratus pushes the referee away. Trish Stratus spins Keebs around. Trish Stratus hits the Stratusfaction! DUD, and a poor DUD at that. John Cena is backstage, when Eddy Guerrero comes over. He proposes that they form a tag team. John Cena accepts, and they walk off discussing their future plans as a team. The Rock is backstage. This should be good. He was out there to hype a match against Triple H. Glad to see they're putting effort into getting the fans interested in a fight between the two. Vince McMahon comes to the ring. He announces that for the World Title match at Wrestlemania XX, the special guest referee will be none other than Shawn Michaels! Out from the back comes HBK, wearing a referee shirt, who plays to the crowd from the entrance way. Canadian Chrises vs Eddy Guerrero and John Cena : Eddy gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Benoit. Benoit drives a thrust kick into the chest of Eddy. Cover for a two count. Benoit tags out to Chris Jericho. Canadian Chrises hook up Eddy, then hit a double suplex. Cover for a two count. Spin kick by Chris Jericho to the face. Jericho walks into a trip. Springboard reverse elbow by Eddy Guerrero. Excellent move. There's a two count on the pin. Tag to John Cena. Spear by John Cena. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Fallaway slam by John Cena. Chris Jericho fights out of a grapple. Cena takes a flying neckbreaker from Chris Jericho. Tag to Chris Benoit. Back suplex on Cena, which is a backdrop to you NOAH fans. Cena tags out to Eddy Guerrero. Eddy Guerrero takes a butterfly suplex from Benoit. Eddy Guerrero slams Benoit, who rolls onto his stomach. What is Chris Benoit doing? Eddy Guerrero picks him up and signals for a powerbomb. He raises Benoit up...but then falls backward, getting crushed by his opponent in the process! Chris Benoit is on top! 1....2....3! Looking at the replay, it appears that Benoit had taken a chain out of his tights and wrapped it around his fist! Eddy Guerrero must have been punched with that chain while in mid-powerbomb! What a cheap shot! I don't think the fight has finished. Canadian Chrises and Eddy \ Cena have begun brawling again! They wind up brawling all the way down the aisle and out of view. Almost a ***** match...but it was missing something, so it only gets a ****1\2. Overall: **** Tajiri-Ultimo/Evan/Hurricane DUD Trish/Stacey ****1/2 Chrises/Cena-Eddy WRESTLEMANIA XX is next!!

WEEK 3 SmackDown! Brand Opening Credits Edge vs Rob Van Dam : Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, Rob Van Dam uses a forearm to the face. RVD hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Big backdrop on Edge, executed well. Big clothesline on Edge. Edge counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. RVD takes a flying neckbreaker from Edge. Massive backbreaker, RVD got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rob Van Dam pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Rob Van Dam hits a bulldog off the ropes. Hooks the leg for a two count. Spear! Edge is down and hurt. Pin, but Edge is out just before the three count. Rob Van Dam misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. Edge strikes RVD. RVD kicks Edge in the gut to reverse the momentum. Flying shoulder tackle by RVD sends Edge to the mat. Christian comes running down the aisle with a chair! Edge goes to Irish whip Rob Van Dam into the ropes. Christian jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Rob Van Dam reverses! Collision between Christian, Edge, and the chair! Edge staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Edge and Christian put the boots to Rob Van Dam, stomping away on him. I'm slapping a ****1\4 rating on this. John Cena is backstage. He talked trash about Chris Jericho, continuing their feud. World's Greatest Tag Team vs Evan Karagias and The Hurricane vs Tajiri and Ultimo Dragon : Hurricane hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Tag to Ultimo Dragon. Flying elbow from Ultimo Dragon. There's a two count on the pin. Charlie Haas elbows Ultimo Dragon in the face to break a hammerlock. Tag to Shelton Benjamin. Shelton Benjamin scoops up Dragon. Haas bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Dragon tags out to Tajiri. Tajiri hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Lightning kick by Tajiri on Shelton. Tag between Shelton Benjamin and Evan Karagias. Tajiri hits a rolling kick on Karagias. Karagias backdrops Tajiri out of a piledriver attempt. DDT from the top rope by Evan Karagias. That looked brutal. Pin, three count, it's over. Evan Karagias pins Tajiri. Lightning kick by Shelton on Karagias. Back heel kick off the second rope, Karagias goes down. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Tag to Charlie Haas. World's Greatest Tag Team whip Karagias into the corner. Charlie Haas whips Shelton Benjamin in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Hooks the leg for a two count. Karagias ducks a wild right hand. Karagias tags out to The Hurricane. Shining Wizard on Haas, Hurricane really laid that one in. Hurricane crushes Haas with a sweet running senton. Tag between The Hurricane and Evan Karagias. Charlie Haas gets knocked to the ground by Karagias, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Flying Press!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. Great match, a ****1\4 rating I think. Hardy Boyz are in the ring. Edge and Christian come out onto the sound stage, and issue a challenge for a match at Wrestlemania XX. Hardy Boyz accept, and the two teams trade insults for a while before leaving. Chris Jericho is standing in the set for his personal interview segment. He announces that tonight's guest is John Cena, who comes out from the back. They try to do a straight interview, but the constant taunts from Jericho soon annoy Cena, and he turns to leave...only to get attacked from behind with a metal bar that was part of the set! Chris Jericho leaves his guest down and hurt on the floor. Kurt Angle vs Taz : Tiger bomb by Kurt Angle, executed perfectly. Burning Hammer Drop from Kurt Angle, executed with perfect brutally. Wicked Tiger Suplex by Kurt Angle on Taz. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Taz tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Hooks the leg for a two count. Taz ducks a wild right hand. Angle tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Angle walks into a jawbreaker. Angle pushes out of a Taz hold. Gutwrench into a stomach breaker, Taz may be winded. Angle knocks Taz to the ground. Here it comes...Angle Lock! Taz taps! Kurt Angle remains in the ring, celebrating the victory. It gets a ***1\2 rating. Paul Heyman is backstage with his client Brock Lesnar. Heyman says that he has a plan, and begins to explain what it is. The scene fades out before he reveals what the plan actually is. William Regal is backstage. He was out there to tell Rico that he was going to discombobulate him. Hey, that's my line! Rico vs William Regal : Rico hits a rolling kick on Regal. Spinebuster by Rico. There's a two count on the pin. William Regal reverses a hip toss. Rico gets caught with a belly to belly suplex from Regal. Big dropkick by William Regal, who got good elevation. Hooks the leg for a two count. Emerald Fusion by William Regal on Rico. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Rico takes a butterfly suplex from Regal. Rico fights out of a grapple. Flying reverse elbow by Rico. Hooks the leg for a two count. Rico scores with a big spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Rico with a spinning neckbreaker on Regal. Rico fires off some right and left hands. William Regal elbows Rico in the face to break a hammerlock. Vertical suplex by William Regal. Burning Hammer Drop from William Regal, executed with perfect brutally. We have our mandatory ref bump, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Rico floors Regal, then signals for the Spinning Leg Lariat. Meanwhile, William Regal has something in his hands. Rico comes over...and gets nailed with a set of brass knuckles! The referee wakes up to see the pinfall: 1....2....3! It's over. This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout. Brock Lesnar and Eddy Guerrero are in the ring waiting to start their match. Out from the back come all the members of Canadian Mafia, who invade the ring. They attack both wrestlers, leaving them both down and out in the ring. Canadian Mafia leave via the crowd, having ended the match before it even began. Brock Lesnar vs Eddy Guerrero : Kick from Eddy Guerrero to the leg. Eddy Guerrero strikes Lesnar. Hard back suplex on Lesnar. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Eddy hits a dropkick on Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar reverses a hip toss. Brock Lesnar with a spinning neckbreaker on Eddy. Nice piledriver on Eddy. There's a two count on the pin. Eddy pushes out of a Brock Lesnar hold. Beautiful spinning arm drag out of the corner by Eddy. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tiger suplex on Lesnar, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Lesnar ducks a wild right hand. Brock Lesnar fires off some right and left hands. Eddy reverses a Brock Lesnar hammerlock. Driven DDT by Eddy Guerrero. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Chris Benoit comes running down the aisle with a chair! Lesnar goes to Irish whip Eddy Guerrero into the ropes. Benoit jumps onto the apron with the chair...but Eddy Guerrero reverses! Collision between Benoit, Lesnar, and the chair! Brock Lesnar staggers back into a roll up! 1...2...3! It's over! Eddy Guerrero slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Lesnar or Chris Benoit to get some payback. *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special. Overall: ****1\4 Edge/RVD ****1\4 WGTT/Tajiri-Ultimo/Hurricane-Evan ***1\2 Angle/Taz ***1\4 Rico/Regal *** Brock/Eddy

WEEK 3 RAW Brand Opening Credits A limo pulls up outside, and out steps The Rock. He looks around, and then heads for the locker rooms. Stephanie McMahon is backstage with Triple H. She put HHH over, talking about how great he is. Dudley Boyz vs Rikishi Fatu and Scotty 2 Hotty: Fallaway slam by Bubba Ray Dudley. Spear! Scotty is down and hurt. Dudley Boyz whip Rikishi into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Bubba Ray Dudley pulls Scotty onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Rikishi Fatu powers out of a D-Von Dudley headlock. Scotty uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Scotty 2 Hotty goes to slam Bubba through a table, but he manages to escape. Death valley driver by Rikishi Fatu, D-Von Dudley got planted. New Age Outlaws come running down the aisle with chairs! Scotty whips Bubba Ray Dudley into the ropes. Dogg jumps onto the apron with the chair! Collision between Dogg, Bubba, and the chair! Bubba Ray Dudley falls to the canvas. Scotty knocks Bubba Ray Dudley to the ground. Worm! Boom! Scotty throws Bubba Ray Dudley onto the table, climbs to the top - and then uses a moonsault to smash the table and win the bout. New Age Outlaws aren't satisfied! They decide to continue the assault on Dudley Boyz, stomping them into the mat until referees pull them away! *** rating for a good bout. Vince McMahon is backstage, and announces that at Wrestlemania we will see Dudley Boyz and New Age Outlaws fight in a tag team match. Trish Stratus is backstage, when Al Snow comes over. He asks her out on a date, but she just laughs and walks off. Al Snow vs Dean Malenko: Badly executed second rope splash by Malenko. Flying knee to the face from Dean Malenko. Is it Mutoh Appreciation Night? Dean Malenko with an enziguri. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Flying elbow from Dean Malenko, barely hitting the target. Hooks the leg for a two count. Al Snow avoids a Dean Malenko avalanche. Flying shoulder tackle by Snow sends Malenko to the mat. Al Snow hits a bulldog off the ropes. Malenko ducks a wild right hand. Back heel kick from Malenko on Snow. Trish Stratus is at ringside! Snow wastes valuable time by yelling at Trish! Dean Malenko takes advantage of the distraction and nails Snow from behind! Malenko knocks Al Snow to the ground. Al Snow gets locked in the Texas Cloverleaf! Submission victory! Dean Malenko, having taken the victory thanks to the outside interference of Trish Stratus, goes over and shakes hands with her, showing that their plan was a success. I'm knocking off half a star for some blown spots, so that's a ***1\2 rating. We see The Undertaker arriving backstage. Spike Dudley vs Tommy Dreamer: Dreamer hits a right hand. Framed signed photo of Charisma Carpenter to the head floors Spike. Running knee lift from Tommy Dreamer. Tommy Dreamer with a spinning neckbreaker on Spike. Spike backdrops Tommy Dreamer out of a piledriver attempt. Spike Dudley smashes a Playstation console over the head of Dreamer. Full nelson slam on Dreamer. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tommy Dreamer reverses a hip toss. Powerful Spear by Tommy Dreamer. Cover for a two count. Flying spear out of the corner! Spike nearly got snapped in two. Pin, but Spike is out just before the three count. Spike Dudley fights out of a grapple. Dreamer gets slammed. Spike only gets knees on a splash. Dreamer slams Spike Dudley down. Tommy Dreamer moves in for the kill. Powerbomb! 1....2....3. Spike Dudley extends his hand to Dreamer...and it is accepted! They shake! This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout. Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin are in the ring on opposite sides of a table, about to sign a contract to face each other in an upcoming match. Hulk Hogan signs it. Stone Cold also signs it, but is immediately attacked by Hogan, who drives the table into his ribs. Steve Austin gets knocked to the ground by Hogan. Big Legdrop!!! Hulk Hogan walks off, having won this battle. The Undertaker vs The Rock: Undertaker gets slammed onto a trash can, squashing it. Undertaker walks into a spike slam. Cover for a two count. Undertaker ducks a wild right hand. Undertaker slams The Rock. Fallaway slam by The Undertaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Undertaker throws Rock into a shopping trolley. Pin: 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Rude Awakening on The Rock by Undertaker. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. The Undertaker uses a headbutt on the outside. Hooks the leg for a two count. Hard forearm on the outside by The Undertaker. They wind up back in the squared circle. The Rock ducks a clothesline attempt. Big piledriver on Undertaker. There's a two count on the pin. The Rock scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Bodyslam by Rock. Rock slams The Undertaker onto the table. Undertaker counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Back elbow connects, Rock staggers backward. Undertaker pulls a jumping piledriver out! Triple H comes running down the aisle with a chair! Undertaker and The Rock continue fighting, unaware of the intrusion. Triple H slides in and blasts The Rock with a chair to the head! HHH climbs out of the ring, the damage done! The Rock can barely stand. Last Ride! 1....2....3. Undertaker and HHH are putting the boots to The Rock! Kane comes running down the aisle with a chair! He slides in, sending Undertaker \ HHH running for cover. Kane saved Rock from a major beating. I'm slapping a ****1\4 rating on this. Overall: *** Rikishi-Scotty/Dudleyz ***1\2 Malenko/Snow ***1\4 Spike/Dreamer ****1\4 Rock/UT

WEEK 3 HeAT (RAW and SmackDown! Brands) Opening Credits Vince McMahon is backstage, and announces that tonight we will see Dudley Boyz and New Age Outlaws fight in a tag team match. Christian vs Eddy Guerrero: Eddy Guerrero strikes Christian. Eddy Guerrero scores with a back heel kick on Christian. Second rope flying axe handle, Christian goes down. Eddy Guerrero hits a rolling kick on Christian. Eddy Guerrero misses a clothesline. Hard back suplex on Eddy. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Eddy takes a hurrancarana from Christian. There's a two count on the pin. Eddy Guerrero reverses a hip toss. Super frankensteiner on Christian, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. Tiger suplex on Christian, right from out of the Misawa playbook. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Christian blocks the suplex attempt. Stiff high kick on Eddy by Christian who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Christian walks into a trip. Eddy uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Chris Benoit runs down the aisle and into the ring, carrying a chair! Eddy turns...and gets floored with a chair to the head! The referee has no choice but to call for the bell! Disqualification! Christian and Benoit tie Eddy Guerrero up in the ropes, and then starts punching away at him until referees run down and break it up. I'm knocking off half a star for some blown spots, so that's a ***1\2 rating. Vince McMahon is backstage, and announces that at Wrestlemania we will see Chris Benoit and Eddy Guerrero fight one on one. Lance Storm is standing backstage, when Sunny appears behind him. She comes on to him, rubbing her hand on his chest. Dawn Marie suddenly comes over and grabs her by the hair, dragging her away and throwing her out of the room, before slamming the door on her. Dudley Boyz vs New Age Outlaws: Dogg takes a headbutt from Bubba Ray Dudley. Big clothesline on Billy. Bubba Ray Dudley pulls Dogg onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Billy Gunn pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Running knee lift from Billy Gunn. New Age Outlaws hook up Bubba, and then hit a double suplex. D-Von walks into a spike slam. Road Dogg goes to slam D-Von through a table, but he manages to escape. Bubba counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Dogg walks into a spike slam. Bubba climbs onto the table with Billy Gunn and scores with a piledriver to destroy the table and get the victory. New Age Outlaws don't look like any means...and they finish them rush forward to attack Dudley Boyz, and send them to the outside. Threats are exchanged as the chaos ends. Almost wandered into *** match territory, but there was too much that dragged it down so it only gets a **3\4 rating. The Rock is in the ring. The Undertaker comes out, and challenges him to a match at the next show. The challenge is accepted. Steve Austin is backstage. I'm actually looking forward to this. He was on hype duty tonight, this time for a match with Hulk Hogan. Canadian Mafia vs John Cena, Kurt Angle, and The Big Show: Chris Jericho strikes Cena. Jericho hits a dropkick on John Cena. Tag to Lance Storm. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Storm crushes Cena with a big legdrop. There's a two count on the pin. Tag between Lance Storm and Edge. Lance Storm scoops up Cena. Edge bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Edge slams John Cena down. Cena backdrops Edge out of a piledriver attempt. Big backdrop on Edge, executed well. Cena tags out to Kurt Angle. Edge tastes a high angle back suplex. It probably tasted like chicken. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Angle really drove that one down. Pin: 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Angle drives a thrust kick into the chest of Edge. Tag between Kurt Angle and The Big Show. Show bodyslams Edge. The Big Show with a spinning neckbreaker on Edge. Edge counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jawbreaker. Edge tags out to Chris Jericho. Jericho uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Tag between The Big Show and John Cena. John Cena fires off some right and left hands. Chris Jericho fights out of a grapple. John Cena slugs Chris Jericho, sending him down into the corner. While Cena fires up the crowd, Jericho is removing the turnbuckle pad! John Cena comes over...but Jericho grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot John Cena face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Chris Jericho rolls up the stunned John Cena: 1.... 2... 3! How did the referee not see that? I'll give this a ***1\4 rating. Overall: ***1\2 Eddy/Christian **3\4 Outlaws/Dudleys ***1\4 Canadians/Cena-Angle-Show

I recently bought a new webcam, but only had two USB ports on the back of my computer (HP-pcs and my optical mouse) so I bought a 4-port USB port to connect my webcam to. One problem, it doesnt work. Its only a cheap one I bought at Wal-Mart this afternoon, for like $20. So it just might not work. But it seems kinda odd. I mean, I hooked it up right, the light came on. I plugged a cable into it, but no go. It just doesnt work. Anyone have any ideas before I try and return this thing? Here's a link to what I'm talking about here.

Pics?

FrigidSoul - Don't even notice him half the time, so it doesnt matter. BBCW - Don't find him that annoying, although sometimes he has his moments. Drury - One of the worst posters here.

What did the carpet say to the floor? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Don't move -- I've got you covered!

I havent checked out UFC in ages. I'll probably give this a glance.

*Bif unlocks the door and turns on the lights*

Ever wonder what I look like? Yes! Maybe? Maybe not? Hell no, who cares? Regardless, my pic in in my avatar as of this post. Bif

*Drury walks in* "Thanks".

Yeah, it was. Odd at the time, and more so looking back on it. Anyways, it kinda looked like this:

*looks for the threads Medical Alert Braclet*

Elbow Macaroni, Paste, Pipe Cleaners and Sparkles?

*grabs TMM's stash and rolls one up while bangin' his Momma*

Mmmmm... Its almost like fruity~!

Nope. As I said and showed you, it looks super cheap. All it had was the hub, a USB cord and thats it. No disc, no thing. I assumed I just plug it in, and plug whatever to it for it to work. But nope.

Man, I had KFC earlier this evening, now I'm absolutely parched. *drinks a 2LT of Coke*

I can just imagine sticking my face in there, its awesome.

No, but your avatar is fucking GREAT.

Fuck, I'm bored. Anyone wanna start a EWR game with me?