BifEverchad

gotta go with, Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake! OLD SCHOOL baby!

I have no complaints about this game. It sounds AMAZING.

After last week, I realized that we have Canadian SmackDown! viewers and American SmackDown! viewers, both countries watching SmackDown! at different times. In Canada, SD! comes on an hour earlier via TheScore sports network, while the Americans see it on the original network, UPN. So after much thought, decided to start a separate thread for us Canadian viewers, so not to SPOIL any of the show for the viewers in the US. So if there's any problems, or questions, feel free to PM me, and we'll discuss. NOTE: this thread is for Canadian SD! viewers ONLY. Not to cause any discrimination, but its simply just to separate the two viewing audiences, without SPOILING the show for the Americans, who get to see it a little later. PREVIEW (WWE.COM) Excuse the Big Show if he has even more of a chip on his shoulder for SmackDown! tonight. After all, a week ago he suffered two losses – an in-ring loss to Orlando Jordan by count out and he also lost his lunch thanks to Eddie Guerrero spiking Show’s burritos with his own blend of “special sauce.” Will the Big Show seek revenge on Jordan? Will he have his sight set on Guerrero? Or, will he try to take them both out this week? Only one way to find out … check out SmackDown! tonight 7pm EST on TheScore! Also in action on SmackDown! will be Tajiri, who takes on Ultimo Dragon. Also, the Undertaker will face Chuck Palumbo. In addition, SmackDown! will feature a Battle Rap between Kurt Angle and John Cena, and Zach Gowen will make his return after injuries suffered at the hands of Brock Lesnar. With No Mercy less than two weeks away, expect the unexpected tonight on SmackDown!, 7pmEST on TheScore!

you are the ONLY one. the ending was THE worst ending to a show, ever.

I know man, its super hard to resist. October 28th cant come quick enough.

Good review, Horid show.

Ring Rust Click on 'listen to CHMR on winamp', and listen to Newfoundland's version of a wrestling radio show. I'll reply with some thoughts later. I just wanna expose this to someone else here, and hear their thoughts. And by the way, its NOT ME. LISTEN now. Bif

Best movie I've seen this year. Ultra-violent script, with outstanding acting. Uma shines like never before. I fucking love Tarrentino movies.

where's IBM with the wrestler of the day, HBK?

The first ever, One and Only SmackDown! CANADIAN EDITION Thread goes......... SIX PAGES! For shame. Although, there are some fine excuses, and examples of why this experiment somewhat failed: 1) Canada is infamous for hockey. Hockey Night in Canada debuted tonight as we rolled into the second night of the season with a Montreal/Ottwaw game on CBC. 2) The ALCS game between the Yankees and the BoSox was on as well. 3) Tonight's epsiode of SmackDown! was God awful this week. One of the worst shows in recent memory. Bad match after bad match. Bad segment after bad segment. Overall, bad. 4) BifEverchad, the founder of the One and Only SD! Canadian Edition Thread, was absent. Moments after I posted this very topic, I recieved a call from a friend who had sneek preview passes for the new Tarrentino film, "Kill Bill". So of course, I went. Awesome flick by the way, I highly reccommend it. So, sorry I bailed on my own experiment. I vow to return next week, so let's pray for a better show.

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BY The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER A colleague who poos at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom. THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of an Out Of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HAVENS. SAFE HAVENS A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO-COUGH A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace. WATERMELON A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELET A case of diarrhea that creates series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using Camo-Cough with an Astaire. UNCLE TED A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendee. The End

Thus, concluding my theory that Scott Keith is a monkey.

That sounds horrible Naitch..

I'm pushin SOH to the moon when I get this game! Sue me, I like his look, and I think he'd be good.........in a video game.

Thus explaining why all my Ultimate Submission matches suck ass.

I thought Ultimate Submissions can only go 10 minutes?

Rhyno CAN work. He's better than 50% of the roster. Vince is a fucktard. Simple.

Ah damn, now whats Steiner gonna do? Just stand there and look like a jackass? Ah, the more things change, the more.. nevermind.

Man, the WWE is sad.

Silly niko, we ALL know the Survivor Series Main Event will be: VINCE MCMAHON vs THE UNDERTAKER Buried Alive Match

Yeah, well either way I think we're all DYING for this game to come out. Be it on the 28th or the 30th... hey Doc, did you watch that lastest video that IBM posted? It's pretty sweet, and got me more hyped than before.

Does he actually find out though? Or do they tell him when he 'wins' at the end?

Survivor Series 2002, hands down. The Summerslam match was too short, while the first one went on longer and had a better flow to it. Besides, sequels usually are disappointing.

So, whats the totals thus far?

why the hell would they release a 'shipping' date? and whats the difference between certain games having release dates and 'shipping' dates? weird..