This is funny. I have to wonder if it's sarcasm, though, because a lot of it is so lame and paper-thin, there's no way anyone would press the arguement.
But, for the hell of it...
It's called Letterboxing, idiot. AKA - WIDESCREEN...
Oh no. Stop the press. A fantasy movie actually has elements of... fantasy in it!!
The pillows are getting stabbed. The hobbits are in another inn. Did this guy even watch the movie?
It goes on and on. I hope I'm reading too much into this.