Giuseppe Zangara

I'm a fan of that particular beverage.

Girls are horrible. And awesome. Quite a dichotomy.

"Only" is stuck in my head right now. I haven't listened to this song in like seven, eight years. Man.

A former girlfriend of mine is slowly encroaching on my current social circle. What gives her the right?

I'm very sensitive.

Fuck you.

I loved this when it came out; I'd probably still get a nostalgia kick out of it if I heard it now. And Belladonna? Fuck that poodle-haired dipshit. Stomp 442 was ass, though.

We'd all be better off if no one ever invited their real life friends to the board, ever.

This is mindblowingly retarded. I still want to have sex with you, though, so it's okay. Moxie. Has anyone else had this shit? It's a good emetic, if nothing else.

Today, outside, the high was like 130 degrees. Hello.

I was just pulling your leg.

No subliminal_animal run-ins this time. I will answer every question in this thread until I tire of it or people stop asking. EDIT: This thread ceases to be about asking me questions on page seven, so you might not want to bother.

Wow. In the 15-and-a-half-months since I posted this, I've since gone gaga over the following American breweries: Avery, the Shipyard and Dogfish Head. I'd actually had Avery and Shipyard beers before I made the original post (Sea Dog is a Shipyard-offshoot, for instance), but fancy beer distribution in Jacksonville didn't blossom until within the last couple of years. Also, I've since had a number of Sam Adams' specialty brews—an example: their black lager and chocolate bock are fucking quality—so my opinion on them has risen considerably. Oh, and I've grown to like Flying Dog, too. I still like Sierra Nevada a bunch, but I've since learned there's so many awesome American breweries.

Banders couldn't exist now. The people here have become too self-aware. Still, I'll always have my memories:

lovecraft knows the score:

The dB's - Big Brown Eyes

Oh god, those poll options—particularly Agent's and Banders' own—still crack me up.

Has a ridiculously large closet. You guys are welcome to visit and sleep in it, if you want.

An eight page abortion, this thread. I regret ever posting in it.

The prospect of being completely underwater terrifies me. As for the bike, I never felt like learning. Sometimes, I get an itch to finally ride one, but it passes before I do anything about it.

I feel the same way whenever I have sex with a really beautiful woman. Which is often, wildpegasus.

I never learned to swim. Can't ride a bike, either.

Anyone mentioning Kelly Clarkson in this thread allows me to safely ignore their opinions on anything at all in the future.

Within the last decade is a fair estimate.