Giuseppe Zangara

This one time our varsity qb was feeling generous so he let all of us on the starting line run a train on his girlfriend. We were never closer as a team than we were after that.

I have roughly a hundred different beer bottles in my beer bottle collection.

Atheists are agnostics who aren't wishy-washy pussies. Back in high school, my geometry teacher would start ranting about the Japanese taking over our country whenever some of us wouldn't stand for the pledge.

Hurricane season is the only time I'm glad I live in Jacksonville.

Every day is godthedog's birthday.

The first thread I ever made for him: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...opic=63551&st=0

Her expression in that picture aside, she still doesn't look enough like a horse-faced skank to even remotely resemble one of your exes.

Over 20 since Friday. As such, I'm cutting back so I don't get so fat.

I drank way too much beer this weekend. I feel so bloated and disgusting.

Good idea, you fucking gutless pussy.

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Now I'm listening to the bonus EP. Boy, they sure like reserving all their masturbatory noodling for these things, huh? However, the fast version of "Major Label Debut" is as good as stated a few posts above.

I've listened to this twice now; the only real fault is that there's just too much going on here. Which is a shame, because these are a bunch of good songs, but all the ephemera surrounding them distract what's at its core.

He got out of that for reasons I cannot recall right now (outside the obvious of it just being a really fucking bad idea). I still see him on AIM fairly often, though we haven't talked in over a year, it seems.

I was just talking to Agent. He did in fact call you and wanted me to know that you sound like a knob.

I've been posting here for over three years. Incredible. Remember Kinetic? He was once a fairly major player here; he's moved on with his life. What does that say about me? I think it says I'm better than him. I've little reasoning with which to back that up, but I'll stand behind it, anyway.

I was the one guy who voted for LooseCannon.

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Oh, you guys.

I finally got Stephen Malkmus' Face the Truth today, since we're talking some indie rock here. Don't know what took me so long. Quality stuff.

Hey, midway through my first listen and I like it. I understand the overkill criticism, though.

Drive Like Jehu - Luau Just the "aloha, suit up!" part. EDIT: Ha, my first ever unintentional multiple posting.

Drive Like Jehu - Luau Just the "aloha, suit up!" part.

Drive Like Jehu - Luau Just the "aloha, suit up!" part.

Don't tell me it wasn't more than a little sexy whenever Portman donned her safety helmet.