Giuseppe Zangara

Also, rare is the day I can, to completion, masturbate to pictures. If it's neither video nor my imagination, I might as well not jack off at all.

Whiskers is my only regret from my time on this board. That it was so popular makes it hurt even more.

Speaking of Stars of the Lid, one-half of that act makes up the Dead Texan. The Dead Texan has an album of the same name, an album that is a bit more song-oriented (but not really) than SOTL's stuff, and might be a bit more accessible to those who have an interest in ambient-type music. Oh, the Dead Texan cd comes with a DVD of visuals to accompany the tracks. I've only skimmed the videos, but it seems a little too faggy for my liking. Not the good kind of faggy, either.

Come On Die Young is Mogwai's best album, though the consensus has it being their weakest. It's also an album that, unlike every other Mogwai release, demands you listen to it from start to finish—each of its 67 minutes—for maximum enjoyment. I should mention I like the way this album builds. The first half is all mellow and nocturnal, before launching into "Ex-cowboy"—which very subtly introduces white noise into the mix—seguing into "Chocky"—which continues the trend, albeit in a less discreet fashion—concluding with the totally awesome "Christmas Steps"—which starts in the same leisurely fashion of the songs from early in the record prior to launching into some fucking killer metal riffing. Overall, the album requires great patience on behalf of the listener, but I think it is worth it.

Haven't heard them. Looking for them on soulseek, though I don't think I'll have any luck.

Fat people are society's greatest threat.

I was gonna make a thread like this. Good job, Ill.

I started a thread about it some time ago, but "Lazy Line Painter Jane" is still the best Belle and Sebastian song, easily. I mean, fuck.

Its cover is suitably horrible. w/r/t Amos, she has one song I like—"Cornflake Girl." When she isn't steeped miserably in womynhood, she's far too precious for me to stomach.

Meatwad waits only for the most obvious set-ups.

When will the cocaine kill Modern Man's Hustle.

Your name is a Simpsons reference. You wanna hold hands?

I've never had absinthe, though I'm willing to give it a shot. Let's talk about the green fairy in this thread.

Wait, is alcohol a controlled substance.

I don't know where to start. You shouldn't, as you'd only embarass yourself further.

Modern Man's Hustle has a better grasp on grammar and spelling than Banky.

Kinetic gave up posting for good after I owned him several times over in the music folder.

spiny norman, I like your custom title.

He has a picture of himself with this gigantic jewfro and a pink hoodie. It's crazy.

We're myspace buddies, now, Edward and I.

I told him as much.

I can't think of a more meaningless accolade. That you're honored must mean you really are terrible.

evenflowDDT asked me if he should post here again. I hadn't talked to him in months and that's the first thing he says to me.

FrigidSoul makes a few good posts and thinks he's hot shit because of it.