Giuseppe Zangara

When someone's proud of their mp3 collection. Way to download, dude! You can make an argument that any sort of collector mentality is asinine, but at least somone with a huge record collection has something tangible.

IDRM knows "Incy" makes me want to punch him in the face.

Jingus, I recall you having fairly noticable southern inflection in your voice.

I wouldn't say it was deep, but you're right about the lack of accent. Amazing, considering.

I'm guessing hermaphrodite. I've never met this guy, but I've seen pictures. Looks manly enough.

Alcohol slows your body's reaction to most stimuli, including sex.

I'm still wondering why she wasn't able to find his penis. Maybe he had both a microwang and whiskey dick.

Oh, is Ashley Popick's woman?

Man, Ashley's a hottie.

During the time I would normally reserve for boarding, I've been going to this site, which has been providing the lols.

This is the only thread in this folder within the last couple of days in which I feel like posting.

How are you supposed to OD without coke.

Last night, an ex of mine was telling me about this dude she drunkenly fooled around with a couple of months back. Apparently, she couldn't find his penis, even after several minutes of intoxicated groping. She said it was one of the scariest experiences of her life.

See, this is why I don't read posts.

The Dirtbombs - Dangerous Magical Noise Intense and frantic rock music—emphasis on "rock" important—from the best band to come out of Detroit since the Stooges. Straight out of the garage, sure, but these guys are well-versed in all things punk (from glam to post) and soul (70s, specifically). Also worth checking out is their all covers album, Ultraglide in Black, which manages to transcend that mundane moniker and turn up as a fantastic album, period. American Music Club - Love Songs for Patriots Not as political as its title would imply, this collection of elegiac tunes blends folk and molasses-like noisey soundscapes into a stew not unlike later-period Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds (think anything they've done since the dawn of this century; as such—let's be honest here—this is better than later period Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds). Mark Eitzel's lyrics are top notch, too—refer to "Patriot's Heart" and "Myopic Books" for proof. The Wedding Present - Watusi Extremely catchy, fuzzy and occasionally loud music from this band of Brits. It's difficult to describe this band without appearing to sell them short ("dur, they're indie rock with songs about love and heartbreak"), but David Gedge and company simply do it so well. Though this is their album I've been listening to most, lately, you'd be better off starting with Seamonsters or Bizarro.

I never thought of putting the two side-by-side, but man, they're both fucking cool.