Giuseppe Zangara

Dude's voice sounds older than all of us, so no matter.

Okay, so I now know Agent has the voice of a man roughly a quarter-century his senior.

So, in return, I sounded impossibly cheery in the message I left for him.

Agent of Oblivion's voice mail message is very cold and impersonal.

Instant credibility for Reel Big Fish and the Get-Up Kids! Hey, hey, I wasn't saying Papa Roach was good.

Agent didn't call me last night.

Last night, I was cockblocked by a friend of mine. Goddamnit.

Kinetic once said that Will Oldham was a Leonard Cohen ripoff, which is dumb and ignorant and suggests that he shouldn't have any opinions about music ever, regardless of time period.

Kinetic posted in sports threads, but then he was one of those assholes who think good music ceased to be after 1988, so fuck him.

But I'm gonna meet him on Sunday! What's the first thing I should say to him?

Except for Papa Roach—who at least had the good sense to do a Pixies cover—The Coat was right; none of those bands were average, they were all outright fucking awful.

There were some awesome posts in that whole Gang Wars fiasco—including those by myself, spiny norman and others—but it was mostly a waste. Many of the people here are absolutely useless when it comes to flaming.

Hey, I went out and had fun tonight.

I can't comment on the first three, but Marney R.I.P. was, like many good threads, allowed to continue well past its expiration date.

I initially read this backwards and I was worried.

Let this be the official planning/hype thread if so. Will Kotzenjunge be joining you.

To claim otherwise would be pure folly.

I JUST PM'ED HIM MY PHONE NUMBER AND ADDRESS. STAY TUNED FOR SEXY RESULTS!!!!!!

A strip club might not be a bad idea, hey.

Agent, I'm probably just gonna take you to a bar. I know you aren't a drinker, really, so maybe you can smoke a lot while you watch me get drunk.

Think about why this thread was started.

No rehab for me, either, as I can handle my booze!

Agent likes guns because it feels like a penis in his hand. I'm going to tell him this when I meet him.

Getting hammered or laid. Preferably a combination of the two.

Happy birthday, KingofOldSchool. This guy's posts usually slide under the radar, but I always thought he's alright.