Giuseppe Zangara

Coat's on myspace. That site's so awful.

I bet that picture was taken just days before some rapscallion that wasn't Scott and probably not born in the U.S. murdered dear, sweet Laci.

Do you really think that man could murder anyone, much less her?

Whatta hipster.

I'll personally hire Scott to kill Affleck if that happens.

Now I'm off to riot at a suburban mall. It is the only way I feel I can adequately express my outrage at the mockery of justice that this day has brought.

Laci was a hottie, even when pregnant. Who could murder such a babe?

I haven't dismissed the notion that this is some elaborate prank concocted to torture me. The dad's-a-mayor thing is a non-factor; it's everything else.

According to her livejournal, her father was recently elected mayor of "her hometown." Wow.

I ended up listening to the Wedding Present's Bizarro instead of Fugazi. Now the post two above looks foolish.

Orange Juice - Rip It Up Galaxie 500 - This is Our Music Fugazi - In On the Kill Taker

I now know I never knew what a "dream woman" was until now.

Did I mention she has red hair? DID I MENTION SHE HAS RED HAIR?

On okcupid (yeah, it's gay hipster shit, shut up), this hot girl who likes many of the things I like messaged me, but she lives 250 miles away. What really bothers me about this is that she's half-naked in all her photos. Plus, thanks to her livejournal, I discover that it's really her in those photos. OH GOD WHY CAN'T I MEET JUST ONE HOT AND SLUTTY INTELLECTUAL.

Bertil, at one point, required I look up Belgium's stance on the Nazis during WWII. Gimmicking can be a learning experience.

He might as well be, what with his last couple of albums, lolz

I'm proud of my work as Bertil Olsson and regret I never gave him a chance to shine (at least Schwimmer got a nice-sized thread). Also, successfully imitating ESL is very difficult.

I like "Honey Pie," but your denigration of it doesn't upset me like the time goodhelmet said "Good Night" was the nadir of the Beatles' entire career or some such nonsense.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showuser=5286 First and only gimmick I've done since spring '03.

What are you people talking about. About half of Sgt. Pepper's is worse than anything on the White Album.

Sometimes I think "Rocky Racoon" is the worst song on the the White Album; sometimes I like it.

No, don't. No more.

I have no idea what the Crack of Doom is, but I guess it rocks.

I remember a Patrick Spoon that didn't smoke.

Such insolence. I'd beat her if she were my daughter.