Giuseppe Zangara

You only bring up Whiskers to piss me off. David Schwimmer was my finest hour.

I haven't seen everything that character has said, but, of what I have, every post has actually been bad. So the gimmick's been a success, sorta. If you don't have the stones to take some jibes from a faceless internet nerd, maybe there's some Wiggles or Dora the Explorer forum you can busy yourself at.

Davy Mcwavydavy/Marshall (Guy Stokes' creator) was a dork, but respect is given where respect is due.

Every (currently inactive) gimmick I've ever enjoyed (not including my own): Metal Ed Guy Stokes ABOBO If any have slipped my mind, it's due to either 1) it was a gimmick of what Kotz termed the "clove" variety, or 2) it sucked. EDIT: Just so Agent doesn't feel hurt, Incanetic made me laugh a couple of times.

I liked ABOBO, but he was topped before he even existed.

Are you going to go crazy again.

Fongus was awful, guys.

I really hope you aren't who I think you are.

You insulted my most recent one, you ass.

http://www.livejournal.com/users/dannytanner/

I sit back and enjoy the ride. There's nothing I can say that wouldn't detract from the message boarding experience that is Banders.

I got a nice high from a joint about a month ago, so all's not lost.

I once created a gimmick called The Narrator. I was gonna do something similar to Bad Post Pointout (terrible name, by the way), but a bit more literary. Were I not such a lazy bastard.

The posts are funny if you imagine the guy in the avatar saying them. Which is the point, probably. I haven't watched The Real World since the London season, so whatever.

It was either this: Or something involving Hello Kitty.

He pm'ed me, saying I remind him of "Jacques." I don't get it.

How did I never post in this thread, CWM was the worst.

You should no longer be allowed to have opinions, you horrible person.

Banders has actually made me like posting here again.

He also stole several of subliminal_animal's lines. Why gimmick at all if you aren't going to have a shred of originality? But maybe that was the point, anyway. I dunno.

haha, fag.

I meant "but with."

Rando is DJ Jeff without the pedophilia.

In the last couple of days, Banders has provided me more entertainment on this board than either Czech or Thumbtack has in months, if ever at all.

Fantastic.