Giuseppe Zangara

front row, second from the left

Banky's gonna be hurt when he sees he isn't one of your favorites. He's still under the impression everyone loves him.

This board is like watching an ex-girlfriend die of cancer. One you once held a certain fondess for, but now you can't remember why exactly. Maybe she gave good head or something.

I hate this place so much.

I only listened to one album today—Volcano Suns' All Night Lotus Party—and am unable to find a picture of the cover anywhere. I can't even describe it, as I pirated my copy. Call this a challenge that none of you will answer. Find me the artwork for this album.

Why was my name mentioned.

Agent, you don't like that you're so popular, correct? Keep up that evaluation thread, and be merciless. When I started insulting everyone constantly, the number of times my name was brought up in those "favorite poster" threads went down drastically.

Actually, my dream woman is as snide and as condescending as me.

Huge props to gtd's avatar, by the way. Holy shit.

I've never loved a woman right when I started dating her, but I don't think that's what you're getting at.

You know this is my number one fear, didn't you? All it's going to take is the right girl.. I was going to post in your evaluation thread, but I suppose you'd correctly surmise that my bitter board schtick is a way to channel my frustration at my inability to keep every woman I've ever dated from hating me.

Plus, though there will be Milli Vanilli cracks, this is a different situation. Those guys never sung any of their own shit, which was ultimately the catalyst for their public humiliation. Ashlee Simpson at least, at some point in time and with the help of studio sweetening, does sing her material. Hardly any pop star sings live, especially for a tv performance. Anyone that believes otherwise is deluding themselves.

I doubt this is gonna make a huge difference in her career, which would've fizzled out after this album, anyway. The public at large could give a shit about "honesty" or "integrity" these days, at least as far as pop musicians go.

You know this is my number one fear, didn't you?

Banky, you've been fighting a losing battle with inconsequentiality for a long time now. Give it up. I say that as someone who cares, so don't pull a Downhome and go filling up my inbox with pm's asking me if really meant the nasty thing I said. xoxoxo, Incandenza

And there isn't enough hatred in this thread. Outside of Banky being a whiny cunt, that is.

I'm about ready to die now.

Does Czech Republic spend his spare college time posting on message boards?

I don't really look like David Schwimmer. The only people who thought so suffered from Down Syndrome and terminal cancer, respectively.

I took this picture myself. Flyboy asked me if my eyes were brown or hazel. What a weird kid.

Tomorrow, I'm not gonna remember starting this thread, so whatever.

I have to be up in six hours. Work will rock tomorrow, I reckon.

Look, don't go to a show and drink and smoke a lot while you have a cold and then go home and take some NyQuil, okay? It's not as much fun as you'd think.

Czech, quit answering questions before I ask them.

Czech, do you hate everyone.