Giuseppe Zangara

Post in this thread if you hate everyone on the board except for four or five people. I just took some NyQuil, so good night.

In this thread, we will explore why the female race, outside of a few exceptions, are incapable of being funny.

The site gtd is pulling these pictures from is sort of amazing.

I was going to mention that. I agree with everything you've said in this thread, too.

heh

courtneye kiled him to get a solo pusshs lol

It should be "Cancer Marney for a Day."

Fongus Bellpop made some wrestling references in that one thread, so I'm in the clear.

It's decent, but nothing spectacular. You can tell it wasn't "finished"; some of the vocal takes are a little weak. Had Smith not chosen a knife to the heart, I'm sure that wouldn't have been a problem.

Long gone are the days when everyone assumed either Kinetic or myself (sometimes Banky) were every gimmick that came along.

Shut up.

That wasn't funny at all, actually.

I've known lots of funny guys. Still, within the last five years, only two girls.

I've an idea.

As I said early in the thread, it's happened twice. I wound up with one for awhile; various circumstances prevented the other from happening. It can be done, people. I've seen it with my own eyes.

What happened.

Also, if a girl can make you laugh, she's a keeper. Seriously.

It's easier because, on the whole, men are funnier than women. Look at the ratio of male-to-female comedians. Anyway, it isn't just about telling jokes. Most women lack the ability to pull off a witty one-liner. This isn't something I hold against them; just an observation.

There was once a time when I would've joined just to spam it with porn. Alas, those days are gone.

I was explaining this to a female friend earlier this evening. She's an unfunny one; I didn't mention that she herself was incapable of inducing laughter, nor did she ever get that impression. In fact, she agreed with the theory overall, never once being offended. More women should be like her!

shoes head, some other day, I'll start a thread to see who will be the president of my fan club. That'll be the thread for you to post in.

What? I don't hate women. Take your ugly misogyny out of this thread.