Giuseppe Zangara

I'm kinda drunk, incidentally.

This looks photoshopped. WTF.

My heart has just been broken. LooseCannon—who, no fucking joke, is one of my all time favorite boarders—said the Dolls "sucked." What a piece of shit. I hate him now.

TRASH! DON'T PICK IT UP!

People who hate the New York Dolls should probably stop having opinions on music. They're clearly in no position to judge what's, ya know, good. By the way, the recent "reunion" this band did is a big fucking joke, seeing as how over half the original members are dead. However, that does not take away from the fact that their two studio albums are great fucking rock records.

Wow, I'm pretty sure I'd hate you and all your friends were we to ever meet.

Max, if you provide nudie pics, I will drive to wherever you are in Florida and buy you a beer. An expensive beer, too.

Isn't chave a virgin. Or was he that guy that cried when he lost his virginity.

Every single one of those people do not deserve to live. Kill yourself now.

Yeah, it was a jab at stardust. So does this mean Max forgives CJ for the whole "stab yourself in the face" thing? 'cuz it was kinda funny, really.

Shut the fuck up.

What a horrible thread.

No one likes him, so who cares.

haha

ERR'EBODY IN DA CLUB GET TIPSAAY

Thats a truly amazing story, thank you for sharing it with us. You don't want to wake up your parents. Loser.

Is it a vagina.

Next time I leave a bar, I hope one of you guys are there to take the keys from me.

If I can't throw a girl, I won't date her. It's worked for me so far.

I don't understand any of these terms.

Hey, I never denied it; I'd just rather not relive it.

BASTARDS OF YOUNG!

I just wanted to say that I'm not even opening that one thread.

Was there a reason this would've been difficult?