Giuseppe Zangara

Smoking makes people angry!

I suppose if cigarettes were always free, I'd smoke more often.

That I went 25 years without bothering was once a source of pride. Then I realized I was never impressing anyone, so that went out the window.

This likely means I won't be able to do my radio show this weekend, either.

I'm pretty determined not to go to a shelter. The very idea kicks up my claustrophobia.

Willful ignorance never fails to depress me.

Now that I think about it, I'd rather eat at Applebees again than fucking Dave & Busters.

Anyone guilty of "overrating" Applebees should have his throat slit. Terrible place.

I'm just gonna stick my head in the dirt and shit turnips.

Never seemed that much into men. Plus, she's been living with this one woman for a couple of years. I'd ask her, but she and I are not very close; even when we lived under the same roof, she was not one to talk about her life outside the house.

I only suspect my sister to be a lesbian, so she very well may swallow semen.

My sister's a lesbian, dude.

According to his obnoxious AIM away message, he's in class at the moment.

Hey, now. Let's not get testy.

Shut your trap, loser. No one wants you here.

You guessed correctly.

Oh man, there's some ugly pussy out there dude. You don't even have to see it in person; it's all over the internet.

Jesus, I couldn't finish it.

A small infraction from nearly a year ago has recently come to light, and now my social life shall take a bit of a hit.

#87 is pretty awesome.

Man, what a horrible song.

Screw your fancy recording crap. Just do everything in one take, "Louie Louie" style, with one mic hanging over the room.

Sierrea Nevada Pale Ale Guinness Pilsner Urquell Almaza Harp Those are the usual favorites. Lately, I've been enjoying this Sea Dog's Raspberry Wheat Ale. I do not normally go for fruit-flavored beers, but man oh man is that stuff delicious. They also have it blueberry and peach; the former is decent and the latter I have yet to try. I've been a beer snob for the longest time, though lately I've found that Bud—as long as it's from the tap—is a suitable alternative if I'm at a bar and I don't feel like spending much money.

This is how rumors get started.

I managed to get out of bed.