Giuseppe Zangara

I'm gonna go lay down in bed and listen to music in the dark. Sleep will come soon, hopefully.

If I start posting at WDI more, will they make me a mod of one of the folders.

I generally read and reread over my words prior to posting them, when intoxicated. I could never live with myself if I became one of those "drunk" typists.

I have some porn somewhere, but the thought of masturbating is too much.

She's wearing too much make up, in addition to her other great flaw(s).

I've never heard it called "beer dick," so... Too Drunk to Fuck

I hope to pass out within the next 20 minutes. I should probably remove my contacts just in case.

I'm fairly certain I have whiskey dick right now.

I'm very drunk/high right now, so maybe.

I'm gonna suicide myself.

This was completely mutual.

Isn't there like an unwritten rule about no wrestling in this folder. I'm hurting enough as it is, Banky.

How dare you trick me into this thread.

Apologize to her? She's as guilty as I am.

For all the shit this is stirring up, it seems like a waste that she and I never fucked. I mean, might as well.

I only have it in pill form! Is that the problem?

Plus, I'm really sick and this Dayquill + beer isn't affecting me like I hoped.

Yeah, I know. It was all already starting to blow over—it became public two weeks ago—but this one dude we both know only just found out about it and called me today to tell me what kind of asshole I am. I was shocked at first (this guy's saying all that seemed totally against his nature), but now I'm just really pissed at him. Like, how dare he?

What could you possibly have done to aggrevate your friends? It should be between the two fo youse...unless you help her captive with your mistress and repeatidly burned her with your crack pipe. It's a long story. I'll say one of the dudes has every right to be upset; the other dude has taken this high and mighty attitude about it, so fuck him. What happened between me and the girl wasn't much, really, but I suppose the whole issue of trust and the fact it was kept secret for nine months kinda burns.

Oh god. EDIT: Addressed to Spiff, natch.

That was like seven years ago. This new problem started back in November.

Involves a girl. Women are pretty much the worst thing on the planet, I think.

This translates into me drinking beer alone while on cold medication.

Fuck yeah. Always been a favourite. I haven't listened to Pork Soda since high school, but doesn't "DMV" begin like practically every other Primus song?

I'm often torn between which is worse: Rolling Stone or Spin?