Giuseppe Zangara

It sneaks up on me, usually. Like a couple of days will have passed and I realize that I haven't been listening to anything other than that band in the preceding days.

How dare you!

His lisp led to his cancer, Bob.

DerangedHermit, I lost interest in insulting you a long time ago, but I'm going to ask that you refrain from the attempts at humor and self-deprecation as exhibited in your posts in this thread.

I'm trying to find "good" pictures of these girls, but doing an image search will likely get me fired.

Again, neither of them are remotely attractive; the "All the Things She Said" video was nowhere near hot, as well, as they generated zero chemistry, exposing them for the fake lesbians they are. Furthermore, Deon should shut the fuck up because he's a stupid bitch who has never made a good post in his entire horrible time here on the board.

Fuck Scott Weiland, but the guy never looked like Eddie Vedder. Sounded like him, yeah, but looked? The writer's just making shit up to prove a point. Furthermore, anyone looks like Layne Staley once they acquire a heroin addiction.

What is Kerrang's demographic, exactly.

You people are weird.

It should be pointed out more often that both halves of TATU are super ugly.

In all seriousness, though, what's with the revolving door mods over there at that board.

Muse is like the Candlebox of Radiohead knock-offs.

Banky started posting at WDI again because they hand out mod positions to anyone who bothers posting for more than a week.

I've never heard that argument used against Wal-Mart before. Great post, guy.

Wal-Mart's horrible and so is everyone who shops there. Politics have nothing to do with it.

No, Mole and Zsasz's incessant name-changery are equally bad, but for entirely different reasons.

80% of this board's members could stand to follow the example of those enterprising youngsters.

This is what happens when I post less.

Rap music is to blame.

Go stroke your fretless.

There's way too many pinned threads now.

"Mrs. Amber Moltke, the artist's young spouse, wore a great billowing pastel housedress and flattened espadrilles and was, for better or worse, the sexiest morbidly obese woman Atwater had ever seen. Eastern Indiana was not short on big pretty girls, but this was less a person than a vista, a quarter ton of sheer Midwest pulchritude, and Atwater had already filled several narrow pages of his notebook with descriptions and analogies and abstract ecomania to Mrs. Moltke, none of which could be used in the compressed piece he was even then conceiving how to pitch and submit." Give me all your insanely-fat-yet-still-somehow-attractive-Indiana-women information.

If he's aware of where I pulled either the quote in the first post of this thread or in my signature, he should keep his fucking trap shut.

Look, I don't want to have sex with these women; I'm just curious if what I read in this book is true. I thank you all for bumping this thread so that Agent will see it in the morning, however.

*morbidly obese *attractive *Indiana-based TSA fails to meet two of those requirements.