Giuseppe Zangara

Modern Lovers, if you want to be anal, and yeah, great song.

You're never gonna like any indie rock, dude. It's okay.

Shut the fuck up BifEverchad, you racist.

Regale us with more stories of your encounters with internet wrestling celebrities, Banky.

Hey, fuck you guys for not staying home on a Friday night.

I just got back from the gym, and I'm now more confident than ever I can beat up Kinetic.

I know. I'm just saying Agent probably wouldn't go for any of those bands.

cellardoor was worth it for a few posts in that one thread.

Also, you're in South Carolina. Anyway, I'm thinking of going to the gym, but I'm in a state where I have a lot of pent-up energy, though I don't feel like doing anything terribly physical.

I wouldn't suggest Agent check out any of the bands allmusic lists as math rock. That has nothing to do with my feelings towards them, however.

Not that I'd want to hang with my roommate, but he could've gotten some booze, at least.

Seriously, why the hell did you do that.

Switch "Change Clothes" with "Justify My Thug." (I grimace from even typing the title.) How come did no one else like "Change Clothes." Good song.

All the women in this movie were super hot, yeah.

Actually, I wasn't being generous. Song sucks, for sure.

Life-changing.

This is really lame, Kotz.

I saw Harold and Kumar, so it's not all bad.

I disagree. I have a soft spot for this song, probably because it was the first Waits track I ever heard. I was being generous.

I just saw Harold and Kumar.

Banky, if you're going to provoke, at least make sense.

You know what else works if you're prepping for a night out which might see you hook up with some drunk chick? Baby wipes. You don't have to take a shower and your balls smell fresh, to boot.

Tom Waits Mule Variations (1999) Big in Japan - 3 Lowside of the Road - 6 Hold On - 9 Get Behind the Mule - 7 House Where Nobody Lives - 8 Cold Water - 7 Pony - 5 What's He Building? - 7 Black Market Baby - 5 Eyeball Kid - 7 Picture in a Frame - 7 Georgia Lee - 6 Filipino Box Spring Hog - 7 Take It with Me - 8 Come On Up to the House - 9 Alice (2002) Alice - 8 Everything You Can Think - 7 Flower's Grave - 8 No One Knows I'm Gone - 5 Kommienezuspadt - 7 Poor Edward - 6 Table Top Joe - 7 Lost in the Harbour - 6 We're All Mad Here - 7 Watch Her Disappear - 7 Reeperbahn - 8 I'm Still Here - 9 Fish & Bird - 6 Barcarolle - 7 Fawn - 7

Cut a little too closely, is all. Same as when you cut yourself shaving your face, except the worst thing ever.

Reading this gives me nightmares of the loose skin of the sack easily getting caught and shredded in the clippers. And I guess it can be done, but I have trouble imagining any sort of guard giving you a close enough trim. And, two days later, my balls still hurt a little from any direct pressure placed on the injury. EDIT: Black Lushus, no, I knew what you were talking about. I just couldn't imagine it working or being pain-free. But then there was a time when taking any sharp objects near one's junk seemed like a fool's game.