Giuseppe Zangara

I don't be messin' with them red-eyed bitches.

No, it's fine, really.

You outgrew it because you can't be fifteen forever.

Or a shirt that features a state like New Jersey with a slogan like "New Jersey: Only the Strong Survive" or Kentucky and "Gettin' Lucky in Kentucky!"

If I worked in a sporting goods store and those girls came in I'd be like "Hey, you girls think you're real clever stealing those softballs" and I'd grab them.

It's like they're smuggling softballs.

Why don't you lamers just buy a Jesus is My Homeboy! shirt from Urban Outfitters, lamers.

Well, yeah, they all weigh under 150, for starters. One of the things I love about indie shows is that it's the only time in my life I feel muscle bound in comparison.

Oh, if only I had known you five years ago!

haha

I wasn't old enough to buy alcohol at the time, so I had little alternative.

Oh, I understand that, but that's the sort of thing I appreciate more on record than live.

I couldn't tell any of the songs apart. Most of the crowd stood there with their arms crossed, while four or five people made a go of getting into it. I've heard some of their new stuff; I admire it more than I like it.

A lot of math rock is just complex music made by indie nerds. It's usually abrasive/atonal in nature; I know your much-loved Dillinger Escape Plan is an off-shoot of that, but they're basically a metal band. As ear-splittingly noisy as a so-called math rock band like U.S. Maple can be, they're not really loud. Have I mentioned that I once saw DEP in 1999, opening for Mr. Bungle?

Yeah. Don Caballero takes prog and metal without sounding like prog or metal, really. Check out Don Caballero 2. As for "math rock," I dunno. Don Caballero aren't really that; before I try to mention some bands, may I ask why the interest?

Yeah, Jackson post-Thriller is no great shakes. Who cares.

Yeah, that's a good one. The only good album they have is We Have the Facts and We're Voting Yes; they have some quality songs scattered throughout their catalogue, the Bjork cover included. It's mostly pussy shit, though.

I'm pretty sure you and I do not see eye-to-eye on music, but, having seen Death Cab live, I assure you they're plenty horrible.

A quartet of sensitive young men. I think they have one really good album, but no one likes them really except scenester girls ages 19-22.

Worst show I've ever been forced to sit through a dozen times.

If they want Bush to lose, they should probably book better bands.

None that aren't blurred for artistic effect. Regardless, I do not look like David Schwimmer. My girlfriend told me earlier today she'd never have sex with anyone who looked like Schwimmer, so there. hahaha, I remember that girlfriend. What a whore. In other news, I was not aware this thread was bumped a little over a week ago.

Hey Agent, you want me to send you a burn of a Flying Luttenbachers album?

I'm 1/8th Jew.

Knock "Harry Rag" down a point; otherwise, I don't think I'd change a single one of Kinetic's ratings for Something Else.