Giuseppe Zangara

Returning, that is. Don't bother returning.

Don't bother.

Neither of those posts warranted a response. I'm not ignoring you.

The Third Reich 'n' Roll

First painfully sad admission of the day: I actually bought The Postal Service for the sole purpose of using it to de-pants scenesters. Less painfully sad admission of the day: It actually helped this past weekend. Hey, whatever works.

A friend of mine who's kinda goth keeps telling me to go to "Goth Night" at this one club here in town. She says the place is loaded with sluts.

As such, I'm quitting the board.

Ridiculing anyone who posts about wrestling is too easy. But I'm still hurt in my sensitive parts.

That I didn't get any tail only makes the direction this thread took in my absence even worse. I'm hurt. Too hurt to say anything clever.

Were I trying to pick you up, a change of plan would be in order!

I'm wearing Skechers and John Lennon-style specs. I think that will suffice.

The whores don't arrive for another hour, usually.

TheDeathofDerangedHermit

But, you never know what's going to happen in the TSM chat room!

I hope you people that are choosing my night's activities to include sex with a scenester realizes I'll have to put up with the Postal Service or something just to get some play. Or worse, Get Up Kids. Those names may mean nothing to some of you, but believe me, it's not good.

Getting "spammed by the piledriver" sounds sexy.

Hi-yo!

DerangedHermitShouldHaveBeenAnAbortion

No, Byrne sings the SMS version of it quite differently. That version is in a much slower tempo than the studio recording, so he alters his normal performance accordingly.

Velvet Underground - The Gift

C could happen, but it's not feasible as a stand alone option. Based on past experiences at the bar in question, I need to be under some sort of mind-altering substance just to tolerate it.

Too sober for this board.

I just saw Mike's sig!

You never know what's going to happen in the TSM chat room!

Where do you get this notion. You've trashed as many pizza places in this thread as I have.