Giuseppe Zangara

I should also note that I was crouching down at the time. But that goes without saying, I suppose. I certainly wasn't standing up; she doesn't have that kind of reach.

She probably wouldn't have slapped me had I not been brandishing a tape measure at the time. That was a my bad.

bump EDIT: Because this is probably the best thread to ever appear in Site Feedback.

Brian Eno - Before and After Science (one of the recently issued remasters of Eno's 70s work) Sugar - Beaster (an EP, used; nowhere near as good as either of their two full lengths, but contains three very solid songs)

You bastard. I'm tracking your IP address and tp'ing your house.

wtf my mother's on this site.

I once dated a girl who was 4'11". She insisted she was 5'0", but no one believed her; the one time I insisted she was in denial about her height, she slapped me.

Start a career in porn.

Holla.

In answer to your question, stealthy post whoring.

This is half-true.

This is true, though the board has the advantage of being far more aesthetically pleasing in its layout.

You should probably end it.

I decided to pm this Evil Blood character and tell him what's what and who's turf he better not be stepping on, but there's two Evil Bloods, one with and one without 2004 appended to his name. Now I'm confused, but no less angry for it.

It's a bunch of stuff that was slightly amusing—if that—at the time, but only for the people who where there.

This Evil Blood fellow is stealing our idea, Agent. I mean, our idea and impending message board are far superior to anything his semen drippings can imagine, so it's not like we have to worry about the competition, but we can't have his shit tainting our gold.

Choken One, I'll invite you. Give me your AIM handle.

Yes, I read the thread!

She's all heart, that cunt.

So, in a way, it's Zsasz-like, since he just steals everything from Banky and myself.

You're not an asshole, though. This seems more Banky/me than anything else.

He could no longer take the barrage of gay jokes and went crazy. I knew this would happen.

Not a criticism, by the way.

Since when did Kotz become an asshole.

That, or if Hoff acquired painful, oozing sores on his penis.