Giuseppe Zangara

Maybe she followed his advice.

I think it was his suggesting stardust stab herself in the face as a method of improving her looks.

I should add that there's nothing wrong with the above, since we really are better than the rest of the board. A little bit of narcissism is a good thing.

Yeah, but this folder is a big circle jerk, really. I'm as guilty as the rest of you dudes, sure, but it's time to face the facts.

Bring it back. Now. No can do, because 1) everyone will know it's me, anyway, and 2) I blew my load in that one thread. Schmidt's story was something I wrote in high school; I posted it on the board after going through a box filled with a bunch of old papers of mine. I tried to think of something else Schmidt-worthy all these years, but came up with nothing.

Yeah, I don't doubt that there were SK imposters on the old boards. And I think rawmvp is a real person that made up a story and got carried away with it after seeing how many people were being entertained.

FrozenBlockofPiss

Also a gimmick of mine was banned at Rant's old SmarkTalk board, marking the only time outside of the DDT fiasco that I've been banned in the IWC.

Though it has ceased recently, there was a period of time where almost any gimmick that came along would either be attributed to myself or Kinetic (sometimes Banky, too). For the record, here's every gimmick I recall creating: David Schwimmer (the gimmick from early 2003, not to be confused with the sn I recently used) Whiskers The Ghost of Kurt Cobain Incandenza (1978-2002) (never got off the ground after Jingus—when he was a mod—threatened to ban anyone who faked their own death) Tyrone Slothrop (also happened to be the legit screenname I used for the handful of times I posted when this place was at ezboard) Officer Schmidt Scott Keith (fairly certain I was TSM's first Keith impersonator) There's more that I don't remember right now. I had something like ten different accounts at one point.

Best Poster: Agent Worst Poster: DerangedHermit Funniest Poster: subliminal_animal (when he posts) Most Intelligent Poster: godthedog Stupidest Poster: DerangedHermit Best Gimmick: It's been awhile since this board has had a good one. Best Troll: ? The Next Person Who Should Be Banned: DerangedHermit The Person most deserving to be made a mod: Bob Barron Best Mod: Agent Worst Mod: I think Agent is the only mod to regularly post in the same folders as I, so I don't see the supposedly shitty ones very often. Fruity Pebbles Or Fruit Loops: Fruit Loops

Whoa, I was joking about Aerosmith, guys. Take it easy. And Patti Smith's best work was with Blue Oyster Cult. And I'm not kidding.

If you were to kill yourself, banning would not be necessary.

Incandenza Members 30-April 02 8388607 Anglesault OaOast Mods 31-January 02 20537 Moist Party Gurl Members 18-March 02 19934 "Hail" bps21 Super Moderator 30-January 02 16585 razazteca Members 21-February 02 15542 cobainwasmurdered Members 11-February 02 14561 bob_barron Members 31-January 02 13278 AndrewTS Members 16-July 02 12615 Tony149 OaOast Mods 27-June 02 12294 Downhome Members 1-February 02 12203 Discuss.

I think he may be dead. Did he die knowing I liked him?

WHOOSH Come on, look at who started the thread. Yeah, really. I'm sporting 10657.6 posts per day of excellence.

Bullshit. You went the other way.

Bob is awesome, though.

I like the idea that some of the people who missed me when I was gone don't feel so highly on me anymore.

Should something be done about him?

Who is AndrewTS?

My ousting in the first round shows just how repugnant I've become.

DerangedHermit should quit life.

You people couldn't handle me.

cwm, did anyone post at that board enough to reach even the halfway mark.

Parts of Kotz's ranking system confuse and arouse me.