Giuseppe Zangara

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MrZsasz hates black people.

Banky's really been running on autopilot lately. It's okay, bro. I was slipping for awhile, too, but I'm recovering. You can do the same!

I think they're still being in high school precludes me from going anywhere with 'em. And their awful taste in music, obv. However, when I was in high school, I remember the kind of girls that dated dudes in their 20s being the kind of girls I wanted to throw it in.

I ask that everyone presently calling me that stop.

Quit riding my jock.

This started out as a parody thread, by the way.

You look like you're in your late twenties.

Why is it that the only girls I notice checking me out these days are 15-year-old mall punks? What appeal do I have to these Hot Topic whores?

You know, if I had a choice in the matter, I'd rather not have a knife used on my penis, but I can't get upset over something I do not remember having. To each their own, of course.

People to whom the Eagles are essential very likely have opinions worth disregarding. Oh, and I don't think the point of this thread was to dismiss a band's entire output.

Wait, what does wanking have to do with it.

Often mentioned in the same company as classic punk albums like The Clash's London Calling and the Sex Pistols' Never Mind the Bullocks, the Buzzcocks' Singles Going Steady, for better or worse—usually the latter—gave birth to "punk-pop." Canonized, yes, but I find the album to be a gratingly twee affair, filled with stupidly cheery riffs and Pete Shelley's barely tolerable whine. Modern day Buzzcocks knock offs The Thermals are, amazingly, better. That said, this band did manage a great song; "Ever Fallen in Love?" is less pop and more punk. Shelley tones down his vocals, too, not sounding like the twit he usually does.

Cool thread.

I'm gonna say Agent should check out The Flying Luttenbachers. I remember saying something about them to him once, but I don't know if he ever followed up on it. Their sound varies from album-to-album: spazzy no wave (Revenge of the Flying Luttenbachers) to abrasive free jazz (Destroy All Music) to the so-called "brutal prog" style of their most recent releases. My favorite of these—and their best album, I think—is Infection and Decline, a monstrously thick slab of noise, consisting of band mastermind Weasel Walter's hyperspeed drumming and two bassists armed with a shitload of effects pedals. Their newest one is Systems Emerge From Complete Disorder, which is sonically similar, but with a lot more instrumentation (guitars and pianos and such). Oh, and allmusic describes that album as "some kind of unholy marriage between Magma's aggressive, spiky '70s prog, the untrammeled anarchy of a European free improv set from the late '60s, and the pummeling aggression of modern-day Scandinavian death metal," which can just as well describe Infection. And here's the band circa Infection and Decline (their line-up changes constantly; Walter, on the far right, is the only original member):

Staying in on a Saturday night is pretty cool, I think.

The first post in that thread is the only one I made for the entirety of its 24 pages.

Oh, you're one of those.

That is an ugly dude. That he scored such piece of ass and got to have sex with her on camera gives us all hope. And his uncut schlong reminds me that people with uncut schlongs are freaks.

There's no black people in England!

No, it isn't, which is why I didn't provide a link here on the board.

I logged off AIM so I could let Angelslayer jerk it in peace.

I'll hook up the next person to IM me asking for it.

Bother Angelslayer about it. He's watching it right now.