Giuseppe Zangara

Dude, that's a horrible picture. You have to see the video.

I was kinda annoyed the other day, but then I read this. I found the video online and have been happily masturbating ever since!

He's watching us.

...It's still his birthday:

It was until Banky and Frigid gayed it up.

Oh man. Anywho, Curry's cool with me. He listened to my radio show once.

Does that LOTC not making himself quite the presence in this thread mean anything to you? I assume he's embarassed by all this. (Not as embarassed as I when I found out this was about wrestling, LOL!)

Man, there's a great thread in Site Feedback right now.

RavishingRickRudo should quit the board in protest. It's the only way.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showforum=29

If I were a metalhead, Agent and I would have similar tastes, probably.

priapism

Dude, wtf does that guy have to do with anything. EDIT: Nevermind, FrigidSoul just pm'ed me about it.

Is this about wrestling? Oh, shit. My face is red. Sorry.

My enormous fanbase will see this thread and be curious as to what all this business is about, thus bringing more traffic to your thread(s). I am doing you a favor, sir!

Who is this guy in my avatar. Does he play sports.

RavishingRickRudo has a lot of inner turmoil.

There should be a mutual masturbation folder.

I'm 42.

Are you like 37 or something.

I had like a dozen gimmicks at one point; all but Whiskers were zapped.

Let's not make excuses, now. Just accept that it's a Saturday night and we're posting on a message board. And drinking. I am, anyway.

There should be a circle jerking folder.

Neither DJ Jeff nor Whiskers—whom I just logged in as a moment ago, to be sure—were banned.

I'm not sure if I remember where I was going with that. Maybe something about being wordy and dull. Either way, Dumpface is winning. You shouldn't judge Hawthorne based on that copy of The Scarlet Letter you never finished in high school. The man wrote some excellent short stories.