Giuseppe Zangara

It appears I have arrived to this battle of wits ill-equipped!

Love - Forever Changes The Wrens - Secaucus The Beatles - Abbey Road Tindersticks - Trouble Every Day Dirty Three - Whatever You Love, You Are

My peeve is MikeSC posting in folders other than wherever he usually festers.

Oh man, that's awesome. I understand Arthur Lee is still capable of putting on a good show, but I'd rather see Tindersticks than him. edit: Wait, this means you've seen Tindersticks. You're a bastard, is what you are. They rarely tour the States; when they do, they come nowhere near Florida. Gah.

The man is going to help others better their lives and you mock him. Maybe you should give a speech at your former high school and talk about how to be a disgrace of a human being. Why are you so touchy?

Other people can say what they think of that album, too. Great summertime sorta record. And I never refer to albums seasonally, so that I making an exception for Forever Changes means that it's really special. fake edit: And Kinetic is currently in his "I don't like any music released after 1982" phase, so I was curious as to what he thought of something from 1968.

I hope my girlfriend is as understanding as your mom.

I once got a blowjob from a cokehead I met online.

And the claws come out!

Billy Corgan wasn't goth, either. He understood your pain.

I am willing to console her in this desperate time.

Though you may've been a lame-o goth, at least the music wasn't as bad.

She needs to talk to CWM!

Banky's gonna start crying soon. It's okay, man. Let this thread heal you.

Like Kiss.. Kiss is, was, and forever will be terrible. I don't agree with this. Kiss had some fun party songs--I have a fondness for "I Love it Loud" and "Love Gun"--but the schtick is 30-years-old. Drop it, guys.

The following people appear on this list based on their posting quality, as well as how much I enjoy(ed) interacting with them (though that does not always apply): Agent of Oblivion: The only person on this list to still actively post, Agent of Oblivion is a perfect example of someone I'd likely never socialize with outside of the board. Not because I don't like him, mind you, but I'd probably not attempt getting past his gruff exterior; were we co-workers, I'd write him off as metalhead stoner nobody. It would be my loss; the man posseses a wicked sense of humor and a wry intelligence that shatters any pre-conceived notions I may have about someone of his ilk. Plus, he's made great use of his moderator powers; I've kept mum about his forcibly changing my screenname, but honestly I thought it was hilarious. I'd say I'd love to go drinking with him were the opportunity ever to arise, but apparently he gets violent and scary when drunk, so maybe we could just smoke a bowl. Kinetic: Ah, yes. My supposed twin here at TSM. Posts very rarely; though too many of his recent posts involve making idiotic statements in the music folder, the man still has a few tricks up his sleeve (see this thread). Newer posters may not know Kinetic, or may wonder why he's spoken of so reverently by certain senior members (or wonder why people keep insisting we're the same person), and it's a shame. Kinetic was one of the wittiest, most clever and inventive of TSM posters; his decision to largely cut himself off from online life may benefit his social activities, but it was a detriment to this board. Some people love him for creating what is arguably the most popular gimmick poster in this board's history--Metal Ed--but I'm more grateful for his introducing bukkake into the TSM vernacular. Kudos, good sir. subliminal_animal: I have no idea what motivates subliminal_animal; a gander at his posting history reveals he started off his TSM tenure as a normal poster, talking about wrestling--but with a greater sense of intelligence than most people here, though that matters little since talking about wrestling is gayer than watching wrestling--but then he changed. I do not know if it was gradual or occurred overnight, nor do I care. What matters is that no one I have ever seen on this board is as capable as putting on as entertaining an evisceration as this man can. What makes it better is he often goes over the heads of the people he's insulting; they realize that they're probably being flamed, but they're too stupid to understand half of what he's saying. He hasn't posted since January, sadly. However, if/when he returns, we will be all the greater for it. LooseCannon: Is very likely my favorite person to ever post here, were I to rank this in order of preference (I haven't been, by the way). You can take much of what I said about Kinetic and apply it to LooseCannon, minus the gimmicks and stuff. I don't know what else to say about him, really; I'll note that, based on my interaction with him on and off the board, he's more my twin than Kinetic. Great, funny guy. If you weren't on this list, it doesn't mean I don't like you...though that is very well the case for many of you. Carry on.

Kiss constantly defies logic. I will say that they don't view themselves as contempories of today's acts; unlike Aerosmith, Kiss hasn't worked with Pink or whoever. That said, fuck Kiss, too. For all of Gene Simmons' grandstanding about how awful it is that no one in rock has fun anymore, he's as pretentious and full of shit as the morose posers he mocks.

It's almost admirable how Aerosmith stubbornly holds on to the past whilst pretending they're as fresh and exciting as any of these kids today. GnR is barely a band; Axl Rose is a fucking joke. The constant folly that is his life excludes them from being "the worst."

I honked on bobo.

Kinetic, what do you think of this album:

I propose that all people with some variant of 420 be banned. I don't care that you smoke pot, you jackasses.

Appropriate title/poster combination.

That's gotta be the dorkiest fucking clique in TSM's history of dorky fucking cliques.