Giuseppe Zangara

Not until I see her boobs.

I'm going to step away for a bit. I expect boobs--Hot Ticket's, preferably--when I get back.

From that Canadian dude who didn't know how sigs worked:

Is it too late to avoid that fate? Perhaps suicide....

Que?

You could have the most mind-boggling post count imaginable, with a signature full of clever quotes and the funniest, most original custom title on the board, but I promise you will never get a single blowjob out of it. There's no way Mario wrote that.

OH SHIT FRIGID HES GOT UR NUMBER LOL

Two questions: 1. Did I ever have a mystique, vis-a-vis my appearence? 2. Am I ruining said mystique by posting two pictures of myself in one evening?

Gayest funeral ever.

I couldn't get very far with a magnifying glass and a reading lamp.

My cock deserves its own thread.

My penis is next.

I can testify that Banky's ridiculously nice on AIM. I, on the other hand, am more or less like I am on here.

I think this photo is from either January or February of this year. One of the rare pics in which I am smiling.

Rant likes to stalk all the cool people of TSM. He hopes to leach off our legendary status.

Guys, I'm lost in my own beauty.

Where did the extra 's' come from in his name.

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That's not even the gayest picture of me out there.

Finals week can be very stressful.

Actually, that's more flamboyant than retarded.

Bitch couldn't step to these rhymes.

I was complimenting her on her robust spirit. Though I never said "spirit," so she thought I meant "fat," which isn't even what robust means.

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