Giuseppe Zangara

I'm sorry, CWM. Let's never fight.

Make that four people.

There's only five (maybe) TSM people I'd meet and not want to spit on.

Sometimes, people on message boards make me cry, too.

Threads like this can be found nowhere else but in Hardcore Discussion.

Nothing to add, really, but more love should be shown to Hüsker Dü's Zen Arcade than a simple aside. It's rather cliche to call something "the White Album of insert genre here," but Zen Arcade was a mammoth of a record (23 songs in 70 minutes) that did tear down the constrictive rules of hardcore music. Loud, aggressive guitars and throaty screaming could have a pretty, melodic side. And, going even further, a fine triple album is the Magnetic Fields' 69 Love Songs. It's fantastic, though I'll be damned if I ever listen to all three discs consecutively.

Surprised to see an indie band--though one with very obvious metal influences--make such a showing on this list; Don Caballero's playing in my town this Friday, too. I'll be there. Anyway, I'm not gonna complain about this list--it's a fucking list, ferchrissakes--but Neil Peart is ridiculously overrated.

I wear 'em, though I still fuck with my ears in myriad other ways; I play music too loudly in my car, on my headphones, etc. Hell, I'm listening to Racebannon's Satan's Kickin' Yr Dick In with some headphones right now, far too loudly. But is there any other way to listen to albums as noisy and abrasive as this:

I wouldn't expect a 13-year-old to understand.

The Decemberists--The Tain Ghost--Hypnotic Underworld Meat Puppets--Meat Puppets II Charles Mingus--Mingus Ah Um Isaac Hayes--Hot Buttered Soul

This thread is the most fun I ever had on this board.

It's the perpetual motion machine gag, and it's a great one. Let's not argue about this.

I made an awesome joke on page one of this otherwise horrible thread.

Ooh, thanks for pointing it out. Problem rectified.

Same goes for every one I've ever been to.

Hot Topic, I think (I've had it for over a year, so...). They usually have loads of Simpsons shirts there.

You'll never get a girl that way.

I'm doing a regular show at 7pm EST, folks. Here's the link again.

Christ, it's a fucking message board, people. Quit shitting your pampers over it.

He's like a more malicious Eagen.

BUMP This is a historic thread, kids. Started the controversial board invasion trend, which, in part, led to the introduction of one of TSM's most famous trolls, The Brain.

Gay.

Gothamist knows that Virigin Airlines is supposed to be risque and everything, but the new lipsticked-mouth urinal at the Virgin Airways Clubhouse at JFK is really gross. While golden showers may be a part of people's sexual repertoire, Gothamist sees no need for them to be encouraged. However, if this is a way for men to act out the fantasy, well, pee on. But it's just gross. The Post reports Virgin Airways as saying, "We expect the response to the urinal to be very positive. With everything we do, we want there to be a smile, and that's also the case in the clubhouse. The urinal is just for fun. But it's not the centerpiece of the clubhouse." But the spokesman admits, "There will be some people that won't like it." http://www.gothamist.com