Giuseppe Zangara

Speaking of facial hair, I had an awesome beard last fall. I'm currently growing it back. And I painted my fingernails black the other day. I figure it'll look good with the beard.

Raven_Effect01 is one of my gimmicks, guys. It's not turning to be as funny as I hoped.

TRITEC, your friend is like the worst thing to be shat out of a vagina since Mario Logan.

Blackalicious will be playing at my school later this month. This would be cool, but they'll be sharing a bill with Something Corporate and Yellowcard. Man, that's really fucking lame. Also, let me give props to Lyrics Born's Later That Day. Best hip hop album of 2003, it was.

Here's one from a month-or-so back:

Hey, make sure my girlfriend doesn't fuck the locals. She's short and has black hair.

I'm not doing the whole print screen business, but this is the picture being used:

"Candy" is terrible, but "Milkshake" is pretty good.

"You heard the soundtrack Well now go buy the soft drink Well, the onla cola that I support would be a union C.O.L.A.(Cost Of Living Allowance)" Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy--"Television, the Drug of a Nation"

I liked TRITEC more when her dorky friend wasn't posting here. Happy birthday, anyway.

TV on the Radio's new one, Desperate Youth, Blood Thirsty Babes has been getting plenty of play. For an individual song, I've been obsessing over Wire's "41 Degrees North 93 Degrees West" for awhile. That chorus is pure pop heaven.

I wanted the subject line to read "Poster most likely to go crazy and kill everyone in sight," but it was too long.

Just as terrible as the "person above you" thread that Dames mercy killed however long ago. You people suck at message boarding.

Well, I get an assist, anyway: http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showuser=3608 Yeah, this gimmick's been around for awhile, but today he made an untterly non-sensical post in Site Feedback. I work by my own interior logic, people. I don't always sense that in this gimmick.

I have ten gray hairs. I know this because I've counted them. And sometimes I make "old man" noises when getting up from a sitting position. And, after a night of drinking (such as last night), I feel a lot groggier the next day than I would have just a couple of years ago.

I didn't actually read either of those threads--I popped into each long enough to see they were just like that "person above you" shit--so I have no idea what you people are talking about. I don't want to know, either, so don't consider the above an invitation to explain.

This, in combination with FrigidSoul's once saying he imagined me as an "angsty white guy," makes me realize that some of you people have a perception of me that is inaccurate. I'm an extremely mellow and easygoing person; most of what I say on this board is for laughs.

If only we could close our own threads. All that needed to be said here was said in the first post, which I accomplished without actually having to post in the shitty threads I was addressing. Obviously, the only solution is for a mod to close this thread, delete all the posts except for the first one, and then pin this to the top of the Hardcore Discussion folder.

Understatement.

Irony doesn't make you any less terrible, FrigidSoul.

Ooh, my turn! Insult me, next!

Hmmm, weird. What's weird.

That's what I meant by "assist" in the first post.

That Constantines record is terrific. They're fantastic live, too.

You could've just sent me that dollar, instead. Anyway, a radio station perk saw me getting a free copy of the reissue of Olivia Tremor Control's Black Foliage. It's an incredible, psychadelic, lo-fi indie epic. Even better than their pretty damn good Dusk at Cubist Castle.