Giuseppe Zangara

Doing her laundry, that is. How embarassing.

This reminds me that'll I probably be wearing some (nail polish, not eyeliner) this Saturday; my gf loves it. I hope it doesn't come off when I'm doing her.

Let's all go and not even try to dispute that. This is a matter of great importance, obv.

No shame in that. Certainly not. I'm glad he isn't around much, though. It makes whenever he does appear that much more exciting and wonderful and moisture-inducing.

I've worn black nail polish before; getting over the Carson Daly-ness of it was the rough part.

I last talked to him on AIM on MLK's birthday. We talked of metrosexuals and his trip to Germany.

I thought he stuck around, but changed his name. To Flyboy. Hi-yo!

And I miss how he was often arrested. For no reason at all, of course! I also miss Sebastian the Bastard. He crosses my mind whenever I think of Dashboard Confessional and Slipknot. Which is often.

He's better than your life.

I stopped following Canadian music when the Pursuit of Happiness broke up.

I'm gonna block people who needlessly use smilies.

Good thing I didn't forget to post. I'll never block you, Shadow Sovereign.

If he ever posts about Keith Caputo again, he'll be first to go after Damaramu.

This thread is my list of potential block-ees. Or whatever you'd call them.

Not really. I've seen it on other message boards, and it's easy to use.

But if I blocked Damaramu, I'd never been able to read his wonderful contributions to that Outkast thread not too long ago. Clearly, I haven't given this enough thought.

Neither of those are a Mos Def album. For him, you need Black Star (the record he did with Kweli) and Black On Both Sides.

I was gonna make a joke about the stupid eyebrow piercing, but my girlfriend has one. Oh well.

That's more like it. (Oh, two things: I haven't heard any eyeda, so I've no opinion, and Bradley Nowell? What the hell's wrong with you?) And LPEMP is about to make a great suggestion.

I've since opened my mind. Also, I can't believe I said "ownage" in my first post in this thread. What the fuck.

Go back to masturbating to faux-Russian teenagers, you cretin. I'll never forgive you.

Now I'm sorry I defended your thread. DrTom, delete that thread now. It's only right.

I'll ignore just how wrong the first paragraph of this post is and just say you really need to check out more of the Murmur-to-Document era R.E.M. Loads of fantastic stuff from that period.

That the thread managed to stay on-topic for over a thousand posts since its inception in October is reason enough for it to remain open.

I don't like any of these boards--TSM included. That I post here and not those other places (though I have in the past) is that TSM presents a wide variety of personalities, whereas WDI and SNKT are all samey. I might stop by SNKT again soon, though, as the Man in Blak's recent appearences remind me how much I love his posts and want to bear their children.