Giuseppe Zangara

The station's resident metalhead is away for the winter break. Sorry. EDIT: And I swear to christ, I am not mentioning this board on the air.

Right this very second. You have a wonderful singing voice. I'm also a helluva songwriter who fucked Janis Joplin.

Right this very second.

So you people better fucking listen. Plus, it's my birthday tomorrow. Give me this gift.

My beef with The Darkness is not that it's hair metal, rather, that it's been embraced by legions of people who'd rather not admit that Poison had some good songs. Hair metal is not "cool" by indie standards, but too many friggin' indie kids think this band is, somehow, okay. I wouldn't mind if, ya know, the Darkness didn't suck.

Hey, go to this place: http://stream.unf.edu:8080/ramgen/wosp/wosp.smil I'll be on shortly.

For years and years, if I ever thought I was gonna be in a band, that band would be named Spork. I assure you it would've been better than Bjork, too.

I think I cannot get high off of a joint anymore; bongs/pipes still seem to work. I rarely smoke--I think I'd only need one hand to count the number of times I got high within the last year--so I'm at a loss as to why I need something stronger just to feel a buzz.

I failed to mention that every other time I've been high, my friends and I discuss the serialized Fitzgerald in latest issue of Collier's.

May he never come back.

Dames deserves countless awards for shutting down that goddamn "Person Above You" thread.

Saw Fantasia 2000 at IMAX a few years back, after smoking out in a poorly lit section of the parking lot. My only clear memories of the night are 1) making fun--quite loudly--of the may-or-may-not-have-been retarded child who was sitting in the row in front of us; and 2) being shocked by the surround-sound type system they had in the auditorium. In one scene, Mickey was somewhere off-screen, talking to the on-screen Steve Martin. With the Mouse's voice coming very clearly from the right side of the theatre, I quickly turned my head to check what was going on. Upon realizing my folly, I laughed and laughed and laughed, to the point tears were coming out of my eyes. It helped that, at the time, it was the first time I smoked pot in like five years.

I would've just masturbated.

It's okay to yell "scrubbers" at schoolgirls, right?

I've seen Withnail & I several times. I think I'd get by alright in England.

I'll be 25 in four days. And this must be one hell of a story, Piss. You've been viewing this thread for a long ass time.

I'm currently screwing an 18-year-old. That she's tall makes me feel like less of a dirty old man.

Sex.

Just listen to The Flowers of Romance. Always puts me in bright spirits.

I'm about to go to a club and get trashed. While thinking of Jesus.

Had sex a number of times. Got drunk a lot. Went to NYC for the CMJ Music Festival. No complaints here, man.

Hey, I never read the "*Real* TSM" thread after the first couple of pages, so I'll assume the fifteen that followed were really awesome. Or really stupid. It's probably the latter.

Wrong. After the success of Nirvana, it became, for better or worse (usually the latter), okay for mainstream music to have sad/angry/depressing lyrics. Without Nirvana's ascent into popularity--and Cobain's ensuing icon status--the airwaves wouldn't be glutted with all this nü metal bullshit. All that crap you hear on FM rock radio is thanks to Nirvana.

And that's the only line I found remotely amusing in what I recall of that thread.