Giuseppe Zangara

I felt quite bad about it shortly afterwards, and, to an extent, still do. The girl in question was quite pleasant this evening, but I couldn't get what I did out of my mind.

Disagreed. Do It by Death from Above takes it. Incorrect. The Fall did a cover of "Victoria" back in '86, which was a hit for them in the UK. The Fall is a good band, but they have no business carrying that song's jock.

I don't know that she made the correlation. As far as I know, she wasn't aware I was at that party.

Anyway, "Victoria," by the Kinks, may be the greatest song ever. I don't see any point in arguing this.

A real heterosexual would be confident enough to kiss with tongue. I was joking, dude. Taking the piss, as it were.

Whoa, I think that's why that girl joined. What was dumped on her? Did you actually met this broad through friendster? And wasn't it ackward for her going straight from the keyboard to your cock? Fans of mine with a long memory may recall Kinetic's "How big of an asshole are you?" thread in General Chat. I shared my story of when I was 18, and, fresh off of being dumped by a girl--the very one to whom I gave up my virginity, for those who find such things interesting--I went to a party. Much liquor was consumed, and, soon, I stumbled across the girl who broke my heart, making out with some dude. Fueled by vodka and jealous rage, I, at the prodding of some friends, found her purse and shat in it. Six years later, I'm using the Friendster service to see if I could find any of my high school classmates, when I remembered her and looked her up. Turns out she's there. That was a couple of days ago, and now, this evening, I ran into her a hookah bar. So yeah.

I kissed a guy once. No tongue, because of the whole gayness of it.

No wrestling in my threads.

Whoa, I think that's why that girl joined.

Kinetic is gayer than Kotzenjunge.

Maybe I should just fess up for my fondness for adolescent black boys. And I'd like to point out that Banky and Rant still don't get it, but I shan't bother explaining, as the truth is just as stupid as the shit they're saying.

All it does is entice coke whores to have sex with you.

Not quite.

With the exception of you and Flyboy, all of my Friendsters are people I know in real life. I think it's totally acceptable, in addition to just being hilarious how much more willing people are to talk shit when they're sitting in front of a computer screen. Someone was looking at my account and asked me who that Adam person was. I couldn't bother with the truth, so I said I didn't know. That seemed to work.

Shut up. Hey, don't be a cranky cuss, just tell me. I thought we were going to be drinking buddies. You want to be my buddy....right? http://www.friendster.com Don't ask me to explain it, as whenever I do, I feel like an idiot for being on something so stupid.

Shut up.

She's on Friendster, which I discovered just a couple of days ago (her being on Friendster, that is). That I saw her this evening--the first time in six years--is freaky, man. Everybody's on Friendster. I ate breakfast at IHOP the other day with three people who were as good as strangers to me and the only thing we could really bond over was our shared passion for the internet networking service in question. We've become fast Friendsters since. The intersecting of my online life and my real one disturbs me. That I only know ten or so of my many Friendsters is of great comfort to me.

Rant should at least shave my testicles since he's down there so often.

Yeah, and I was really hoping to contribute something memorable to the "One and Only I'm Gay Thread." Once you start off a thread with cock, there's nowhere to go.

She's on Friendster, which I discovered just a couple of days ago (her being on Friendster, that is). That I saw her this evening--the first time in six years--is freaky, man.

Boo Bradley just posted PENIS in LSD.

I would like to point out now that I'm awfully proud of this thread's title and subject line, and the first post. There's no way this thread will live up to that. Carry on.

That was a pretty ignorant statement Dames made. TheGame20349285285's threads are no different than any other in LSD.

She doesn't know it was me. No point in that.

I just paid it a compliment. Still, it's by an awful band.