Giuseppe Zangara

I'm doing these kids a service.

Dude, really. You've been using that same board-provided avatar since you got here. I don't want to hear it from you.

Reach for the stars, kid.

Why are you leaving Friendster, Edward. It's not like it's some great inconvience to your life.

None of the people who use to make this board entertaining are doing anything worthwhile anymore. Except me, obv.

Venting. I was five when I pulled down my pants and underwear in front of my neighbor girl of the same age, Melissa, who then slapped me. 19 years later and it's the story of my life.

I'll pretend Strays doesn't exist, and note that the "classic" Jane's Addiction--Nothing's Shocking and Ritual de lo Habitual--has not aged well. For all the fire and energy they put into their Led Zeppelin worshipping, it was very much a product of its time. I don't hate those albums--I liked them quite a bit when I was in high school--but what was once fresh and exciting is now dull and cliched.

The problem with Kotz, though, is he hit his prime early. The State of America was a thing of genius, and easily the highwater mark for any person. It's been over a year since he killed it--prematurely, I'd say--and what has he done since? Sure, he's an engaging fellow still, but I'm afraid he is indeed washed-up.

It's pretty easy to rack up posts. I have somewhere between 7,000-8,000 of these things, and it never felt like I was going overboard.

You're still scarred from that bout of post whoring several months back. You're just kinda coasting, now.

The last I heard about that Edwards guy, they were coming up on the time when they could legally presume him dead. That was a couple of years ago, I believe.

Oh, it's that missing dude. Still, it's a horrible picture.

I'm getting my bachelor's in the spring, and I still find citing sources to be a pain. You think I would've been use to this by now, but no.

I disagree. Incorrect.

This just in: I blame grammatical errors/missing words in this thread's subject line on Moosehead. Oh, and I couldn't read the above post without imagining the delicate sigh of a sensitive young man saying those words.

Mario Logan. Always Mario Logan.

Quit swinging from my nutsack.

Swollen Boy

We all know Alina was really Kotzenjunge during one of his "manic" periods.

Yeah, but he's still capable of coming up with the odd "Rock The Casbah". "Rock the Casbah" was a terrible song. Kinetic's past his prime, definitely. I, however, have been better than ever. But... aren't YOU Kinetic? You never had a prime.

Yeah, but he's still capable of coming up with the odd "Rock The Casbah". "Rock the Casbah" was a terrible song. Kinetic's past his prime, definitely. I, however, have been better than ever.

I really dislike Mars Volta, by the way. And At the Drive-in only had one good album, so fuck Cedric Bixler.

Why should I not trust Cedric Bixler? Is it because he sings like the dude from Air Supply?

TheGayestGuyWhoEverWalkedtheFaceoftheEarth

The sandwich photo isn't even close.