Giuseppe Zangara

Change it to ThirdReichNRoll. EDIT: This is directed to saturnmark, not a personal request.

Dominatible Spirit.

I was gonna post in that TSM clubhouse thread, but then I realized it was about wrestling.

The thread ended with this post, guys. I don't know why you dudes are still bothering.

I search for my name all the time.

I assure you I don't, but I saw my name was mentioned outside of voting, and I felt compelled to respond.

Flyboy told me a coin toss was the only thing that kept me from beating Sandman in the first round during one of those polls that occured during my hiatus.

(is offended by this statement) Get a better last name.

This past season was a marked improvement over the ones before it, but even then it was only okay. I'm still loyal to the show--it's one of the few programs I watch, period--but my faith has been shaken over the last couple of years.

You can cut the homoeroticism with a dull spoon.

Banky should've stopped liking Jane's Addiction by the time he graduated high school. I mean, really.

The show will continue as long as it is profitable. Any illusions that they would stop when the show was running out of steam have long since vanished.

What I meant to say was I post here for the sexy Dames.

I have a picture of me with a beard, and I look disturbingly like Dave Attell.

I imagine Eagen as a guy, whom, when away from the board, spends a great deal of time thinking about the things he will say when he gets on the board. That the majority of his posts were among the most awful mass of diarrhea this side of MarioLogan's brain speaks volumes.

I post here for the sex.

I ELECT EAGEN LOLOLOLOLOLJOKZ

You people take your message boarding seriously.

She had a tongue stud, which went along with all the other metal in her face. Except, ya know, that added bonus....

All that buildup for "she seemed stable?" What a letdown. I got a blowjob, if that makes up for it.

She seemed stable enough.

You bastard. What would Texas Small Arms do in this situation?

Now playing:

I was including this one, by the way. Solidarity, Dames!

Texas Small Arms has been viewing this thread for a very long time. I can't wait for her homespun wisdom on life and love!