Giuseppe Zangara

Yes he is. Next time I'm in Wales, I'm looking you up. fake edit: Yes, I'm taking these questions out of order, but I've just come in from a night of drunken carousing, so forgive me.

A Scandanavian killed my father. I'd rather not answer this question.

Post pictures, please. Prove to me there's more to you than your back door. By the way, I've been away from the board all day, so I don't know what the deal is with this Big T person.

I just realized I skipped some questions, sorry. Anyway, to answer this one, Choken One, hands down.

Better than looking at your face, I suppose.

The map makers wouldn't have it any other way.

Please install an "ignore" feature on this board, where we can block the posts of various people, for whatever reason (be they troll or merely an idiot; this board has enough of both). Other boards have them, and so can this one.

Don't make a crack like that if you ever meet him. He can be very bitchy.

I'd rather listen to Justin Timberlake than any of the so-called "real" music Damaramu jizzes over.

Elton John sang about this not too long ago.

As each year passes, I take comfort in life continually getting worse. Such consistency is a godsend.

You mean Choken One. And yeah, the dude posts so fucking much, but how often does he actually say anything? Any conversation involving him is easily missed. Oh, Choken One would be the first to go if this feature were installed.

OH SHIT!

A number of these answers have been quite serious.

6.75"

Ostensibly, if you broke up with the girl, you're no longer interested in her. And you made out with a girl he currently likes. That said, I want to shove a rusty spike up the rectum of people who say "bros before hos" without a trace of irony.

No, and no, I won't.

The ones they didn't make.

There isn't a correlation between my avatar and custom title. As for the porn, all I could find is this site. Yeah, I didn't laugh either.

Hey everyone, harass cockinthroat.

That isn't any worse than the way people currently react to trolls. Anyway, it's useful if there's someone here you just cannot stand. They don't have to troll.

There's a good idea in the first post of this thread, Dames/Tom/whomever.

Teach.

The answer would vary from person to person. There's no such thing as a universally-loved album, which would seem to be what you're getting at.