Giuseppe Zangara

What's next for David Cross? Martha Stewart? The man knows no bounds, I tell you!

Okay, there's some sufficient rocking going on here, but I've never liked that operatic vocal style—I mean, really, it shouldn't take nigh on 20 seconds just to sing "damned"—but I suppose I can get past that.

Great, I'm just gonna have to rely on allmusic, then. And according to them, I should check out The Number of the Beast, so I will. And if that album doesn't rock me to my very rocking core, then there's no hope.

You trixter, they have no album called 1975!

This was serious, in case anyone was wondering.

Where should I start with Iron Maiden.

He once called me while I was doing my show back in my radio days (he found the station's number; he didn't have my cell phone). He had a very pronounced southern drawl.

Is quoting people's screennames the new thing now? I'll take your advice, "Hotbutter Spoontoaster."

And I'm spent.

Yes, that is a woman.

It never would've gotten past the first page had it been.

Well, shit.

One of the results from googling "jew porn"

Some people, when bothered to make the assumption, think I'm Jewish. As it happens, I'm one-eighth Jew, but certain persons think that fraction is much higher. That my beard is currently approaching Hasidic levels plays a part, I guess. What does that have to do with this thread? I don't know. Fuck you.

The W was solid, but no one ever talks about it.

I like this one: