Bart: You know, I used to think you were stuck in an emasculating, go-nowhere job.
Homer: Heh heh…kids.
Bart: But now? I want to follow in your footsteps.
Homer: Do you want to change your name to Homer, Junior? The kids can call you HoJu!
Bart: I’ll get back to you…
Marge: Homer, there’s a family of possums in here!
Homer: I call the big one “Bitey”.
In my opinion the best episode of all time.